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I just witnessed the most disgusting thing in my entire life
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well, the phone just rang and my parents are out in the hot tub right..., so i go bring the phone out to them and i stop dead in my tracks, this is painful for me to type, i saw my own mother naked in the hot tub next to my naked father, i even knocked before i went out. Yes i understand that they are allowed to have sex but i really wish that they would do it in the privacy of their bedroom, or at least bring a phone out with them. I'm going to go throw up now.
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they wernt doing anything right? cause that would suck.
and clean that before you go in again haha
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have you never seen your parents naked?? its fuckin nasty of course, but my parents went in the hot tub naked like every night before they got divorced
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haha i would be scarred to use my hot tub or look at my rents the same if i saw that
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it shouldnt be that big of a deal
they were born naked after all...its the only way to be =]
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yeah but my mom is 47 years old
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she can still be naked - you should walk into the kitchen naked and their reaction. then you can say "now you know how i feel"
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is ur mom hot?
why dont you just fuck chicks in the hot tub to get back at them
side note:
If you jizz in a hot tub, and close the cover, by the end of the week you'll have sperm the size of salmon. no lie
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just the thought of a salmon sized sperm makes me shudder
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im not gona lie, im naked right now
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yes i'm aware that she is allowed to be naked, but if she would have the decency to do it maybe after i go to bed, or maybe in their own bed i don't know it's just weird, and yeah i'm considering the kitchen thing
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which is worse, seeing someone else's parents naked or your own parents naked?
I vote the former... :(
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disgusting-ness is a relative concept. what i mean by that is while you found seeing your mother naked "the most disgusting thing" in your "entire life", i would bet that i would find it pretty attractive, especially if she was covered by those salmon-sized sperm.
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okay maybe not as disgusting as pain olympics or goatse or tubgirl
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hahahahaha i actually laughed really hard outloud
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you totally should, tell me what happens =]
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think of your mom sucking your dads fat cock
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Dude, If you would of got it on Video you could of been on "Scarred" It could of been "The most Emotionally Scarred Clip of the Week". YEAH!
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sperm the size of salmon would be really cool
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Parkerhouse? Im scared of going to your house haha. Like i was thinking we should hangout this weekend and im still down for it but like wow i dont know if i can look your parents in the eye
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oh stop! you should be excited to see a naked woman!
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yea not 47 ash. WOw seriosly my limit is like 30
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me too, unless her last name happens to be pearlstein
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thirty is when they start to ripen. you got to get a cougar. 47 is a nice, round age. just remember to use a lot of lube when they are that old, otherwise you will get "rug burn".
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that would present an akward position for both of yous...but DO IT
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Good thing my moms last name happens to be different haha
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I assume that is some kid on heres mom? no? If so you just got your life shit on.
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yeah it's snakubsteezes mom's last name or so i thought
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haha damnit, what old thread was that from. and wasn't that a Lat line?
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his mom is mad hot.. and paul that is probably the funniest thing i have ever heard, you will never live this one down..
EVER
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pics or it didnt happen.
on the plus side, you can fish for those salmon sized sperm in your hottub and cook them.
Bön Appetit!
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due parents have sex thats how you were born, my dad walks around my house naked all the time when he gets out f the shower and stuff, no biggie, just walk into any changeroom and youll see like 25 nakeed old dudes walking around naked, and to think, theyre someones dad
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thats such a bummer i would hate that
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dude that icon is messing with my mind
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