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linejibber550
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post some of alpentaliks most memorable comments
chicks dig sars -alpentalik
stevens pass is for queer ostriches! -alpentalik
me: i wanna have your baby!
alpentalik: my baby can have you



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Jul 22 2003 4:44PM
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cj
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worst thread ever.

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fuck ass shit cunt
Jul 23 2003 3:19PM
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linejibber550
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shutup cj, i was gonna make a thread for you but now im not


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Jul 23 2003 4:36PM
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Ds91260
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teddy knows, the vagina costume
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 23 2003 5:05PM
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$1080PLP$
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at the in the haze premear last year erich ran up to andy when he was being interviewd by biglines.com and asked him to sign his boob, then smuck did it and they actualy mentined it in the intervew

.:l[Tyler]l:.
Jul 23 2003 7:53PM
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Ds91260
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erichs a unique spirit
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 23 2003 8:15PM
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cj
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still the worst thread ever

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fuck ass shit cunt
Jul 23 2003 8:22PM
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rentalrider
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almost page

Jul 23 2003 9:12PM
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rentalrider
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^is a fucking retard
Jul 23 2003 9:12PM
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rhcp
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what ever happened to him? he has a thread about him and he doesnt even post in it.

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson


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Jul 23 2003 9:31PM
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Lateralis
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he posted on the first page


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jul 23 2003 9:32PM
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rhcp
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whoops i missed that

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson


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Jul 23 2003 9:35PM
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linejibber550
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bump



don't be hatin!
Jul 24 2003 6:46PM
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*Brady_The_Big_Penis_Man*
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the thing is that cj, lateralis, and alpentalik all rule, and hold special places in all of our hearts, as they all totally rule. they all know that, and since cj doesnt have a thread, hes mad. simple solution: boycott cj if he doesnt stop whining.
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theres no pot in whistler. make sure you bring your own across the boarder
*cj* truer words are seldom spoken


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Jul 24 2003 11:57PM
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etom
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i talked to erich last weekend. it was sick, we said things.

COC sesh E
Jul 25 2003 1:52AM
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Ds91260
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can i gibe u a hand job etom?
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 25 2003 1:53AM
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Line1260x
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can i smell you






they call me doctor love
Jul 25 2003 2:13AM
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SteveXs2
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no

well, u can but it may turn out a lil different than you'd expect. he wears Axe so you'll end up making love to him.
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'ok.. put deodorant on your penis.. then jerk off... then smell your hand,it smells like that'
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Jul 25 2003 4:07AM
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*Brady_The_Big_Penis_Man*
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you can smell me
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theres no pot in whistler. make sure you bring your own across the boarder
*cj* truer words are seldom spoken


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Jul 27 2003 3:57AM
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stephen_beast
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From Biglines

Andy:I'm going to ski as much
as I can, go to Mt. Hood for the whole summer, then next winter,
I don't know yet, probably Baker.(just signed chest of random fan
during interview)



sometimes the rays of the sun get really sharp and poke me int he soft part of my eye
Jul 28 2003 12:42AM
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$1080PLP$
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yeah hahaha eric and smugs did that but smugs had andy sign his ass i'm pissed they didn't put that in there

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and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet
Jul 28 2003 1:10AM
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