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I just witnessed the most disgusting thing in my entire life
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well, the phone just rang and my parents are out in the hot tub right..., so i go bring the phone out to them and i stop dead in my tracks, this is painful for me to type, i saw my own mother naked in the hot tub next to my naked father, i even knocked before i went out. Yes i understand that they are allowed to have sex but i really wish that they would do it in the privacy of their bedroom, or at least bring a phone out with them. I'm going to go throw up now.
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dude thats not bad at all
so many people have hot tubs naked
its not a big deal at all and they are your parrents to
ps is your mom shaved
sorry just had to ask
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you too eh?
and to the guy above me, yeah its completely normal, my hot tub is naked too.
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I guess my telekinetic mind tricks are working their magic
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haha wow man that blows. hope your recovery goes well
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dude theyre making a little bro/sis, lucky
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I found a sextape my parents made once. I was 9 trying to tape Pokemon. I found a tape and put it in the vcr to see what was on it. needless to say, i didn't talk to anyone for 5 days
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dude they might still be doin' it u should go join in before their done
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wow that is some sad shit. on the same topic, i always go to sleep before a certain time for certain reasons
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Same here. Weird, but I'm used to it.
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yeah laterails def said that like 2 years ago. kid. you are not original, stfu and next time you quote somebody, use quotation marks, they look like this "..."
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wow. try ur hardest not to cry
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is she a total 10 or OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my mum walks around naked in her room. she doesnt close the door though, and cause her room is at the end of the hall you can see in sometimes. not when other people are here though thank christ.
i walked in on the lady i babysit for naked once. her kids let me in the door cause she was in the shower, and i walked into the kitchen area, and she was naked going through the washing basket. kinda awkward, but she had her back to me so it wasnt that bad. i just bailed from the room.
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if that happened to me, i'd never use our hot tub again
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i walked in on my parents having sex in the shower once. it sucked.
also jizz in a cup and pour boiling water on it. it wll expand an fill the cup
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i walked in on my parents having sex in the shower once. it sucked.
also jizz in a cup and pour boiling water on it. it wll expand an fill the cup
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its not hard to see older funny dudes naked in a locker room cus but that must fuckin suck. locker rooms and random guys are completely different to wheover said it
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you cock blocked your dad
he must be pissed
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i seriously laughed mad hard. nice one.
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haha thats funny.
but the sextape shit is just wierd...
i dont know what id do if i found somehting like that in my parents stash
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EVERYBODY WHO JUST READ THIS PICTURED THERE OWN PARENTS FUCKING>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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my mother has a bush. when i was little i would walk in when she was changing
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parker house some kid has your icon. and that is nasty about your rents
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you know what makes this really funny is that probly the first thing he did after seeing this was share his story on ns
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paul...your mom(amy) is a respectable woman i have had my way with her in your hottube all the time...and you know your downstiars pool table...yea..enough said
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yes i did not feel like venturing out into the world after that experience
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that shit sucks. im glad my parents are really secretive about it, never had any bad experiences or close calls.
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maybe they dont have sex and you were adopted.
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