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Most embarassing sex story

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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
Tell your most embarrassing or hilarious sex story
Jun 16 2007 11:36AM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
my friend walked in piss drunk and passed out at the foot of the bed....he didnt remember but it was real akward at the time
Jun 16 2007 11:39AM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
went to a house party a while back. My mate was shagging this bird on the kitchen table in the dark, they came down the next morning to find the parents cleaning up blood from the table.

Pretty rough eh
Jun 16 2007 11:45AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i was 3/4 passed out in a hotel jam 8 of us had, 2 rooms, me, bddy, and his gf in one room, they though t i was totally gone.. i heard it all but was too messed up to even roll over and say something
Jun 16 2007 11:53AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
when i was 4 i was naked in a tent in my backyard with some chick. my older brother (10 at the time)had a bunch of friends over to play a game of manhunt. he went to hide in the tent, saw us, screamed, and then ran out and told my mom

she moved a year later, and i hadnt seen her for 9 years, then i saw her up at the hill last year and mann did she get FAT.

and you probably all think im joking, but i got miker92 and skii9151 to back me up.
Jun 16 2007 11:55AM
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ski72685
Posts: 322 - Karma: 11
how is that a sex story?
Jun 16 2007 12:03PM
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jeffery7
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
k i was butt ass naked fuckin this girl in the passenger seat of my car and all my friends rolled up to party at the spot i was parked and they all knew it was me so a just jumped into the drivers seat and took off as fast as i could hahaha it was funny shit and they all still give me shit for it
Jun 16 2007 12:14PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
Your sex story is awesome.
Jun 16 2007 12:35PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
haha you dont get it?!
Jun 16 2007 12:40PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
well lets see maybe my friend passed out at the foot of the bed i was having sex in....no it couldnt be
Jun 16 2007 12:55PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
me and my ex very pretty drunk, started doing it and it was some of the best sex ive ever had...then right before im about to finish i felt the need to puke. so i stopped, ran to the bathroom, puked mad jager and redbull up for like half n hour and then i was too sick to finish. needless to say she was pissed, i was pretty disappointed in myself and we broke up 2 months ago, and thank god for that.
Jun 16 2007 2:36PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
haha wasnt there a kid on here who's friend got drunk and got it up the bung-hole?
Jun 16 2007 2:58PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
Want to hear MY embarrassing sex story???


i havent had sex. fuck.
Jun 16 2007 3:00PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
ahahaha 



i love that one!
Jun 16 2007 3:03PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
me too :(
Jun 16 2007 3:18PM
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Nuck_Nuck_Nuck
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
ew
Jun 16 2007 4:25PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
i accidentally knocked a chick out by cockslapping her
Jun 16 2007 4:29PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
yeah i have the same problem. my weiner is like a wrecking ball.
Jun 16 2007 4:36PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
don't be ashamed of that
Jun 16 2007 6:21PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
this might turn into a good thread. i'd ask for it to get moved to ladies men or start a new one there. then it won't get deleted as fast
Jun 16 2007 6:36PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
i was at my gf's house and she was giving me head, I was about done, then her sister just busts in the room out of no where, doesn't even knock, and I like oh shit then just jizzed all over my gf's face... needless to say, I don't talk to her sister very much any more.
Jun 16 2007 6:43PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
im called the boulder. im circumcized. do the math ahah
Jun 16 2007 6:48PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
HAHAHAHA PWNED.
Jun 16 2007 6:56PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
BRO RAPE
Jun 16 2007 7:03PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
i was getting head, and i shot a load in her ear
Jun 16 2007 7:06PM
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mfz
Posts: 332 - Karma: 73
hahahaha wow that's messed up lol
Jun 16 2007 8:57PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
funny your not funny.
Jun 16 2007 9:02PM
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[JP-of-SC]
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
that sucks so much man...
Jun 16 2007 9:05PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
fornication under the consent of the king.
Jun 16 2007 9:09PM
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Freeskier9856
Posts: 671 - Karma: 10
ha
Jun 16 2007 9:09PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Well...
This threads funny. But this one time, at band camp...
Jun 16 2007 9:11PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
me this girl and a clown car good times
Jun 16 2007 9:20PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
this isnt mine... and im not sure if its true..... but one of my friends told me when he was little (like 8 i think) there was a chick who lived next door and they would play "doctor" in his yard and eventually they started playing "penis doctor"... pretty funny story


and for who it is, im not gonna say but if they wanna own up to their story, they'll recognize it when they see it on here
Jun 16 2007 9:26PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Me and my girl:

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Jun 16 2007 9:43PM
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nellyyy
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 3,269
all i can say is a pair of rusty scissors, a lava lamp and taiwanese prostitue.
Jun 16 2007 9:45PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
i dont believe you
Jun 16 2007 9:51PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
all i can say about mine is some n00bish NSer named fuzzball, 16 cents, and a microscope
Jun 16 2007 9:52PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
thats normal- who hasen't done this
Jun 16 2007 9:54PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
seans friend
Jun 16 2007 9:56PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
I nailed an escort on Justin Senicals couch while we watched pootietang together,

The next day it was news around town, His roomate made me take the Blanket to a dry cleaners.
Jun 16 2007 10:59PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
walked in by both of our best friends (female)
Jun 16 2007 11:05PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
you should have him snackin on somethin
Jun 16 2007 11:09PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
When people say escort all I can think of is like James Bond or something.

"Mr. Bond, your mission is to escort the governor to the party tonight. as you know he is a marked man so extreme caution is to exercised. We're counting on you."

im probably ceompletely insane though
Jun 16 2007 11:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
i heard.
Jun 16 2007 11:38PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
judginign by the source this may or may not have happend
Jun 16 2007 11:55PM
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jamesmccormick
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 17
embarassing sex story: spencer harkins (eastcoastjibber)+ every girl hes ever had sex with







especially bridgett
Jun 17 2007 12:05AM
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kickerlicker
Posts: 820 - Karma: 11
Me and this busty girl, (me and my friends play hoggin points where whoever hooks up with the ugliest nasty girl wins the hoggin trophy), so this was to win the title i met her at a party and got her to go to the bathroom with me. she got on her knees and started to suck my dick when all of a sudden i began to vomit all over her and my dick. she wasnt wearing a shirt and it got all over her. She just started rubbing the vomit all over her body and finished the job. then i took a shower kicked the pig out of the bathroom and kept on partying
Jun 17 2007 1:55AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Uh. Ew?
Jun 17 2007 1:59AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
the best one is when my roommate got shitfaced and brought home the town bike, he comes in & trys to be subtle & smooth & stuff and get me out of bed & into the lounge so they can have some privacy.
anyway so im couch surfing & playing nintendo for an hour or so & he comes in (still totally paro) waving his dick around going "does this looks like aids? shit i think ive got aids or something" and he's freaking out cos she's a hoe & he went bareback.
what makes it tragic is his gf is sooooooo hot, like one of the hottest chicks in town but he gets the worst whiskey dick
Jun 17 2007 2:07AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,626
i dont have one
but my girlfriend and her friends wrote stories one night after reading porn..it started off with me going back to school to grab my math book, then we had sex for 5and a half hours in one of the choir rooms.

i stole the story from her room and showed it to all my friends
Jun 17 2007 2:07AM
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