Replying to So I had the strangest dream a few nights ago

and just remembered to post it!

Okay so I was having a massive weed urge and was like ah shit where do I get some cause Ive never smoked before. Im like OH lets go to NS to see who can hook me up! Well I made a thread and I forgot who hooked me up, think it was stowebum or something, not sure, but then I got it sent to me via Fed ex. Well im sitting there smoking it up and loving it when im like WOAH! this shits bad. I look down and im smoking a pencil. im like WOAH....again and contact whoever gave me it and then i talk to them on the phone and im like this shits bad. They are like no no no. Remember, I told you when you get to the dookie (not to sure why they called it that...) you have to put it under your left tit. Im like OHHH yeah forgot durrr. so then I procede to put it under my right  tit and its all good. Then I wake up and im like wtf...