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Mad Libs... not like last time, please
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NS, make this funny:
SKI TRIP
A few years ago, I went skiing down Mount (adjective). The wind was (adjective), but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm (favorite piece of ski equipement), (2nd favorite pieces of ski equipment), and an (adjective) (most hated piece of ski equipement) on my (singular body part). The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "(noun) lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical (noun) comes behind you and (present verb) you up the mountain.
I went skiing with my (relation to person) (a first name), who had never been skiing before. (a first name) was so (adjective) that the skis (past verb)! At the top of the mountain, some (a person) warned us about (adjective) ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. (a first name) (past verb) to the bottom in about a (amount of time) like an (animal) in a (a type of container), but I took my time. One (adjective) (a person) almost (past verb) me over because the dumb (derogatory name) didn't see me.
Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly (adjective) from the snow. We had an (adjective) time, but next time I'm wearing more (most hated pieces of equipement.
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lmao that lift part is just asking for it...
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you tried mad hard and got no responce ahhaa
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you could make that lift shit sooooo funny..............................
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A few years ago, I went skiing down Mount Crested Butte. The wind was windy, but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm thong, and a pair of hestra gloves and an irritating sunscreen on my dick. The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "fuck me lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical dildo comes behind you and fucks you up the mountain.
I went skiing with my boy mike hunt, who had never been skiing before. mike was so excited that the skis got a boner! At the top of the mountain, some gaper warned us about hairy ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. mike farted to the bottom in about a second like a walrus in a pickle jar, but I took my time. One dumb fuck almost ran me over because the dumb nigger didn't see me.
Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly horny from the snow. We had an awesome time, but next time I'm wearing more sunscreen...
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