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skoganskier101
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share any weed stories you have, anything really funny that happened while high or as a result of it. also your story of your first time smoking weed if u like.


my first time was last summer, i was 16 and it was at work. i worked at a fucking cool place. well it was a restraut that basically served breakfast and lunch as their big meals, and i was working a dinner shift and there was 1 person eating so the rest of us are like lets go out back for a break. i was finishing up something in the ack so i walk outside the back door and there all just smoking weed, i stand there and there like walker bro smoke this shit, and im like no i probably shouldnt and there like dude its fun u know u want to, and i said ur right i want to gimme that jazz. so it was a joint and really easy to smoke and i got like 7 really big solid hits, didnt cough at all though. at first i was like dude tht didnt do anything but about 10 minutes later i was in heaven. every step i took was in slow motion and i was hearign all these crazy sounds that i never noticed before coming from inside the restraunt.
it was so epic though, we were just like all blazed working and it was so fun, i specifically remember how fun it was to walk, just every step had a certain beat, like bass playing the background and i could not step out of beat. also i couldnt stop laughing, i had to go outside i was laughing so hard and i went up to one of my buddies that worked there and the only thing i said fior like the first 20 mins after i smoked was "I dont know why, but I just feel like smiling". it truly was one of the best moments ofmy life, everything was perfect. oh i alsmot forgot about the munchies. so we get 1 free meal each work shift, its a local restraunt, not a franchise, its really chill. if youre ever at st. simons island georgia eat at dressner's, that the name of the place. ao before we smoke i ate a massive hamburger with a big bowl of blackberry cobbler and ice cream. after i smoked i ate the same thing, except more, and oh my god it was the best food i have ever eaten in my life.

thats my story. who else wants to share?
Jun 8 2007 1:28AM
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mfz
Posts: 332 - Karma: 73
One night me and my buddy went smoke some joints before my family dinner with like my mom, my aunt, sister etc. So when i came back my mom noticed i was totally smashed so the only thing she said was.... do you have more?? so i wasnt sure what to answer but i said yes. so like 5 min later i was outside with my mom my frind, my sister, my aunt smoking a joint. I have to admit, it was pretty chills. And for the munchies lol we all ate steaks and french fries ( the best iv had in my life)
Jun 9 2007 8:08PM
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steve.o
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weed is soo bad for you, i heard you can die is you smoke a full weed bowl, you should go to prison for smoking that garbage........... wtf, i cant beleive this thread hasnt been deleted yet
Jun 9 2007 8:09PM
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396222687862
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bahahhahahhahah
Jun 9 2007 8:10PM
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tequila
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Awesome....I know people with parents like that, but not such luck for me....
Jun 9 2007 8:14PM
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skibum1854
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hitting a waterfall my first time and almost throwing up
Jun 9 2007 8:20PM
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skoganskier101
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my aunt and uncle are like that, its really cool smoking with like older people, its something that can be shared by all, even if u have absolutely nothing in common with someone, but you both smoke it can bring people together, its really cool
Jun 10 2007 12:44AM
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potato_man
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ask k2rider_12 about the effects of drugs. seriously.
Jun 10 2007 3:51AM
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tequila
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Why?
Jun 10 2007 6:39AM
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hippie_cat
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the most detailed halleucenation ive ever had off weed was seeing albert einstein, as a kaleidescope, but he was young & had orange hair & blue skin & he was made out of plasticine.

but yeah when i get REALLY blitzed i sometimes see like geometric patterns & stuff
Jun 10 2007 7:46AM
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mothaeast
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shrooms are fun
you dont really hallucinate from weed, just get super creative with things, so you think they look different, but they dont
Jun 10 2007 11:48AM
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396222687862
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you can. canabis is a hallucinogen (sp?). i have once, but it was my first time being reallllly high, ahh, the days
Jun 10 2007 11:50AM
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gnustreetfool
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the other night i was pretty blunted playing tony hawk under ground 2 in my room, and my skinny black friend wassa was over and he was on my computer and all of a sudden i hear him yelling and i walk in and he was watching this porn video with this black guy with a 2 foot cock it was pretty fuckeing nasty but funny at the same time
Jun 10 2007 11:51AM
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siversex
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see, weed makes you fat!
Jun 10 2007 12:42PM
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slimbruddah
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WORD BORTHA!
Jun 10 2007 6:20PM
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slimbruddah
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Your friends tryed harder drugs cause they wanted to. The whole gateway drug thing is BULLSHIT.

You can say anythings a gateway drug. You can say alcohol is a gateway drug... or tylenol... or advil, or cough syrup...
Jun 10 2007 6:23PM
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gnustreetfool
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yea some times when i am real blunted i feel like i am melting its crazy
Jun 10 2007 6:39PM
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doublexl
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i totaaly know that feeling. its sick!

but one time me and 3 of my friends had just bought a dub and we sat down in his garage and started smoking. i was taking these huge hits to make sure i got super high and around bowl 3 it hit me so hard. i almost couldnt keep smoking. then it felt like i was waking up in the middle of the conversation but i was never asleep. the whole house looked fake and my friends had crazy shadows on them and shit. then i was sitting on his comp and they were watchin law and order. on the show someone called the cops and i thought it was my friends. i was sooo fucking scarred.

but it was sick. easily the highest ive ever been.
Jun 10 2007 9:52PM
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Piste.Off
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weed makes your testis pointy
Jun 10 2007 9:55PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
just do it. youll see what happens. he has a hilarious story.
Jun 11 2007 1:05AM
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sn0wbl0w
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first time, outside of school, got caught, suspended.
Jun 11 2007 2:50AM
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andrewg
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lol you got caught your first time?
Jun 11 2007 1:35PM
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andrewg
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thats n00b-status...
Jun 11 2007 1:35PM
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Armada08
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okay we all were smoking like i just bought 4lb to sell and shit and my buddie wasstoned as shit he took one hit and fell straight back dude its was halarious!
Jun 11 2007 1:46PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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i know a guy who got mugged his first time
Jun 11 2007 1:48PM
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Armada08
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shit how do you get mugged thats like new york shit hahah
Jun 11 2007 1:57PM
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Armada08
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and how do u get caught ur 1st time i got caught because of damn drug tests my like 300th time!
Jun 11 2007 1:57PM
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D^evils
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heres my best day

wake and bake at 6 am before going to work at the board shop, ride all day blazin and just chilling with friends and shit, smoke the ride home, find some heavy brownies a friend made poorly that taste like straight shit, but end up getting me so rediculously high, we sit down to watch "the illusionist" and i cant move my eyes from the screen untill its over. there were probably 6 or 7 other people watching it with me and everytime one of them would try to talk i would tell them to shut the fuck up because i couldnt concentrate on the movie, afterwords, we go outside and throw a neon yellow football in the dark, insane, just amazing, best high ever, and a very good movie when high
Jun 11 2007 2:03PM
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skierbabe420
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the first time i ever smoked weed i think i was like 15, 14 maybe, and my friend and i were just chillin drinkin some brewskis or whatever...actually no, at the time i only drank hard. we were getting fucked up. so i invited my neighbor friend, who was a dealer at the time, and were like hey come get drunk with us. so he came over and while we were makin him a drink he was telling us how he did shrooms that day and was snowboarding and how he ran into a tree going really fast and it didnt hurt. that was pretty funny. so hes like, hey i brought you guys a present, we were like really? what is it? he pulls out a little sack and starts loading a bowl. we were stoked. this kid was going to smoke us out! so after a little debate as to where to smoke, we couldnt do it inside my house, we couldnt do it outside cuz it was balls ass cold, so we decided smoking in the sauna (not while it was on) would be the best idea. so, we blazed in the sauna in my house. i will remember that forever, we were really fucked up. that is the story of how i first smoked weed.

then, maybe two weeks ago, my friend came to visit me from out of town. he smokes much more weed that i do, so he has a high tolerance compared to my low tolerance. well he rolled this joint he would tell you was on the smaller side of average, i was like fuck that things huge. so we go smoke out in the hidden garden on my campus, it was real chill, good joint too. so then we decided to go sit by this fountain on our campus. when we sat down by the fountain, it hit me. the fountain was so cool! everything was just incredible, i had this insane body high. i could feel where my clothes were touching me and where my legs were touching the ground and it was the sweetest fuckin thing ever. i was really really high that night. that's the highest i've ever been i think. smoking weed is pretty fun i'd say.
Jun 11 2007 3:15PM
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Petey.
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WEED IS FOR FUCKIN PUSSYS....

Gimme some crack
Jun 11 2007 5:21PM
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rastarider1080
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haha. papa john's
Jun 11 2007 10:31PM
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UNREAL
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So me and my buds are in this park, its pouring fucking rain, like hurricane weather. We had a blunt filled with dope shit, i was fucking screaming. I swear most trippy shit ever. Like id turn around and be scared out of my fucking mind. But it was fun hahaha
Jun 11 2007 11:10PM
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skierdudeguy
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you are the ONLY person i know who has that same shit. its like youre waking up from a dream? like for me, its like im just observing everything when i get super high, and then i randomly "wake up," and i always say to myself "holy shit, this is my real life."
is it like that for you, or did i just make myself look like a crazy-fool?
Jun 11 2007 11:16PM
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skierbabe420
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^ever seen the movie waking life? yah its a bit like that. i reccommend it. you would enjoy it.
Jun 12 2007 3:52AM
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skoganskier101
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he said it. you are absolutely correct, weed has no detrimental effects on people, it would be great to be able to come home and enjoy yourself, i personally think that the us governement tries to be and is way to"involved" or restrictive on people.
Jun 12 2007 10:25AM
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skierdudeguy
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i love that movie
Jun 12 2007 12:05PM
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Benson23
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it was during a snowstorm this winter and my brothers friend just got his liscence and we had a bunch of weed so we go out driving lookin for a place to smoke it. we end up getting super twacked and kurt starts driving back to our house on the way in he decides hes going to try a drift it was the funnies thing i ever been in he spun the wheel as far as it could go almost hit a snowbank then spun the other way and almost slid into someones ditch
Jun 12 2007 1:30PM
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Maxfreeride
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this past spring break I was in Winter Park to ski, The band The String Cheese Incident was playing in Vail, so i drove to vail for a couple days to ski and see the shows. The second night i was gonna head back after the concert, we smoked quite a bit inside and at set break i get a call from the kids in winter park i was staying with saying that there is a huge storm and wondering where the hell i am. The concert doesn't get out til about 12:15. I'm debating whether to stay in vail or drive to winter park, the next day was gonna be a powder day so i said fuck it and went for the drive. Driving from winter park to vail during a blizzard was the craziest experience ever. I wasn't as blazed as i was before but still feeling it. I was concentrating so hard i was driving in absolute silence. I eventually pulled off the road at about 2 to get a couple of hours of sleep because i couldnt stay awake. I go to this scary ass parking lot with a flickering light. I lay down in my car for like 10 minutes but theres no way im gonna fall asleep so i just keep trucking. Driving up berthoud pass was the best part. i was going like 20 miles an hour and it was just dumping. I eventually get to the condo and end up sleeping in the car anyway because eveyone was sleeping. The next day ended up being a great day of skiing. what a fun trip.
Jun 12 2007 2:07PM
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hoodratz47
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how is the weed down under? ^^
Jun 12 2007 2:48PM
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andrewg
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Crack is for pussies give me some Special k
Jun 12 2007 4:31PM
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PilleDaKid
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i smoked for the first time and i didnt feel anything except a burning throat
Jun 12 2007 6:30PM
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skoganskier101
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i smoked earlier and it was crazy, i took like 3 hits and holy cow, i was quite high. every breathe that i took i was like dude this isnt air, what is this stuff?
Jun 12 2007 10:32PM
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hippie_cat
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in adelaide its pretty good, and cheaper than other places ive been - $25/eighth
Jun 12 2007 10:39PM
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ijibgoremtn
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no dude domino's 555 deal i pay $15 and i get 3 pizza's all to myself we ususlly have like $100 pizza bill between me and my friends we have so much fun
Jun 12 2007 10:53PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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first time I got high all I wanted to do was sit down, like I couldnt stand up or move it was retarded, I remember sitting on the ground and the leaves were swirling, it was crazy
Jun 12 2007 11:35PM
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killa_cam
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man i just got fucking stone as fuck
walking
find this 21-speed girls mountain bike in a ditch like an hour ago
biked like 3km home
Jun 14 2007 1:24AM
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skoganskier101
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aight the best movie to watch high is "the science of sleep" watch that shit, but only high and u'll be like on the ground rolling around, its so trippya ,lso the intro to the grateful dead movie is intense when hugh
Jun 14 2007 1:53AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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after work one day me and three other heads head up to this super chill spot with two blunts filled with medical grade weed--one of my friends has a card.  we smoke up these blunts and i am so blazed im seeing everything in a fisheye lense, its a sunny day and i start walking through the national park where we were to get to the bus stop.  i had a purple shirt on from stussy that looked hella 80's and my matching purple dunk SBs.  i was walking and staring at my shoes, then my shirt, then at all the cars and trees around.  everything looked like i was in a first person video game.  every image was soo perfect, it was amazing.  I was certain i was in a video game like the SIms or something, only first person.  s
Jun 14 2007 5:00AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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How can you say you have more respect for a person who does one substance over another? Respect has nothing to with it.
Jun 14 2007 1:20PM
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e.will
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i had this conversation with my friend about how cool it would be if you could see the information beaming from outerspace to people's satellite dishes.

we talked about it for 2 hours.
Jun 14 2007 3:44PM
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skogenjake
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I strongly agree. Its tragic to see your friends little brother or cousin high as shit just spazzing out and relating how "amazingly cool dope sweet" every single thing is. Personally, I think 16 should be the minimum age for drinking and smoking. Before that and its weird. Seriously, like Pokemon is still legit at 15.
Jun 14 2007 4:23PM
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