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Any good snowboarding jokes

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Steezy_Street
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As in bagging them out
Jun 6 2007 6:59AM
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zylstra
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Don't rag on snowboarders mang, no snowboarders, no parks.
Jun 6 2007 7:20AM
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JibEarth
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yea but i thik he means so he can have a comeback when his boarder buddies joke around, i no i would like some good ones
Jun 6 2007 7:55AM
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michael_bc
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how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

27.
1 to do it.
2 to say that they can do it better.
and 24 to sit in the landing!!!
Jun 6 2007 9:20AM
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snwbrdmilf
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how many skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


i dont know but let's stand around and talk about it.
Jun 6 2007 10:08AM
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SN0WBOARDER
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ooooohhhh^^
Jun 6 2007 12:03PM
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SN0WBOARDER
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thats harsh
Jun 6 2007 12:03PM
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CMF
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What do a vacuum and a snowboard have in common?

They both have a dirtbag attached.
Jun 6 2007 1:06PM
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Dr.Seuss
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whats the worst part about being a snowboarder?

telling your parents that Hutcho is a fag
Jun 6 2007 1:15PM
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wilson.
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snowboarders are gay
but if you have no snowboarders
there wouldnt be any parks
so be happy
except they still are gay
Jun 6 2007 1:26PM
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timmi
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i like snowboarding :(
Jun 6 2007 2:41PM
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DFA79
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I heard this one from a lifty at Jackson Hole:
"How many TGR athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three- one to do it, one to film it, and one to say it was "sooo sick man"
Jun 6 2007 2:53PM
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TheButterHashira
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i dont care if you ride one planke or two. if you are white or black. what religion you are. where you come from. but if you ski in jeans i will not take kindly to you
Jun 6 2007 2:54PM
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Shpadoinkle
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better than sittin in the landing.
Jun 6 2007 3:03PM
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Shpadoinkle
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jibij jon skis in jeans. and he's not from jersey.
Jun 6 2007 3:03PM
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TheButterHashira
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i do not take kindly to his type
Jun 6 2007 3:06PM
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snwbrdmilf
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



5, one to hold the bulb and the other 4 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.


hell yeah!
Jun 6 2007 3:11PM
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Carter23
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"if it were easy, they would call it snowboarding."

thats one of my most used quotes. And it is a very unbiased statement of mine. Slowboarding is soo easy
Jun 6 2007 8:07PM
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A_E
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hrow your hands in the air liek your just dont care!!!!!!
Jun 6 2007 8:12PM
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Kevski
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i like all these. Seriously, i hear enough skier teases guided at me...
Jun 6 2007 8:14PM
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WikiWiki
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here is a joke- snowboarding!
Jun 6 2007 8:27PM
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Changethattape
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YESsssssss
Jun 6 2007 8:34PM
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Changethattape
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Nice
Jun 6 2007 8:35PM
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Changethattape
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wow yea skiing is easier
Jun 6 2007 8:36PM
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andrewg
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/249833/
Jun 6 2007 8:39PM
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chickenwang
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hahaha and u can snowboard like a professional right?
Jun 6 2007 8:50PM
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Revert
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What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?


































Homeless.
Jun 6 2007 9:08PM
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snwbrdmilf
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maybe not him, but i certainly can.
Jun 6 2007 9:23PM
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tjski
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yup
Jun 6 2007 9:25PM
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Max-Steeze
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hahaha
Jun 6 2007 10:10PM
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GreenStezz
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true....
Jun 6 2007 10:15PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahha
Jun 6 2007 10:20PM
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Me.
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Skiing is a joke. Guys like "K2tanner" prove it.
Jun 6 2007 11:00PM
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Kevski
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funny, but why is your icon a skier? and why are you on a ski site? Seriously, anyone can find someone to hate anywhere they look. Skiing, snowboarding, freaking anywhere.

No labels should be attatched seriously to a group. It's just jokes, fun and games. Stop hating.
That comment wasn't really guided at the guy i'm quoting, just the top bit.
Jun 8 2007 12:36AM
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Wis_Skier_23
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thats great
Jun 8 2007 12:38AM
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TimothyLord
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so there was this cop. the cop pulls over this guy. and says "have you been drinking" the man replies no and says to the cop<"your eyes are glazed over" have you been eating donuts...
muhhahaa
Jun 8 2007 11:08AM
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thefilmerguy
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what did one tampon say to the other?


nothing because they are both stuck up bitches
Jun 8 2007 11:38AM
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BizNach
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you can always bust a "your mom" on any noob with a jk if hes gunna be pissy
Jun 8 2007 11:40AM
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