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Cunning Caption Contest

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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
Write a humorous caption to this picture:
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"That day set Raficy on a life path that would lead to 20 Marathon victories and a gold medal at the summer Olympics."
Jun 14 2007 10:26PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
if you took the "A" out of :"ahead" i would laugh
Jun 14 2007 10:29PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
I didnt know hippos came out of the water! thats just as stunning as JKSL leaving his computer!
Jun 14 2007 10:29PM
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hugedoinker
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
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uh this picture is better
Jun 14 2007 10:29PM
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hugedoinker
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
wtf y didnt it work
Jun 14 2007 10:29PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
hahaha game over.
Jun 14 2007 10:30PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
"Listen dude, I had no idea she was youre wife! I swear!!"
Jun 14 2007 10:31PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
"my life sucks"
Jun 14 2007 11:13PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
"...further proving that the hippos really were hungry hungy."
Jun 14 2007 11:23PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
"regardless of how this picture may appear...shell is still way ahead of the black man.
Jun 14 2007 11:25PM
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Casey
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 24,308
"At this point I realized that my car was not out of gas, but was in fact, a hippopotomos."
Jun 14 2007 11:26PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
^^ hahah both of those were madd good, i got nothing
Jun 14 2007 11:28PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
word but keep 'em coming, these are all genious
Jun 14 2007 11:30PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
"which one sells pot? their names may fool you"
Jun 14 2007 11:31PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
"Jebbidiah, with shades of that snake on youtube, could not swallow the hippo. His sister, Sharifa much more used to swallowing large chunks of tanned meat, took on poor Sally just moments after this picture was taken
Jun 14 2007 11:35PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
"Jebbidiah, with shades of that snake on youtube, could not swallow the hippo. His sister, Sharifa, who was much more used to swallowing large chunks of tanned meat, took on poor Sally just moments after this picture was taken"*
Jun 14 2007 11:37PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
"there is a mothafuckin hippo chasin me nigguh! get my 9 bitch!"
Jun 14 2007 11:43PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
"i said whatever bitch, go get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries"
Jun 14 2007 11:47PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
" i'd eat you but i only got 3 legs!"
Jun 15 2007 12:16AM
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John.
Posts: 1327 - Karma: 11
Ding ding WINNER!!
Jun 15 2007 12:22PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
that one wasnt funny
Jun 15 2007 12:30PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
just taking the pet hippo out for a jog
Jun 15 2007 12:32PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
a black guy running fast is a big enough punchline
Jun 15 2007 12:36PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
"the hippos are coming! quick, get the gasoline! it's their only weakness!"
Jun 15 2007 12:38PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
aww sure it was :)
Jun 15 2007 12:39PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
"First failed attempt at trying to milk a hippopotamus"
Jun 15 2007 12:57PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
that african man is gliding through the air....
Jun 15 2007 12:58PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
hahahaha this one fersher
Jun 15 2007 1:00PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Hippos:The new race riot police.
Jun 15 2007 1:02PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
"After getting bored of cow tipping for many years, Jerome decided to try Hippo tipping. Little did he know, unlike cows, they could chase his black ass down!"
Jun 15 2007 1:09PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
when life gives you lemons find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party
Jun 15 2007 1:11PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
wow. lets copy what a famous comedian already said and has nothing to do with the picture.
Jun 15 2007 1:14PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
way to be a dick face about it jesus
Jun 15 2007 1:15PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
i can use BOLD too.
Jun 15 2007 1:16PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
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Jun 15 2007 1:18PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
ahhaahah
Jun 15 2007 1:19PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
"It was at this very moment when Jamal discovered his ability to fly."
Jun 15 2007 1:20PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
Haha
Jun 15 2007 1:21PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
"Neg Urban Sports Africa Edition"
Jun 15 2007 1:30PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
ahahaha winner
Jun 15 2007 2:47PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
Come on baby, I'm Chris Reed.


Jun 15 2007 5:55PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
"oh shit"
Jun 15 2007 6:36PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Haha
Jun 15 2007 6:40PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
fuck yall hippos i'm gettin'blown tanight
Jun 15 2007 7:15PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
"Every time you masturbate, a hippo kills a nigga."
Jun 15 2007 8:07PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
come back, momma! i didnt get my cuddle time!
Jun 15 2007 8:26PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
little did this man know, this was a velosa hippo decsendant of the velosa raptor which hunt in packs, the alpha hippo herding the unsuspecting prey straight into an ambush.
Jun 15 2007 8:51PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
"the running of the hippos"


Jun 15 2007 8:56PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
luve that game
Jun 15 2007 10:19PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
Whats faster than a hippo?
A black man running away after he robbed the gas station.
Jun 15 2007 10:21PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Gas from Shell 20$
Shoes 30$
i cant think of a funny thing that would be pricless
Jun 15 2007 10:36PM
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