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Ha I ate my sock

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djikstra
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has nothing to do with anything but I ate my sock after a full day of skiing in it for 40 bucks like a week ago. I bled passing it... hahaha anyone else eat something they shouldnt have? o and I cut it into peices first so it would be somewhat possible...
Jun 4 2007 12:36PM
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Billek
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I want to try that now.

Jun 4 2007 12:38PM
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twix_182
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hahah dayum. it would have been somewhat ironic if u somehow got pink sock while passing it.
Jun 4 2007 12:39PM
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unchyll
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you mean you bled in your ass? hahah
def worth the 40 bucks tho i bet
Jun 4 2007 12:39PM
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Billiards.
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Jun 4 2007 12:39PM
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Dynastar1242
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one time a few of my frinds decided it would be fun to eat dog food
Jun 4 2007 12:41PM
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Billek
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I think some types taste better than some of the school lunches I have had.
Jun 4 2007 12:42PM
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ecsm.
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hahahahahahahahahh so sick
Jun 4 2007 12:55PM
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ZavierV
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this is what NS has become...
Jun 4 2007 12:59PM
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CamBrowne
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haha
awhile ago my brother used to eat dog food. so our TV and dog food is in the basement and so wen he was hungry but to lazy to walk upstairs to get a snack he would just walk over and grab a hand full of dog food and munch on that.
so gross
Jun 4 2007 1:01PM
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SlickRick.
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i ate a frogs spleen in biology for 50. i still havent recieved my payments
Jun 4 2007 1:11PM
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FUUUCK
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i hope it wasnt an expensive wool sock
Jun 4 2007 2:20PM
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dweezileast
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That's some retarded shit. You're lucky the formaldehyde didn't kill you outright
Jun 4 2007 2:32PM
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Jake...
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i just ate my shoes and washed it down with pussy juices.
Jun 4 2007 2:40PM
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squeakywaffle
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why the fuck would you eat a sock
Jun 4 2007 4:06PM
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comeatmebro
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for $40
Jun 4 2007 4:08PM
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squeakywaffle
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Was it cotton or wool or some synthetic stuff? I imagine synthetics aren't too great for the insides...
Jun 4 2007 4:13PM
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artfullydodged
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did the 40$ pay for having the sock removed from your ass?
Jun 4 2007 4:50PM
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hennessy1
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ever eaten a worm? that shit tastes so bad..
Jun 4 2007 5:00PM
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skiierman
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Member 70,000... Shut up N000000BBBB!!!

Anyways... what kind of sock was it.
Jun 4 2007 5:05PM
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ZavierV
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fuck off douche just beacuse you have 20000000000000000000000000000 posts
Jun 4 2007 6:21PM
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Peter.
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lol
Jun 4 2007 6:24PM
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FUUUCK
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ban the n00b!
Jun 4 2007 6:26PM
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creighton
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skiierman strikes again!
Jun 4 2007 6:40PM
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gregor
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High Five!!!
Jun 4 2007 6:41PM
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andy_boy
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Haha niiice!
Jun 4 2007 6:46PM
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K-Thomas
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haha LJ is a real american.
Jun 4 2007 6:49PM
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invader7
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nah its just summer
Jun 4 2007 6:52PM
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UNREAL
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I chugged 3 tomato juice cans for 10, it was gross..........
Jun 4 2007 6:57PM
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GnarBurger
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one time i drank bongwater for 20. it was shitnasty
Jun 4 2007 7:06PM
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396222687862
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thats gross. i popped 4 icebreaker liquid ice's in my nostrils, fucking burned and leaked blue for the rest of the day... $10
Jun 4 2007 7:14PM
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ZavierV
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my buddy at a piece of poop for 4 smokes.



DONT SMOKE DOPE to that extent...
Jun 4 2007 9:04PM
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TheMoostafian
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i sprayed listerine up my nose 30 times in each nostril for 10 bucks....definitely worth it


and i know a kid who ate like a 1 inch by 1 inch peice of a monster can for a dollar
Jun 4 2007 9:37PM
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djikstra
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luckily for me, I ski in regular cotton socks, but they were wet from sweat/melted snow in my boot. I didnt have to pay for them to be removed, they came out unassisted and we also called the hospital first asking if they thought it would be safe hypothetically.... it was pretty damn funny
Jun 4 2007 10:36PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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LJ that's straight up epic, minus the anus blood.
Jun 4 2007 10:37PM
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Pisces
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tomato juice is so good i would love to do that!
Jun 4 2007 10:51PM
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.jon
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mmm.... cambells
Jun 4 2007 11:08PM
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Snowcase
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I'd chug a gallon for 10 bucks.
Jun 4 2007 11:19PM
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k8stewart
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i saw a guy eat a sock for a pair of jeans. they cut it up into pieces also before he ate it....and, he ended up with a free pair of jeans
Jun 5 2007 12:08AM
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SkiMN
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Pathetic
Jun 5 2007 12:11AM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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haha yeah last year a bear raded our fridge at our cabbin and ate a mayo jar.Holy shit that would hurt coming out
Jun 5 2007 1:00AM
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carbon.pulse
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my m8 ate 5 marbles for 5 bucks. He said they hurt like a bitch on the inside
Jun 5 2007 1:13AM
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toominator
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yuck.. cancer water
Jun 5 2007 1:21AM
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babujib
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yeah my friend did that twice for free, what happened was he was pretty ripped and so got cotton mouth but too lazy to get up so just chugged it down, then we went to fill it, rippd it a couple times more then he did it again haha shits fucked up
Jun 5 2007 1:27AM
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Piste.Off
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i did for 10 dollars once but i just swallowed it
Jun 5 2007 1:31AM
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EH_DUBS
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i mixed a full shaker thing full of pepper into my rootbeer and drank it all for 20 bucks....shit sucked but i just washed it down with water after
Jun 5 2007 2:09AM
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dmc12380
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i no a kid who does that all the time for free, or attention, but he says it givees him good protein.
Jun 5 2007 2:59PM
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xAtticusx
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oh man, i wouldnt eat my sock for 40 bucks. 100 maybe
Jun 5 2007 3:08PM
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steve.o
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dont mean to hate on you, but that is retarded
Jun 5 2007 3:14PM
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jacobski
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Hahahaha every group of friends needs a dumbass, way to take one for the team.
Jun 5 2007 3:26PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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you crazy crazy man LJ
Jun 5 2007 3:42PM
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