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weirdest junk e-mail you've ever gotten

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ProHo
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
I just got an e-mail in my hotmail called: 'Boobless Bitches Eating Pussy'

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Jul 27 2003 1:34AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i got one saying 'animals pissing on chiks', quite disturbing.


help me find my bike, and beat the shit out of those theives
Jul 27 2003 1:35AM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
a little bored are we de... uhhh prohoe chick




'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard



Jul 27 2003 1:35AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I got one saying,
'I'll crap on you sawson!!!
and another that said
'Midget orgys!!!'







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 27 2003 1:58AM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Eh.... 'Check out our flea-bitten whores'

Seriously... fucking gross.
Jul 27 2003 2:02AM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
I think i've gotten about all of them...lol.
Jul 27 2003 12:41PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
dont rag on the ho shes my idol!
'steve are my nipples pancaked?- denise on the phone to her boyfriend while i read out the pancake nipple thread..

Jul 27 2003 3:33PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
does this stuff actually turn anyone on?

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Jul 27 2003 4:03PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
io keep getting PWN U 2 HUX0red 15 THED PEN15' about penis enlargin shit.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Jul 27 2003 4:05PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
'Tiffany Want's Your dick In her tranny ass'

i was like, wtf tiffany!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
Jul 27 2003 4:46PM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
speaking of trannies...what would you do if you took home the hottest girl you have ever seen in your entire life, got her naked, and noticed she had a dick? i'd prolly shoot her


'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'
-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
Jul 27 2003 6:36PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
'glrht grand big whén lif@e (¨5eems to expensive, you demand ºto acquire ahead yy.>'
i have no idea what the hell hat is supposed to mean


.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'
-Derek (while extremely drunk)
Jul 27 2003 7:32PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
'Own your own midget slave in 12 hours and increase your penis size at the same time'





'I wouldn't have showered this morning if I hadn't thrown up in my sleep.'
Jul 27 2003 7:37PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
^that one wins so far


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i used to be NOFXpunkAF

proud KPP member
Jul 27 2003 9:08PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
hahaha, that's funny, i had one that said it was from me, i was like ok then
Seize the carp
Jul 27 2003 9:09PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
yes, yes it does.. hahahahh
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Jul 27 2003 9:11PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
haha ive had alot of those... i once had 'raging teenage hormones make a lesbian give head to a horse... wanna see it?' i was like... oh my fuckin god

Jigga say wha??
*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
Jul 27 2003 9:21PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
hey.. i was in that porn video. i was the horse.

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Jul 27 2003 11:03PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
one with a chick doing a horse and animals. i dont get what the fuck these fuckers are thinking. we should hunt them down and kill them.


Official Executioner of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

www.FreeStylerX.com - FreeSki and Aggro Skate - FSX 4 Life!
Jul 27 2003 11:38PM
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railslider
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
many many regarding viagra, and they are all in some wierd internet language




~seize the day~
Jul 27 2003 11:47PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
'Are you in debt from your penis enlargement payments and porn rentals? WE CAN HELP YOU!'



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
Jul 28 2003 12:12AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
ChIcKs WiTh DiCks

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E

Munky Boyz Teaser
Jul 28 2003 12:23AM
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kuoppis
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 30
'ChiX wiTh dIx!1' fucking disgusting
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Play it hard.
Jul 28 2003 3:07AM
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dr_jibb
Posts: 807 - Karma: 22
'Smash things with your cock!!!'
Oi
Jul 30 2003 10:18AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
i got one from my grandma about the history of the middle finger.


'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
Jul 30 2003 3:09PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
you should post that appskier, if you still have it
-The DR.-

Member of the NS Midnight Club
Jul 30 2003 3:19PM
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summersucks
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
I had this one where they paid cranky homeless people to fuck with ladies... What the hell?
Jul 30 2003 4:22PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
I had one where it told me if I took this pill once a day it would 'enhance my penis size by 3 inches in 3 weeks!'



'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'
-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas

-MR
Jul 30 2003 4:43PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
I got one promissing me 'mangina enlargement' now my question is if i even had a mangina why would I want it to be bigger?
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Aug 4 2003 8:09AM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
Yeah I got that penis enhancing email too...it kinda disturbed me. You'd think they'd look at the emails and send them to the people who actually sounded like they had penises but no...



*~*~Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~
Aug 4 2003 9:26PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
DrPepper- I deleted it, sorry.

But the story went something like this:
The french and english had some battle and if the french one they were planning to cut off all the british middle fingers, so french lost(surprise) and the english flicked them the bird, cause the french suck.


'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
Aug 4 2003 10:01PM
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