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Im in quite the pickle

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
So there's this girl, and i like her, but i dont know her, and she already is with someone, and like 5 other dudes like her

help
Jun 6 2007 6:17PM
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steve.o
Posts: 628 - Karma: 9
hmmmmmmmmm......... spit some game, hahaha
Jun 6 2007 6:19PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
word
Jun 6 2007 6:19PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
i love pickles
Jun 6 2007 6:22PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
thank you for that epic contribution
Jun 6 2007 6:23PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
hahhah o to be young again
Jun 6 2007 6:23PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
You have to proove yourself, show that you are the stronger man. Just sack up and kill someone.
Jun 6 2007 6:24PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23

be nice to her. Thats what i do and ive gotten like the last 4 girls ve been after

Jun 6 2007 6:27PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
ask for a lineup between all the guys. whip the sticks, whoevers is biggest wins her. just hope your packin some
Jun 6 2007 6:27PM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
yep spit your game and talk your shit
Jun 6 2007 6:30PM
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snowmuncher
Posts: 422 - Karma: 19

hahahaha the 2 posts above me both have the same signatures

Jun 6 2007 6:30PM
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John.
Posts: 1327 - Karma: 11
That sucks. Hate to break it to you, but if you don't know what to do at this point and you're asking on NS the chances of it working out are pretty fucking slim. Here's a brilliant idea, get to know her first.
Jun 6 2007 6:30PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
no way me too! just ask any of my friends!

dude u gotta kill the other guys its the best way
Jun 6 2007 6:31PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
ask questions, don't talk yourself up, complement her, have confidence
Jun 6 2007 7:20PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
tru dat
Jun 6 2007 7:46PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
Jun 6 2007 9:22PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
ONLY ASK QUESTIONS!!!
women do not care about what you have to say, they just love to hear them selves talk.
pretend to be interested, and she'll be interested
Jun 6 2007 9:30PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
learn the new way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgHdzhXfG4U

its not well known but it works hella good
Jun 6 2007 9:34PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,439
if i were you, i'd just do her...i gets em every time
Jun 6 2007 9:39PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
take her to parkerhouse's hot tub and fuck her. make sure no semen gets in the tub, it will grow to the size of salmon within days
Jun 6 2007 9:42PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
grow a salmon sized sprem and give it to her


thats the real way
Jun 6 2007 9:53PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
you dont even lnow her? creep.
Jun 6 2007 10:00PM
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Sideways_Shane
Posts: 756 - Karma: 73
get to know her , make her lagh
Jun 6 2007 10:05PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
there was a thread somewhere on here about how this guy got britney spears phone number but spitin mad game about how he could tell what kind of person she was by the way her eyes moved or something...that would make you stand out from the other guys....REASEARCH.CONQUER.SEX.
Jun 6 2007 10:20PM
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KG_
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 20
turning to NS for dating help was error #1
Jun 6 2007 10:27PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
lol
Jun 7 2007 5:09PM
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hugedoinker
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
ok you want really advice....First what you have to do is what any normal man would do...go to cvs buy flavored lube birth control pills and some ice...then you show up at the girls house...you put your dick in a box..and then say you have a present for her...when she opens the box you smack her in the head with a bottle of lube force the birth control pills down her throught and then put an ice pack on her head and then have your way with her...if she likes it you might get another go...
Jun 7 2007 6:05PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
Bone her while dancing.
Jun 7 2007 6:32PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
lower your standards find a chick to practice on...
Jun 7 2007 6:33PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
just eat your way out, pickles are real good.
Jun 7 2007 6:44PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Kill her.
And reclaim the body.
Jun 7 2007 6:47PM
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goonsquad
Posts: 550 - Karma: 224
 grab your gat pull your clip 
Jun 7 2007 7:34PM
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Nuck_Nuck_Nuck
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
show some smooth steeze broha, i've seen girls taken away from guys pretty rough shit for everyone else, but if you like her go for it dood
Jun 7 2007 7:51PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
if that dont work, grab your gat and call ur clik
Jun 7 2007 7:57PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
get to know her when shes not around her boy, and then just let time handle it - if shes sees that you like her for "who she is" she'll be more receptive to your oncomings...wow that was lame
Jun 7 2007 8:00PM
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Joan
Posts: 2944 - Karma: 1,305
squeeze that clip ht the right one, pass that weed.....
Jun 7 2007 8:02PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
let her talk! ask her questions, all girls love to hear themselves talk more than they do you. once you know a good bit about her, find out more. ask her friends and stuff tell them your interested. they will tell her and shell think its really cute. dont back down, take her out somewhere the next night or so and when the time is right make a move. then she is all yours from there my friend.
Jun 7 2007 8:06PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
ladies men where art thou?
Jun 7 2007 8:10PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
im hungry. really could go for a pickle right now
Jun 7 2007 8:32PM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
run a train
Jun 7 2007 8:32PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
stick your pickle in her
Jun 7 2007 8:33PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
you just need to turn your pickle back into a cucumber
Jun 7 2007 10:53PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
My advice, go to ladies men. People give you real answers in there.
Jun 7 2007 11:01PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Ah beat me to it.
But that will win her over... I'm serious.
Jun 7 2007 11:02PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
seriously. It's the only logical thing to do.
Jun 7 2007 11:04PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
hey wanna know a secret? be a huge asshole to her. for some reason it works every time.
Jun 7 2007 11:05PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
okay a semi-serious answer from me. you said she is with another guy and she doesn't even know you and 5 other guys like her...try to talk to her but don't flirt right away. maybe get her to know you and then you'll have to make her like you more than her boyfriend or anyone else.
Jun 7 2007 11:09PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
put on you wizard robe and hat
Jun 8 2007 4:12PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
hahahaha
Jun 8 2007 4:17PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
I got a pickle, i got a pickle, i got a pickle hey hey hey hey
Jun 8 2007 4:17PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
fuck her with your pickle- then the pickle will be in her and u will no longer be in a pickle- peace man good luck fucking her hard- make sure to put it in the right hole
Jun 8 2007 4:19PM
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