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What madness is this?

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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
eric
this cult is even gayer then mine
WHAT DO THESE REDEERIANS EVEN DO
lie around and get fat?
with the occasional mating dance thrown in?

wait..
count me in.
Jun 12 2007 11:41PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
who is this?
Jun 13 2007 12:35AM
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s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
and who might you be ?
Jun 13 2007 7:02PM
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Park_Rider_435
Posts: 834 - Karma: 9
who is this are you even from red deer
Jun 13 2007 7:17PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
wow i think one person asking would have done just fine
Jun 13 2007 8:53PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
no, 3's a way better number then 1
Jun 13 2007 9:51PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
That's Carmen (scott's girlfriend) I'm a little confused as to why she's on NS but I invited her to the cult seeing as she is from around here.
Jun 13 2007 10:14PM
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Chief.Woodcock
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 158
im not from red deer physically but i am at heart
Jun 13 2007 10:32PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
Yes i'm from red deer
ish.

um and i'm carmen
and ERIC tim and scott invited me to join
something about it getting way cooler with me here..
makes sense
think of me as a NS groupie then.
Jun 13 2007 11:20PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Aren't groupies just to sleep with the band members? There's 80 000 NS members so you better get busy.
Jun 13 2007 11:30PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
low blow
Jun 14 2007 12:06AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Nothing is too low a blow for Carmen (who suffers from obesity and mild mental retardation).
Jun 14 2007 12:47AM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
is scotts girlfriend( carmen) hot? ...are you hot?
Jun 14 2007 7:36PM
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Chief.Woodcock
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 158
way to be a creeper ryan
Jun 14 2007 11:03PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
i was just about to ask that, its not a creeper its information
Jun 14 2007 11:07PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
Thankyou eric
have fun being alone for the rest of your life.
and i am not fat !
And how do i answer if i'm hot?
modesty is a virtue ladies
Jun 15 2007 11:47PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
well on a scale from one to ten (ten being carmen electra And jessica alba, and one being britany spears with her shaved head)
Jun 16 2007 12:36AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I'd give her about a 3. There's no major birth defects, some minor ones, and the obesity factor is a huge contributor.
Jun 16 2007 1:23AM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
im sure a photo would do quite well if your not willing to judge yourself
Jun 16 2007 2:30AM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
allright then
go to my NS profile
and where it says my website
enter nexopia.com
and search the username .sparkles.
Jun 16 2007 11:12AM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
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Jun 16 2007 1:43PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
SEE ERIC??
not obese after all.

you fatty.
Jun 16 2007 2:28PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
IT'S ONE OF THOSE TRICK PICTURES!

See how she has her knee in front of her? and then she's in the corner of the screen.
Jun 16 2007 4:59PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eric you tard
stop that
i'm NOT obese
and no matter how hard you try
your not going to make me fat
Jun 16 2007 7:52PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I can't make you fat, because you already are fat. You should invite everyone here to fat camp.
Jun 16 2007 10:00PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
i should..but i won't
the time will come though eric
some day
Jun 16 2007 10:10PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
ahhhh, now it all makes sence

eric never lies by the way, its againtst his religion
Jun 16 2007 11:36PM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
you dont have the angles do you? (see myspace movie on youtube.com if you dont get it)
Jun 29 2007 1:32AM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
hey carmang, why is that hot girl sitting on your hood?
Jun 30 2007 11:13PM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
actually that truck is to slender to be you chubbs
Jun 30 2007 11:15PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
well
that was a back handed compliment timothy

thats me on PIPPA'S hood silly
i see now that you just got confused

but wait.. i guess that would make me the "hot girl"

AWWWW TIMMY THINKS I'M HOT



you pervert.
Jul 2 2007 12:56PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
tims hot
Jul 2 2007 3:23PM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
damn right
Jul 2 2007 8:55PM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
that can't be pip's hood
it doesn't look mad at me
Jul 2 2007 8:58PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I touched your mom's hood.
Jul 3 2007 2:57AM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
i was about to say i touched your sisters hood but that would be so gross
Jul 3 2007 1:12PM
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*skitt*
Posts: 121 - Karma: 30
your all invited to a party in MY pants.
Jul 3 2007 5:29PM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
i'd love to come to this shindig in your pants
what time?
Jul 3 2007 5:31PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I shindigged your mom's pants, all over her face.
Jul 4 2007 1:00AM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
can i be the bouncer?
Jul 4 2007 2:13PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I touched your mom's bouncers.
Jul 4 2007 4:38PM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
thank you eric!
that just made my day!
Jul 4 2007 10:19PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
really? i thought you touching dalton's bouncers would be the highlight



KIDDING TIMMY!
Jul 4 2007 10:34PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I inserted my enormous penis into your mother's vaginal cavity and moved to and fro until I ejaculated all over your mother's face and she ate all the semen.
Jul 5 2007 5:28PM
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*TiMMY*
Posts: 188 - Karma: 46
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eric....what the hell was that???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jul 5 2007 6:40PM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
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tim....what the hell are you???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jul 5 2007 7:57PM
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Penny*Lane
Posts: 136 - Karma: 10
I wonder about you sometimes..

p.s. "enormous?" thats not what tim told me.
Jul 5 2007 10:40PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
before it was all about subtly saying you had sex with someone's mom and making it have to do with what they said, now it's about the extreme detail out of nowhere.
Jul 6 2007 1:45AM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
Eric..................After I jizzed all over your moms face I then took a rag, wiped it up and did it again...................
Jul 6 2007 1:53AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I'm impressed, I need like 20 minutes between jizzings.
Jul 6 2007 2:16AM
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