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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
Last night I was beligerant and decided i should break a bottle over my head... it broke and put cuts to the bone on my thumb and index finger... ya im an idiot.

Moral of the story.. dont break bottles on your head.
Jun 1 2007 3:34PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
haha ive never done anything that crazy
Jun 1 2007 3:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
You dumb bastard.
Jun 1 2007 3:50PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
kinda like jon mcmurray in the Hit List...
Jun 1 2007 3:58PM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
hey i could have told you not to do it......
Jun 1 2007 4:01PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
haha. did you at least break it or did it just smack off your head?
Jun 1 2007 4:28PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
it ****broke**** and put cuts to the bone on my thumb and index finger... ya im an idiot.


wow someone isnt too bright......
Jun 1 2007 4:31PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
i should have been more clear. my bad. i was more going for did it smash all cool movie sylish or just crack and split in like a few pieces
Jun 1 2007 4:46PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
haha
Jun 1 2007 4:48PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
When things like that are about to happen i would suggest saying..SHOULD I DO IT?
Jun 1 2007 4:55PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i smashed 15 beer cans on my head in 30 seconds and i bled
Jun 1 2007 4:59PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
then in that case....nevermind
Jun 1 2007 5:04PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
It SHATTERED.
Jun 1 2007 5:19PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
ouch
Jun 1 2007 5:28PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
retardation!!!
Jun 1 2007 7:18PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,664
hmm if i tryed that i would probobly be to panzy to break it and i would just knock my self out
Jun 1 2007 7:43PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Anyone watch, "The Man Show?" Shit is legit.
Jun 1 2007 7:46PM
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SunapeeSkier09
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
you better have been drunk
Jun 2 2007 2:01PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
huh? that show has been off air for like 3 years...

and next time shake a dime around in the bottle til it cracks then do it...or just drink canned beer, far less problems can arise.

last night i saw a girl fight, a girl dumped a beer on another because her boyfriend cheated on her with her 3 times so then the girl who got the beer poured on her chased her out of her house and taclked her urlacher style and slapped that bitch.
Jun 2 2007 2:08PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
a kid at my school does that
hes a douche
Jun 2 2007 2:10PM
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steve.o
Posts: 628 - Karma: 9
not too smart
Jun 2 2007 7:03PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
badass
Jun 2 2007 7:10PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
haha my friend tried to break a bottle over his head as well but it didnt break it just gave him a big headache and one big bump
Jun 2 2007 7:26PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
you tube it
Jun 2 2007 7:49PM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
good job lol
Jun 2 2007 7:52PM
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