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Worse then the westboro baptist church
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..that's got to be fake... ... ... right?
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haha.. oh my. I just can not believe it's real. It has to be fake.
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holy shit some people are soo fuckin nuts
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"O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen."
If this site were real, the creator of the "is your kid goth" thread would not have Mark Twain's parody on religion in his signature?
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im pretty certain thats fake... i remember looking at that before and being quite befuddled. cant be real.
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Haha, that's so funny but I don't think that is remotely as bad as Westboro... those guys are fucked.
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Makes me fucking sick. How can they be so blind as to not realize the gross hypocrisy of their beliefs?
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Why does one of the moderators have the title "Master Debater"? Isn't that really unchristian because your seed of life goes to waste every time you wack it or something? Or at the very least, god doesn't think thats funny, does he? I'm so confused.
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just so you know, its a joke
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look at the Men Only! forum. topics include: Men ARE Smarter than women, Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?, When Lezbeans Attack, Feminazi Mother Sues Over Guts, Japs ARE Good for Something, and they all call eachother brother ... it must be a joke cuz its hallarious
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Women and Credit Cards?
My wife has a Visa Card, Master Card, American Express, and Discover Card. Plus she has JC Penny, Sears, and Target store cards. What I want to know is why do women need so many credit cards and why should we allow them to have any at all?
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bahahahahaha:
Brother Elmer, this is a very important question that I have been pondering and praying about recently. In my opinion, credit cards are a jew conspiracy to destabilize the nuclear family and instill feminazi ideas in women's empty heads. There is no reason on earth for women to have access to any money outside that which is given her by her Godly husband to run the house with. They use those devilish cards to bring home all manner of worthless junk like shoes and frilly hats. And worst of all, the money-grubbing jews charge usurious rates, in direct contravention of God's commandments.
Ezekiel 18:13 ...Hath given forth upon usury, and hath taken increase: shall he then live? he shall not live: he hath done all these abominations; he shall surely die; his blood shall be upon him.
Seems pretty clear that credit cards should be kept away from women. Praise Jesus.
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hahhahahahaha thats hilarious stuff. its fake right?
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yeah this has gotta be a joke. but then again there are some wacked sects of christianity like the people that say god hates fags outside of soldier funerals
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here is a funny comment on global warming "I wonder why God named it "Greenland" if He wanted it covered in ice?"
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another reason why there is no god, if there was one he wouldnt let people do wack shit like this
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aw thats too bad. i was just going to ask how many other people made up someone just to fuck with them on that forum
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ahahah laidies of landover the url is like ...com/LOL/lol
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Why does Jesus allow sinners to sin and damn themselves to Hell? Because Jesus wants everyone to love Him, so they need to prove it by accepting Him unconditionally with only the limited evidence He even exists. That way He knows we love Him as much as He loves us.
If you really loved Jesus would find a way to stop menstruating right now!
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Vote Republican or God will make you eat your childern for betraying America, Christianity and Freedom.
A free people have the freedom not to question their leaders.
Stay the course in Iraq for RAPTURE!
hahahahahahahahah STOP MENSTRUATING NOW! and...vote republican or god will make you eat your own children. i dont even care that its fake, fucking hilarious
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if you go on the website and go to the beliefs page there is an ad for "The Original 'What Would Jesus do' Thong" ahaha
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There are some VERY twisted jesus freaks out there :: (
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aahahaha it'd be really funny to make a spoof site like that but I imagine the hate mail from people who don't get internet sarcasm is through the roof.
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"Spiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality! By using the same false and perverted promise from the fairy tale story of the princess and frog (which we have steadfastly condemned from its initial concept), Hollywood stoops to a new low!"
...aaaaaaaaand this is why im against religion
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