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We didnt land on the moon

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skijunkiedtm
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I have a nasa freak in my study hall and i have devised my own conspiricy theory. We never landed on the moon, well we did, but the moon is a big cardboard half sphere held togethor by duct tape and pvc pipe. The moon is atached to the earth from a little string located at area 51 and the moon moves because there are 3 little midgets on those fitness bike. But the bikes are like the hotrods of fitness bikes, the fans are turned so that the fans will propel the "moon" through out space folowing our earth. We have gone up there on a few occasions because, well, every one has to eat and the midgets are no exeption. You have all heard the saying that the moon is made of cheese? Well this saying lays in fact because the fact is the only times we have gone up there is to replace a midget or to recover the "moon" in cheese for the midgets to eat.

I under stand this logic may be above some of you so please post your questions and i shall prove i am right
Jun 4 2007 10:34PM
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Capt.Flannel
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bored much?
Jun 4 2007 10:35PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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finally, someone agrees with me
Jun 4 2007 10:35PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Note to self, don't mix stuff in with my reefer.

BTW you can walk up to the fence of area 51 now, so you should go check. And stop smoking that embalming fluid with your reefer.
Jun 4 2007 10:35PM
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ArabianKnight
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your theory is far from new.  people have been saying this for decades.  your explanation, however, is unique.

Jun 4 2007 10:36PM
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skijunkiedtm
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its a hologhram
Jun 4 2007 10:36PM
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TonyTheTiger
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You're a hologram!
Jun 4 2007 10:40PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Technically, if you have the sphere some mass, you could get it to orbit with the Earth, so you wouldnt need the midgets. However, the forces on the string would be incredible, so you'll have to develop a superstrong fiber.
Jun 4 2007 10:41PM
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bryceCTS
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uhh cool story hansel?
Jun 4 2007 10:41PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Ohhh shit he got you good, you fucker!
Jun 4 2007 10:41PM
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skijunkiedtm
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who told you that? scientist paid off by the government, did i mention asia dosnt igsist?
Jun 4 2007 10:43PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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hahahhaah
Jun 4 2007 10:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
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igsist? Holy fucking shit.
Jun 4 2007 10:45PM
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skijunkiedtm
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i cant spell dont mock me!
Jun 4 2007 10:45PM
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goldengrams
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The real question is.. do you exist?
Really, do you?
What if you're just in a dream world...


I watch too many movies...
Jun 4 2007 10:46PM
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Craigskis
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This is a waste of a thread, I'm pissed off at your lack of coming up with anything good proving we didn't land on the moon,
Jun 4 2007 10:47PM
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skijunkiedtm
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prove me wronge?
Jun 4 2007 10:48PM
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Capt.Flannel
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well, considering that the status quo says we DID land on the moon, I'd say it's your job (or whoever) to prove that we did NOT land on the moon.
Jun 4 2007 10:49PM
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Rooddss
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lol
Jun 4 2007 10:51PM
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skijunkiedtm
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who told you that? govt...
Jun 4 2007 10:54PM
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Capt.Flannel
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It doesn't matter who told me, it's what is accepted, hence the term 'status quo.'
Jun 4 2007 10:56PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha, so gold!
Jun 4 2007 10:57PM
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skijunkiedtm
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well i dont know what that means right now :P
Jun 4 2007 10:57PM
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pmills
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the title of your thread is wrong, we did land on the moon, you said it your self, it's just that the moon is fake.


two questions for you

why would there be depictions and refrences of the moon in ancent texts, or anything rather that pre-dates area 51?

and what is your explination for tides now that the moon isn't real?
Jun 4 2007 11:05PM
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skijunkiedtm
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1.)to the first thing have you seen these depictions for your self? how do you know they are real? they where faked by well paid artists

2.)the sun does everything they say the "moon" does
Jun 4 2007 11:09PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
Jun 4 2007 11:13PM
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ZavierV
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ahahahah this is the greatest thread bar none. i haven't laughed this hard for so long
Jun 4 2007 11:31PM
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doublexl
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dude that shit is sooooo nasty! if someone ever gave me that shit id be like fuck it.
Jun 5 2007 12:04AM
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ButteredToast.
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ive skied on the moon. it aint cheese. i did a cork 2160...bitch.
Jun 5 2007 12:12AM
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pmills
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i was exspecting better

the moon is refrenced in stories and legends, christianity is highly dependent upon the moon, all of this existed pre 'no-moon' era

and the sun already has a constant effect on tides. if the sun were solely responsible there would be no explination why tides swell when the "moon" is aligned with the sun


i want more midgets and robots, maybe some terrorists, and a spork
Jun 5 2007 12:16AM
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Piste.Off
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impressive
Jun 5 2007 12:45AM
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carbon.pulse
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i was just thinking the same thing
Jun 5 2007 2:02AM
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EH_DUBS
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my cousin was one of the midjets... unfourntunatly he missed painting clowns with honey back on earth and made a desprate leap back to earth....died in the attempt..
Jun 5 2007 2:15AM
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leckett1
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...ill make a rehab appointment
Jun 5 2007 10:51AM
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SlickRick.
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ZOMG
Jun 5 2007 11:07AM
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nitsua
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what if i dont exist and im just a figment and im not really writing anything at all. wat if no one is real and your just imagining everything. we all are figments of our own imaginations
Jun 5 2007 11:52AM
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Von
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man i know Asia exists i saw them live in concert last week
Jun 5 2007 12:14PM
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SeanK
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haha man you got a lot of time on your hands
Jun 5 2007 2:35PM
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