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WTF??? If you don't like spiders don't click.

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Gnl.Weirdness
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Ok so I stumbled upon a group of these under a rock I "was" going to move.

I have never seen anything like it before, and it moved in the most awkward ways, it immediately reminded me of that contortionist chick from Ju-On.

Figured I'd up it here cus it's simply too cool to just sit on my mem card.

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Gnl.Weirdness
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oh and it was about 2 inches long. I was freaked out enough putting the cam so close to it to get the pic, so I wasn't able to get an actual reference shot.
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BMskier
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that is a messed up spyder
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b-ladd
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it's an alien. you should report that shit.
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grubix2
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wow... that thing is... ...epic...

haha
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tequila
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Man thats like a beetle/spider hybrid thingy.....its kinda cute though, in some bizarre way. prob cos it looks scared....
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BMskier
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cute?
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bailer
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you are FUCKED UP!!!!!!!
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Tom.
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theres always the possibility that you found a new species of spider. its not even that farfetched, happens more than you would think.
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Gnl.Weirdness
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There where three of them, one hastily retreated into a hole in the ground, the other curled up and did nothing, that one was just like wtf someone fucked up my house.

They where all in cocoons of some kind or something and when I lifted the rock it tore them. Kinda sucks, but I am glad because I never have seen something quite as unique as these before, let alone in my backyard.
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Microcosm
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wow, that's scary as hell. I wonder what kind. search spiders/ your area or something on google or wikipedia, it might have something.
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Gnl.Weirdness
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that would be tight for sure. I am posting it on a bug forum to try and get it classified. I looked at the pic in depth, and it seems that this thing has no eyes, so I am very curious to know if it spends it's life under rocks hunting with other senses.
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ZavierV
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your camera is friggen sweet.
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thenakedcellist
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thats fucked upp
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Microcosm
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thats pretty cool, keep us updated on what it is. if it's a new species do you get to name it!
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STREETS
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Lmao
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Tom.
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OMG name it the Steezasaurous!!!
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GhostfaceKillah
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looks more like a crustacean than an arachnid
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rastarider1080
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that thing is siiick
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Gnl.Weirdness
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eh it's nothing special, canon powershot s500, like a $120 cam haha. Just got MAD close to the spider in macro mode.
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*DwC*
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that would be sick... you could name it something fucking sweet
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Tom.
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either way, its a nice shot.
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sn0wbl0w
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what the hell?
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Peter.
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holy cow dude, id say give it to your local biology teacher or something

they will know people that can figure that out

it almost looks like a baby, that hatched (Do spiders hatch?) early
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Gnl.Weirdness
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thnx, here are two more I was able to get of it, they kinda show it's unique range of motion in such a confined space.

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Tom.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!



I was searching Google for pictures of a "red spider"and i came across this.

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Odly enough, its official name is a Red Spider. Sorry to burst your bubble.


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GhostfaceKillah
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lol imagine it grew to the size of a dog
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Gnl.Weirdness
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word thnx for finding that, now I can learn more about it :: )
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maclem
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What did you do after you took the picture? Like put the rock back? Did you squash it?
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PeteyG
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you should name it. sounds like it built its home in ur backyard
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Gnl.Weirdness
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It's actually called a woodlouse spider, which is fitting given it's often times found in rotted wood or under rocks. word.

and it is harmless to humans, so yeh I might have to play with it lols.
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Gnl.Weirdness
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nah put the rock back very carefully and went on with my work haha.

btw this is a close up of their head. I am having second thoughts about playing with it now.

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Gnl.Weirdness
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wikipedia for the win.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysdera_crocata
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GhostfaceKillah
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"Female specimens are 11-15 mm long whilst males are 9-10 mm. They have a dark-red thorax and legs, and a yellow-brown abdomen. Notably, they have large jaws and gonads."

hehe
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Gnl.Weirdness
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haha you said gonads
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lushlaxstr
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i fucking hate spiders
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BMskier
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holy shit this thread is creepy with all these spyders
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Gnl.Weirdness
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lols
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ride-rider
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fuck man blast it with a 12 G
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*monsterskier*
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ewwwww....that's so nasty
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*DrewT*
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damn I was hoping you could name the NS spider
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mfz
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yea or steezeespidee
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Lé.Skiing
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looks sexy ;)
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Joan
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punch it in the pincers
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Black-Bandanna
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Holy balls! That thing's a beast!
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Gnl.Weirdness
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So bad ass
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El.Capitan
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Wow, what a nasty little bastard
I've seen some fugly spiders in my day, but good god...*shudder*
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Mat.
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FUCKKKKKKK, i dont mind spiders but that extreme close up on his face just gave me the shivers. now i feel like theyre surrounding my toes down under the computer table and all that.
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Lé.Skiing
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its not a red spider I'm pretty sure its a "Woodlouse Spider".
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.jon
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tastyyyyyyyyyy
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flux-capacitor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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