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Ha I ate my sock

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djikstra
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has nothing to do with anything but I ate my sock after a full day of skiing in it for 40 bucks like a week ago. I bled passing it... hahaha anyone else eat something they shouldnt have? o and I cut it into peices first so it would be somewhat possible...
18 years ago
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niels.
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a kid at my school ate a croc
18 years ago
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aja_kiki
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haha oh god...thats pretty awesome haha
18 years ago
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mfz
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last year during a biologie lab i ate a beef crystalline lens for 10$
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BFFset.
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so now you're sitting there with a torn up asshole happy that you got forty bucks?
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skiierman
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Actually his asshole is quite fine.
18 years ago
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BFFset.
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he said it was bleeding
18 years ago
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*DwC*
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just what i was thinking
18 years ago
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AptosFreeskier
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What did you spend the 40$ on?
18 years ago
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BFFset.
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a band aid for his anus
18 years ago
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skiierman
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So? You bleed with hemorrhoids don't you?
18 years ago
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tequila
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I ate a millipede once - but I was about 3 so I didn't know any better.
Threw it up in the bath that evening apparently...

18 years ago
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DYFI
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My friend eats paper for money.  eh thats not bad at all but still enjoyable to watch him eat entire sheets.
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ski@work
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A long time ago I snorted a whole bag of Cherry Fun-dip for a Two Dollar bill. Or maybe it was through a two dollar bill... all I know is that I felt kinda hyper and had a pink two dollar bill in the morning.
18 years ago
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zzyzx
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at least those are supposedly edible
18 years ago
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mski
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LJ the children of NS are very easily pressured by there peers! You be careful what you say on here or we'll be hearing from the mothers of america with little jibbers that have bad bowel movemnts because a pro skier did it!
18 years ago
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skiierman
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And don't drink beer before liquor.
18 years ago
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treesmann
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my friends eats it for free, but he doesnt do more than post-it note size in one sitting

18 years ago
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ijibgoremtn
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liquor before beer you're in the clear
18 years ago
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Kretzschmar
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hahaha
12 years ago
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roddy116
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solid bump is solid
12 years ago
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SwagasaurusRex
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This is remarkable!
12 years ago
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B.Aussie
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hahaha amazing.
12 years ago
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Lemuel
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I am also in the guilty dog food eating crowd. I only ate one piece, it was nast. #Yolo
12 years ago
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Lemuel
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beer before liquor, you're still in the clear
12 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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Peter you drunkard, that doesn't even rhyme.
12 years ago
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SamMcChesney
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A kid at my elementary school ate a glue stick for $10...
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freestyler540
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thats amazing
12 years ago
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Orrin
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I foresee the new NS craze...sock eating.
12 years ago
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bo0b
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This is a weird post.
12 years ago
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SSteezle
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after drinking last night, reading through this thread made me come really close to just vomiting everywhere
12 years ago
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.frenchy
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This is so epic, good bump m8.
12 years ago
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Heart
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I ate a live minnow once. Was not bad at all. I'm assuming it didn't find my stomach too hospitable because I couldn't even feel it swimming around.
12 years ago
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Brule.
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My brother once ate a piece of a cardboard pizza box. He was fine after.
12 years ago
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seabs
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LJ for skier of the year
12 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
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epic bump
12 years ago
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NEIL-YOUNG
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so coming out was it  apink sock?

12 years ago
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snowdon
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Hahaha solid bump.

So which was worse, the sock or the habanero pepper?
12 years ago
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CheddarJack
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as am I. It was a dog treat though.. dunno if that still counts, but it was indeed "nast". My friend ate them all the time. He somehow liked them.
12 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
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Who????
12 years ago
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yung_stone
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I smoked a fat bumblebee out of my old foot long steamroller bowl for a 20 bag
12 years ago
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Dingo69
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Haha
12 years ago
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Piste.Off
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#yolo
12 years ago
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Pigeon.
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My brother used to be a dealer. He used to give one kid free nicks if he drank bong water. kid did it all the time and he found it funny as fuck
12 years ago
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DizzyG
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Lol LJs threads are amazing. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/142710/
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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I bet he pulls mad pussy
12 years ago
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Lemuel
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This reminds me, last year my mom bought these dog treats that looked like oreos. My dad ended up eating a few of them before he found out. We weren't even aware until we saw him opening them up and taking one. Laughed so hard.
12 years ago
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ModMommy
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LJ has the best threads.
10 years ago
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Deforestation
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bump
9 years ago
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Slush
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Isis_rocksbump


Solid bump.

I wouldn't eat Andy Perry's cheese socks for 80$
9 years ago
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Slush
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 12,960
SlushSolid bump.

I wouldn't eat Andy Perry's cheese socks for 80$


Actually.... Cheese socks... Hmmm

might not be all that bad
9 years ago
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