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The Amazing Claim Thread

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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
who can make the best claim?
May 28 2007 9:11PM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
tom wallisch, jokes jokes
May 28 2007 9:12PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
^you win!
May 28 2007 9:12PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
i killed a man once
May 28 2007 9:13PM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
yEAHHH
May 28 2007 9:13PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 532
i invented the luikang
May 28 2007 9:33PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
i invented the dub flip then i showed jon the video and before i could post it on NS he did it in the JOI
May 28 2007 9:36PM
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ogou0287
Posts: 603 - Karma: 47
bitch! I invented the octograb AND the frogger
May 28 2007 9:36PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
dude, I broke MY ankles
May 28 2007 9:37PM
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artfullydodged
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lushlaxstr moves into 1st.
someone claim harder!!!
May 28 2007 9:38PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
I chopped off the NS alien's left arm, and keep it with me at all times--it gives me magical powers.

Speaking of which, I made an NS alien survivor's cult.
May 28 2007 9:39PM
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artfullydodged
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hahah that was before my time, obviously i cannot determine the winner
May 28 2007 9:41PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
Posts: 968 - Karma: 24
i am the best skier in the whole wide world
May 28 2007 9:42PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
I INVENTED THE MISSIONARY POSITION
May 28 2007 9:44PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
my penis isnt a foot long
May 28 2007 9:45PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
I invented freeskiing, and did every trick ever. First.
May 28 2007 9:46PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
i have a whole bunch of NS stickers
WOOT
May 28 2007 9:46PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
i gave the 1620 kid a handjob
May 28 2007 9:47PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
yeaaaa!
May 28 2007 9:47PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
i invented rap music, tupac came out of my girlfriends vagina, i taught travis heed how to jib, tom wallisch licked my bum crack, tanner hall had sex with my mom, AND i invented snow
May 28 2007 9:50PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Me and Bishop had a 3 some with a chick once
May 28 2007 9:51PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
you win
May 28 2007 9:54PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
i am god
May 28 2007 9:55PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
NO i win, cause i rock!
May 28 2007 9:56PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
in first
May 28 2007 9:56PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
i fucked...your mom AFTER i fucked god IN THE BUTT
May 28 2007 9:58PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
i like to eat grapes.
May 28 2007 9:59PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
nope, not for you to decide, tool
May 28 2007 9:59PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
word
May 28 2007 9:59PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
i made out with tanner hall AND I WORE HIS JACKET AND GOT SUPER SKIING POWERS
May 28 2007 10:01PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
i will say again
I AM GOD!!!
May 28 2007 10:01PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
I have heard some pretty crazy ones for sure.
May 28 2007 10:02PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
i founded marijuana
May 28 2007 10:05PM
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artfullydodged
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i'm leaving it open for the public to decide
May 28 2007 10:13PM
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artfullydodged
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person with the most votes wins, start counting yours if you have any
May 28 2007 10:14PM
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steezmonger
Posts: 65 - Karma: 14
I am actually Jesus. When he was re-incarnated it wasnt actually him Mary Magdellin saw, it was Mohammed but the dumb cow needed glasses. I am now instigating armageddon.
May 28 2007 10:17PM
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Gavajabra2
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I'm up to 1, or 2 if I count.
May 28 2007 10:21PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
if you were really god, you wouldnt be an eagles fan
May 28 2007 10:22PM
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Skierguy1234
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i showed Jon Olsson how to kangaroo flip....with my eyes closed!
May 28 2007 10:23PM
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.jon
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i touched MC Hammer
May 28 2007 10:24PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 532
haha yeah eagles suck
May 28 2007 10:29PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
I had a threesome with Tanner and Simon in the middle of the pipe.
May 28 2007 10:31PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
god=eagles fan
May 28 2007 10:33PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
i took a dump so big that is backed up my entire house's plumbing and we had to stay in a hotel for a week. all of this WITHOUT TOILET PAPER
May 28 2007 10:35PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i have 20 votes
May 28 2007 10:37PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
46th!!!!
May 28 2007 10:38PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
i created the person who created the universe.
May 28 2007 10:48PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
I created the word "steez" after johnny mosely sucked me off and i accidentally said "let me get you a towel. i steezed pretty hardcore on your face"
May 28 2007 10:51PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
its steeze not steez
u should be able to spell it rite if u invented it
May 28 2007 10:54PM
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Piste.Off
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i have pissed with
May 28 2007 10:54PM
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