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linejibber550
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post some of alpentaliks most memorable comments
chicks dig sars -alpentalik
stevens pass is for queer ostriches! -alpentalik
me: i wanna have your baby!
alpentalik: my baby can have you



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Jul 22 2003 4:44PM
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b-ladd
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the wisdom teeth and constipation thread. too long to post
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fear makes it fun

'i took a look around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding'-unknown

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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unfortanately for me, i owe every member of ns.com 10 bucks. but youll never get it! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
Jul 22 2003 4:47PM
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linejibber550
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well if it makes anyone feel any better im not wearing pants and Santa is sitting on my lap for a change. -alpenatalik


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Jul 22 2003 4:49PM
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*Neil
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hahahahhahahaha
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 22 2003 4:51PM
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Lateralis
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the wisdom teeth thread was mine dude


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 22 2003 5:00PM
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linejibber550
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do you ever kiss your mom and think about the last time she gave your dad head? -alpentalik



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Jul 22 2003 5:00PM
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oh man he has the best pic comment ever. I meant to save it. Its under a pic titled something like 'my 3 guaged ear' or something like that. if anyone can find it its pure gold!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

My Gay Photosite
Jul 22 2003 5:04PM
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*Neil
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^^^^^ The sanata thing a few up, Alpintalik is sum place under if it make u feel any better



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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 22 2003 5:06PM
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hey fat girl, are you tickilish?

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

My Gay Photosite
Jul 22 2003 5:08PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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here u go 221

The only thing I have to say about this is that if I had an ear fetish, a baby, pencil dick and if I was a homosexual serial rapist I would find out where you lived, kill your neighbors, live in their hopuse feasting off of their bodies watching you, not masterbating untill I was about to burst and then I'd go over to your house late at night, go into your kitchen, eat a bowl of corn flakes and then go back home and live out the rest of my life satisfied.
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Jul 22 2003 5:25PM
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*Neil
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hahahhahaha i remeber that one.. hahaha
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 22 2003 5:27PM
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*Neil
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This was agood little story he put up:

'My girlfriend and I went to the Woodland Park Zoo yesterday in Seattle and saw some incredible things. All of the animals were really neat, but we liked the gorillas the best. It was really great. One of the gorillas like to sitck its thumb up its ass and move it back and forth and proceed to smell it. There was also a mom with a little baby who was still breast feeding, but while the baby was off a few feet away, mom started to mess around with her own tits, like a pornstar...and then she proceeded to lactate on her face and mouth...needless to say i was quite aroused. After that, the finger fuck one started to touch the babys butt, and then mom would get mad...but finger fuck kept on doing it...it wasn't a little touchy touchy either, it was full on groping the babys bum bum...so we called the finger fucker 'micael jackson'. after a few more minutes the mother decided to throw up all over the place and she and her child proceeded to feast on her vomit. the zoo is fucking amzing, i just wish i was super fucked up before i went, and i will be going back soon, i can guarantee you that.'
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 22 2003 6:04PM
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SteveXs2
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Me: I hate when people try to be funny, but aren't. People always try to be as funny as Alpentalik.

Alpentalik: I just wanna be like the other kids.
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'ok.. put deodorant on your penis.. then jerk off... then smell your hand,it smells like that'
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Jul 22 2003 6:21PM
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GrippinGs
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^^^^BWAAHAHAHAH^^^^^
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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video


Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)
Jul 22 2003 6:22PM
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$1080PLP$
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hell i started the EPCF (erich's penis fan club) haha it was the best i think there is a bit about it in the vol 2 history

.:l[Tyler]l:.
Jul 22 2003 7:17PM
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EastCoastPride
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Emu?


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Jul 22 2003 7:25PM
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alpentalik
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wow, i don't know what to say...


''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
Jul 22 2003 7:36PM
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*Brady_The_Big_Penis_Man*
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dude, we all love you!
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theres no pot in whistler. make sure you bring your own across the boarder
*cj* truer words are seldom spoken


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Jul 22 2003 11:00PM
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strode
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i am just honored cuz one time he said my sig kicked ass





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Jul 22 2003 11:03PM
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Ryno
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man, i would be freaked out to have a post after me...if i was someone with some intersting history that is. people rememebring/ going and looking for old quotes from you...now thats respect!
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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
Jul 22 2003 11:07PM
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Ds91260
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in the land of funny crazy people, alpentalik is king

who remembers his halloween costume from last year?
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 22 2003 11:07PM
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linejibber550
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yah, remember the pic of him as an elf? lol that was priceless! i love you alpentalik! this is for you:
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Jul 22 2003 11:19PM
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Jul 22 2003 11:21PM
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linejibber550
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that pic is for u alpentalik!



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Jul 22 2003 11:22PM
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linejibber550
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Dearest Everyone,
I hate you, but i hate myself more. See you in hell.

Sincerely, Erich Kunz

PS- Fuck you. Suffer long and rot.
PPS- Fuck me.
PS2- Cucumber
ABC- Burn shit fuck.
-alpentalik




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Jul 22 2003 11:31PM
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Ds91260
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no man, not the elf, it was somthin he got off biglines, might have really been his tho, it was hilarious
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 22 2003 11:33PM
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*Neil
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remeber his story with the ducks at work, and he would post pictures of him with likr 10 ducks all sitting on him and stuff
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 22 2003 11:36PM
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Ds91260
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ive seen those pictures, never really understood them, but thats erich
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 22 2003 11:38PM
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freezed
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he is one of the nominees for the freeride scholarship i think


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'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'
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Jul 22 2003 11:39PM
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Ds91260
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u have to wonder, do u really want such a fucked up mind such as erichs going off to get a better education, i mean he could end up ruling the world, and then wed all be fucked
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 22 2003 11:40PM
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*Neil
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no he migth cum back all smart and not bless us with a chockle
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 22 2003 11:42PM
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cj
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im boycotting this thread.

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fuck ass shit cunt
Jul 22 2003 11:43PM
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Ds91260
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only cause hes funnier than u chris
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 22 2003 11:45PM
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cj
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worst thread ever.

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fuck ass shit cunt
Jul 22 2003 11:51PM
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Ds91260
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u suck at boycotting man
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 22 2003 11:52PM
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linejibber550
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Jul 22 2003 11:53PM
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linejibber550
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theres alpentalik and the ducks lol



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Jul 22 2003 11:53PM
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*Neil
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hey where did u get those?? i looked in his profile bnut all pics are gone
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 23 2003 12:10AM
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Ds91260
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someone else uploaded those
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Jul 23 2003 12:14AM
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linejibber550
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actually i uploaded those, when i saw them a long time ago they were so funny i saved em to my computer, then i remembered i had them so i uploaded them



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Jul 23 2003 12:38AM
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linejibber550
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alpentalik needs his own forum, it could be called 'alpentalik gabber' man that would kick ass!


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Jul 23 2003 12:55AM
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Nickskier
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i think you like aplentalik way to much dude
Jul 23 2003 1:08AM
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moe
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def the ducks.

Moe
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Jul 23 2003 1:18AM
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Line1260x
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yeah, its kinda creepy






they call me doctor love
Jul 23 2003 1:21AM
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P-JO
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haha, he owns those ducks...







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jul 23 2003 1:22AM
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PurpleSkier
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someone bring back the constipation thread
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Jul 23 2003 1:33AM
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EastCoastPride
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Vagina costume?


Teddy
''It's good to know everything.''
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Jul 23 2003 9:55AM
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Girays_Brother
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damn shes sexy


Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

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Jul 23 2003 10:04AM
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Rogge
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cj is mad because htere isn't a 'best of cj' thread



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Jul 23 2003 10:11AM
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Krongos
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remember the black house with the pink shudders thing?
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Jul 23 2003 2:03PM
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linejibber550
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yah that was funny



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