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Ha I ate my sock

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djikstra
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has nothing to do with anything but I ate my sock after a full day of skiing in it for 40 bucks like a week ago. I bled passing it... hahaha anyone else eat something they shouldnt have? o and I cut it into peices first so it would be somewhat possible...
Jun 4 2007 12:36PM
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niels.
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a kid at my school ate a croc
Jun 5 2007 3:49PM
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aja_kiki
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haha oh god...thats pretty awesome haha
Jun 12 2007 9:14AM
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mfz
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last year during a biologie lab i ate a beef crystalline lens for 10$
Jun 12 2007 1:41PM
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BFFset.
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so now you're sitting there with a torn up asshole happy that you got forty bucks?
Jun 12 2007 1:48PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Actually his asshole is quite fine.
Jun 12 2007 2:18PM
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BFFset.
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he said it was bleeding
Jun 12 2007 2:31PM
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*DwC*
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just what i was thinking
Jun 12 2007 2:43PM
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AptosFreeskier
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What did you spend the 40$ on?
Jun 12 2007 2:46PM
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BFFset.
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a band aid for his anus
Jun 12 2007 2:52PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
So? You bleed with hemorrhoids don't you?
Jun 12 2007 3:01PM
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tequila
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I ate a millipede once - but I was about 3 so I didn't know any better.
Threw it up in the bath that evening apparently...

Jun 12 2007 3:06PM
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DYFI
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My friend eats paper for money.  eh thats not bad at all but still enjoyable to watch him eat entire sheets.
Jun 12 2007 3:11PM
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ski@work
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A long time ago I snorted a whole bag of Cherry Fun-dip for a Two Dollar bill. Or maybe it was through a two dollar bill... all I know is that I felt kinda hyper and had a pink two dollar bill in the morning.
Jun 12 2007 4:00PM
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zzyzx
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at least those are supposedly edible
Jun 12 2007 4:04PM
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mski
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LJ the children of NS are very easily pressured by there peers! You be careful what you say on here or we'll be hearing from the mothers of america with little jibbers that have bad bowel movemnts because a pro skier did it!
Jun 12 2007 9:34PM
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skiierman
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And don't drink beer before liquor.
Jun 12 2007 9:44PM
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treesmann
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my friends eats it for free, but he doesnt do more than post-it note size in one sitting

Jun 12 2007 9:55PM
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ijibgoremtn
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liquor before beer you're in the clear
Jun 12 2007 9:58PM
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Kretzschmar
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hahaha
Jun 23 2013 2:06AM
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roddy116
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solid bump is solid
Jun 23 2013 2:11AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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This is remarkable!
Jun 23 2013 3:49AM
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B.Aussie
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hahaha amazing.
Jun 23 2013 7:52AM
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Lemuel
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I am also in the guilty dog food eating crowd. I only ate one piece, it was nast. #Yolo
Jun 23 2013 9:07AM
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Lemuel
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beer before liquor, you're still in the clear
Jun 23 2013 9:11AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Peter you drunkard, that doesn't even rhyme.
Jun 23 2013 9:12AM
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SamMcChesney
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A kid at my elementary school ate a glue stick for $10...
Jun 23 2013 11:07AM
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freestyler540
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thats amazing
Jun 23 2013 11:10AM
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Orrin
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I foresee the new NS craze...sock eating.
Jun 23 2013 11:13AM
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bo0b
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This is a weird post.
Jun 23 2013 11:13AM
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SSteezle
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after drinking last night, reading through this thread made me come really close to just vomiting everywhere
Jun 23 2013 11:47AM
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.frenchy
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This is so epic, good bump m8.
Jun 23 2013 11:50AM
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Heart
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I ate a live minnow once. Was not bad at all. I'm assuming it didn't find my stomach too hospitable because I couldn't even feel it swimming around.
Jun 23 2013 12:04PM
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Brule.
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My brother once ate a piece of a cardboard pizza box. He was fine after.
Jun 23 2013 12:48PM
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seabs
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LJ for skier of the year
Jun 23 2013 1:23PM
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Backyard.Skier
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epic bump
Jun 23 2013 3:31PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
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so coming out was it  apink sock?

Jun 23 2013 3:41PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Hahaha solid bump.

So which was worse, the sock or the habanero pepper?
Jun 23 2013 6:55PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
as am I. It was a dog treat though.. dunno if that still counts, but it was indeed "nast". My friend ate them all the time. He somehow liked them.
Jun 23 2013 8:07PM
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BigScaryLarry
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Who????
Jun 23 2013 9:55PM
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yung_stone
Posts: 203 - Karma: -62
I smoked a fat bumblebee out of my old foot long steamroller bowl for a 20 bag
Jun 24 2013 12:36AM
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Dingo69
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Haha
Jun 24 2013 12:39AM
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Piste.Off
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#yolo
Jun 24 2013 12:59AM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,979
My brother used to be a dealer. He used to give one kid free nicks if he drank bong water. kid did it all the time and he found it funny as fuck
Jun 24 2013 1:37AM
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DizzyG
Posts: 698 - Karma: 296
Lol LJs threads are amazing. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/142710/
Jun 24 2013 1:46AM
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Huck_Norris
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I bet he pulls mad pussy
Jun 24 2013 7:08AM
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Lemuel
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This reminds me, last year my mom bought these dog treats that looked like oreos. My dad ended up eating a few of them before he found out. We weren't even aware until we saw him opening them up and taking one. Laughed so hard.
Jun 24 2013 9:00AM
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ModMommy
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LJ has the best threads.
Dec 3 2014 2:22PM
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Deforestation
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bump
Dec 7 2015 3:13PM
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Slush
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Isis_rocksbump


Solid bump.

I wouldn't eat Andy Perry's cheese socks for 80$
Dec 7 2015 6:22PM
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Slush
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 12,942
SlushSolid bump.

I wouldn't eat Andy Perry's cheese socks for 80$


Actually.... Cheese socks... Hmmm

might not be all that bad
Dec 7 2015 6:23PM
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