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Family Gone = Party

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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
So, My family is leaving for Oklahome for my cousin's wedding for a week.  Im staying home because I gotta work.  so I walk into the kitchen and I found a note.  It said, Things to do:
1. water plants
2. feed cat
3. feed fish
4. clean up

NO PARTIES!!!!!!

Im prolly gonna have a few anyways because I live in the country.

What do you guys(and girls) think?



Jun 14 2007 4:45AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
dont let people sleep in your parents bed. dont let them throw empty cases of beer in the laundry hamper. 2 things my brother failed to do.
Jun 14 2007 5:01AM
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anna*
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hahahaha!
that was last weekend for one of my friends.
we (6 girls and 5 guys) all went to her place and sat in her spa drinking then jumped into her pool at midnight (bare in mind its winter here, and pool isnt heated)
then all the girls ran around the golf course that her house backs onto in our bikinis.
then everyone went to sleep in beds and on the floor and on couches.
Jun 14 2007 5:18AM
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*thebusiness
Posts: 210 - Karma: 15
thats great no one cares.. have fun with your "winter"
ass
Jun 14 2007 5:22AM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
no shit dude.  Its all gonna be outside waaay in my backyard.  we have 7 acres out back and 3 up front.
Jun 14 2007 6:12AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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She will.
Jun 14 2007 9:40AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
Don't leave any vodka in the microwave....
Jun 14 2007 9:40AM
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invader7
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or in the oven
Jun 14 2007 9:44AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
Yea my roomate is a straight up biblethumper so when she is around the house i dont drink but she left for two weeks to go to Toronto so yea im thinkin ragin party this weekend!!!
Jun 14 2007 9:44AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
my parents left for a weekend and my brother had a party. just gotta make sure you personaly know everyone and trust everyone who comes. dont tell your friends in advance about the party or your friends will bring friends that you dont want to come. tell them like a day before or something
Jun 14 2007 9:45AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
1. water +natty lite
2. feed cat beer
3. feed fguests
4. clean up

 PARTIES!!!!!!



throw thats hit down, get 10 cases, like 10 forties and tell kids to bring there own shit, maybe a beer bong pong table hookah cigars a pool table to dance on and some mellow ass beats, make sure the girls make the CD cus then they dont complain about music and it wil get them all into shit.

FCUK YEH HIGHSCHOOL RULES \m/ NATTY LIGHT FOREVER TATOOOED ON MY ANKLE
Jun 14 2007 9:48AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Naw i had party two weeks ago and this kid pissed of my neighbors by throwin beer bottles at their cars and shit so i followed him and his punkass friends out of my subdivision and now he thinks i am the one in the wrong and wants to fight me the problem is his own friends have straight up told him he'll get killed if he fights me....i mean i do it for a fuckin living how stupid could you be!
Jun 14 2007 9:49AM
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bhill2.0
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you just gotta baracade doors and put away stupid shit that fuckers will break. and if you let kids sleep over dont let them sleep in your parents bed, soo useless but kids do it.  YOu'll be fine if you live in the country i think, just make sure kids your not sure if you like or not come, because when they leave and they have a few beers with them they wont give a fuck and throw them whereever or try to get you in trouble some how by doing something stupid.
Jun 14 2007 9:56AM
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BMskier
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i want to party
Jun 14 2007 10:05AM
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bhill2.0
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dude im throwing one from 11am to 630 pm today come join man
Jun 14 2007 10:07AM
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Armada08
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dude get a couple cases of beer and some kegs or however u spell it and have a party fuck ur parents
Jun 14 2007 10:14AM
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skiierman
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Well if you get caught, blame it on them. I mean they did put the idea in your head with that note.
Jun 14 2007 10:27AM
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Peter.
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just dont leave shit lying around make sure you clean up and you will be fine
Jun 14 2007 10:40AM
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Steezysmurf
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make sure nobody shits on the coats
Jun 14 2007 12:11PM
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gnustreetfool
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haha^ but dont have a big party just have some of your friends over
Jun 14 2007 12:14PM
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smuggsVT
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so pretty much your roommate is your mom
Jun 14 2007 1:09PM
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xAtticusx
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house parties always end in disaster. unless your drunk then you dont care but as soon as you wake up, youd be like...where the fuck did that hole in teh wall come from
Jun 14 2007 1:11PM
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Mat.
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dont invite douchebags who will have no respect for your house, belongings, and all that.
Jun 14 2007 1:15PM
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OpIvy
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If you live in the country, just have the party outside and let no one go in the house.  That way nothing gets stolen, broken or destroyed. 
Jun 14 2007 1:18PM
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ProducerXXX
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Make sure they don't come home early...
Jun 14 2007 1:28PM
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P.J.S.
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yes indeed, broke a window one time, and then another time, there was a hole in my walk in shower...not good at all
Jun 14 2007 1:31PM
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.jon
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if youve got that much land there shouldnt be a problem with neighbors/police
Jun 14 2007 1:36PM
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comeatmebro
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just keep it outside and dont let anyone inside. maybe let some of your GOOD friends sleep over and get pussy!
Jun 14 2007 1:40PM
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*DwC*
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RAVE at your house
Jun 14 2007 2:01PM
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eheath
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Ahviously party, ever parent tells their kids no parties.
Jun 14 2007 2:12PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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fuck I just got from a party and lost all my clothes, im hungover, ive thrownup and still feel like i have to, i feel like shit. but still you should PARTY!!!!
Jun 14 2007 2:26PM
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andrewg
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ur gonna get caught
Jun 14 2007 2:38PM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
thank you that piece of advice.  I appreciate it.  although im not an idiot and Ive thought my way through this.  and quit being a nay-sayer.  damnit.  everything I post you got something negative to add to it.  ass.

this is my Plan:
bonfire out back(way out back).  people park their cars around it. nobody leaves.  if you gotta leave in the middle of the night you cant party.  when somebody pulls up, I ask if theyre drinking, if so, I take their keys and give em back in the morning.  since im out in the country, theres no noise restrictions, and I dont have any close neighbors.  and if cops do come, its byob.  I can say I was having a bonfire with some friends and they brought their own shit.  not my fault.  Ive done this before with my family home.  I just told em im having friends over for a bonfire.  told my friends its byob, park your cars around the fire.  simple.  And its mosdef not a house party.  people stay outside.
Jun 14 2007 3:26PM
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zzyzx
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itll be fine if u clean up after them
Jun 14 2007 4:28PM
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Nicholas.
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oh my goddddd! ur parents are gone so u might have a party dood1!!!??!!??111 NO WAIIIIIII
Jun 14 2007 4:32PM
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mski
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you sound stupid to me!
Jun 14 2007 4:36PM
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Jake...
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your so paranoid dude? will your parents rape you or something? or your 14 and not aloud to drink?

sounds like you will be " to incharge" of the entore night to enjoy yourself.
Jun 14 2007 4:49PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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ive noticed that from all my friends that have had house parties the guys that have the best are the guys that get hammered themselves
Jun 14 2007 5:25PM
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beer.
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LOL thats the worst idea I've ever heard
Jun 14 2007 5:29PM
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[~_~]
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Dude, get your cat drunk. Its the funniest shit ever!
Jun 14 2007 5:30PM
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beer.
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I meant to say having girls pick out the music is the worst idea Ive ever heard, the rest sounds good but you left out CIGARETTES
Jun 14 2007 5:30PM
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sowstochd
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how old are you and where are u gonna get the beer
Jun 14 2007 5:32PM
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[~_~]
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fuck cigarettes smoke chronic


as for the music, only stupid girls have bad music. I know a ton of girls who listen to TV on the Radio, Trentmoller, Junior Boys, The Mars Volta, all kinds of sick stuff!
Jun 14 2007 5:37PM
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Nicholas.
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no no no not cigarettes, cigars are a fallback but if you want to be cool you WILL use a hookah with some flavored sheesha.
Jun 14 2007 5:42PM
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bhill2.0
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my point exactly , but somehow, we made it work last time in this kids mansion.. funny eh?
I doubt it would ever work for most people.
If its outside just go buckwild
Jun 14 2007 6:29PM
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Reptar
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i'd just invite a few chill people. some bitches. and some mary jane. jea.
Jun 14 2007 6:33PM
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Darc686
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18,  I have friends who are 21.  its straight.
Jun 14 2007 8:41PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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jea those are always the best time, just chilling with da bitches smoking the chronskis
Jun 14 2007 8:45PM
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Nuck_Nuck_Nuck
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when they say NO PARTIES, it means yea throw one but have it picked up when we get back, if it says, if we find out you had a party, you grounded till summer, i say be careful and knock out the neighbors with novacaine it usually works
Jun 14 2007 8:49PM
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TonyTheTiger
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No one cares about your post, her post is interesting.
Jun 14 2007 9:35PM
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WikiWiki
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woohoo
Jun 14 2007 9:47PM
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