Replying to GF's Mom is a Cop Rant

So my gf's mom is a cop, not a normal cop, a lesbian cop with a mullet who weighs like 250.  it fucking sucks.  One time we were in starbucks getting coffee and my gf gets a call on her cell, its her mom "I know where you are."  we are like wtf, then we look out the window and shes parked outside in her cop cruiser watching us.  like wtf.  so i just got my license on friday and the law in cali is that you can't drive anyone under the age of 20 until you've had your license for a year or you turn 18 but i know NO ONE who follows that law.  she told my dad that if she finds out her daughter has been riding in my car, she will make sure i lose my license and also make sure that it will be a long long time before her daughter (my GF) can get her license.  like wtf, what a bitch cop.  I fucking hate the popo.
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