skiing and/or weezer fans

i always liked the song surf wax america cuz it adiquately described what i felt about skiing but it was about surfing, so i made a

Ski Wax America


The Mountain's Frosty like a bottle of beer

The cliff is comin' but I ain't got no fear

I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast

I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast

I'm goin' skiin' cuz I don't like your face

Or better yet because I hate the race of

Rats that run Round and Round in the maze

I'm goin' skiin', I'm goin' skiin'!



You take your car to work

I'll take my boards

And when you run out of fuel I'm still up top

My buddies and their honies all come along

They seem invincible as they ski along

The hill is rollin' like a thousand pound keg

We're goin' skiin', we're goin' skiin!



All over the mountain, I ski wherever I may roam

I never thought it'd come to this Now I can never go home
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson