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Lmfao. retarded shit

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jibmaster_josh
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so i look out my window to see 2 kids fighting with pool noodles. they kiinda just charge at each other and whip each others faces. funny as hell, especially since its totally random.

what kind of fucked up shit happens around your guys' houses?
May 24 2007 8:41PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
pretty girls like to walk down my street and smoke. i get the cops called on me for going on the gazibo to be used by my neighborhood but the guys around it tell me that i dont live where i live and tht i dont belong in weatherstone
fucking deusch bags im gonna light that gaizibo on fire
May 24 2007 8:45PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
the other day my window was open and this neighbor kids window was open. I heard him playing the star wars theme on his trumpet....
May 24 2007 8:47PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
Well i usualy play my music real loud, and theres this real nerdy dog walker thatr walks by like every 10 minutes with a new dog haha
May 24 2007 8:48PM
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ESfreeridepa
Posts: 2204 - Karma: 11
english please.
May 24 2007 8:48PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
live in a court, so its pretty quiet. 

besides the asian parents next door letting their  7 year old kids run around the court unattended and the occasional cool guy that does a donut in his car.


May 24 2007 8:50PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
yesterday morning at 6 AM, i looked out the window and saw my 70 year old neighbor from across the street walk over to my house and put a cup from jack in the box on my curb. i had no idea what the fuck was going on.
May 24 2007 8:53PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
wtf
and your icon is just gross, if I see that again I'm gonna barf all over you.
May 24 2007 8:55PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
you like it.
May 24 2007 8:55PM
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smuggsVT
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my 92 year old neighbor cut down a tree with a chainsaw and frequently has ten foot bonfires by herself which is extremely wierd for my neighborhood
May 24 2007 10:05PM
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steevner
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my neighbours call the fire dept whenever we have fires in our fire pit. they are dicks, and their son spys on us constantly.
May 24 2007 10:08PM
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comeatmebro
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nothing, i live by a bunch of 90 year olds.
May 24 2007 10:25PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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haha whatever gazebo's are played. Plus if you lit it on fire who do you think they'd come to first?

Just tell them to stop hating. If they call the cops, just walk them to your house and then laugh in their faces for being douche bags.
May 24 2007 10:29PM
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TheButterHashira
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dude that seriously looks like my buddys ex except she had a mustache too
but seriously it does look lik her
May 24 2007 11:01PM
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leckett1
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when im out skateboarding this fuckin anoying kid will come out of his house and follow me everywhere. one time i fell and my board when flying...the kid chased after it, stood on it, whiped the fuck out and ran crying to his mommy. about 5 minutes later i heard his parents FUCKIN SCREAMING at him. i felt kinda bad but damn it was funny watching him fasll
May 24 2007 11:20PM
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nedward
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my neighbor mows his lawn every single day of the week
May 25 2007 12:00AM
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Steezysmurf
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my neighbour is obsessed with their jeep.. its just one jeep which the father spends way more attention to than his family, and their wireless network is called 'jeepnet' hahaha
May 25 2007 12:03AM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
me neighbor is retired guy so he has WAY to much time on his hands but he mows his TINY (like quarter acre) lawn with one of those tractor lawn mowers (the thing is bigger than his lawn), in the winter his driveway is always pefrect (no snow what so ever on it, he'll shovel it every single day even if it doesn't snow, and bitches about everything and anything.

all our neighbors don't like him too and all make fun of him
May 25 2007 12:52AM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
watch my friend get ran over by cars in the coldisack when we are skating.
May 25 2007 12:52AM
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Jake...
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i have a boner hot backyard neighbour thats 20 ish... all summer she is outside in her backyard tanning. Yes one day i went to the extreme and pulled out the telescope. I havent seen her out side tanning ever since.
May 25 2007 1:00AM
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EH_DUBS
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haha im guessing she just saw you watching her with a telescope and was like wtf
May 25 2007 1:39AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
it was a joke. good identification skills tho.

right now a moth is trying to get into my room threw a screen its jokes
May 25 2007 1:43AM
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mtbakerteacher
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my 60+ year old neighbors are in better shape than any 20- yr old i know...
May 25 2007 1:49AM
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Nihiriju
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i really thought you were serious.  its pretty creepy, but pretty funny at the same time. I try to do it with joggers with shiity bonoculers...you can't really see anythign thoguh, i just say ohh she's hot, even thouhg i can't tell at all. its pretty good. 
May 25 2007 1:52AM
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unchyll
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my neighbor is a cop and always has all these crazy ass parties and one was a costume party so i witnessed a 50 year old bat man in the middle of my street absolutely wasted trying to dance
May 25 2007 1:57AM
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BSI
Posts: 646 - Karma: 38
I live on a pretty quite street, but nonetheless I was alerted at 2am a couple weeks ago to a couple arguing on the street. Dude was walking away til his bitch told him he liked to ride cock. He clotheslined her from a dead sprint. Cops were called. Dude went to jail.

Bottom line... Don't tell your dude he likes to ride cock or you'll ass will get clotheslined.
May 25 2007 2:02AM
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Steezysmurf
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^ lol

I just remembered another, my neighbour's garage caught fire and they weren't even home. Tons of firetrucks and cops. I got to watch them completely own the garage door with an axe. My neighbours came home to a raped garage door on their driveway and a completely black inside of a garage. That must have sucked
May 25 2007 10:29AM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
theres a guy on my street that wears short shorts and a long shirt every day when he goes running even in the winter. hes grumpy as hell too
May 25 2007 12:15PM
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TheButterHashira
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theres these ladies who go running every morning and the even though im up they still piss me off. they really dont run they just walk fast and move their arms but they get out of breath and yell at each other. people can hear them inside their houses sometimes
May 25 2007 3:56PM
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grams.
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i was walking back to my house and this wierd lady was having a garage sale and her whole garage and driveway was covered with the most random shit.. she looks at me and asks if i wanna buy anything.. i say no and she stares at me for the rest of the time i walk home...it was wierd

May 25 2007 4:16PM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
my neighbors are always fighting in their lawn so i usually crack open my window and chuck a few eggs at them
May 25 2007 4:27PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
hahahahaha
May 25 2007 4:30PM
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skiierman
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My neighbor's house caught fire the other morning. My brother came running in and woke me up. I told him to get out and watch somewhere else so I could go back to sleep. I would only wake up to watch if there was a glow coming in from my window.
May 25 2007 4:49PM
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StevenSegal
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im hood rich and livin in the pj's so everynite is a fight a blick party or live cops.

part at my place last nite was two of the three
May 25 2007 4:50PM
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andres3000
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everyone in my neighborhood went to college, it sucks. we used to play street hockey every day... now all i see are our crazy lawn neighbors who spend every moment mowing and fixing it. everyone else is normal
May 25 2007 4:54PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
weatherstone? i used to live in a neighborhood called weatherstone in colorado
May 25 2007 5:14PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
a cop came by my house today to ask if I'd seen a naked kid riding around on his bike, harassing people.
May 25 2007 5:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
One of my neighbors rides around on his quad patrolling the valley all the time.


Two years ago one of my neighbors was arrested for organized crime and being involved with 9/11. He's in a federal prison now. His kid's a freak.
May 25 2007 5:21PM
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