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Wear yo seatbelts!!!

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Capurnicus
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Uncrossed mute is not uncrossed mute it's called a seatbelt! And the greater skiing community needs to increased seatbeltness. For reference see turpings sw. 7 at the wsi like 4 years ago (it's unforgetable so if you don't remember it you either didn't see it or don't ski).
May 24 2007 11:52AM
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BrokenBones
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safety first.
May 24 2007 11:54AM
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dr_jibb
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Been calling that shit seatbelt for a while, glad im not the only one.
May 24 2007 11:54AM
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scientist
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and wear your seatbelts kids. for serious. buckle up.
May 24 2007 11:55AM
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skodeo7
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Yeah I mean that is pretty much the exact same grab as if you would do it on a skateboard or snowboard so I agree with this.
May 24 2007 12:07PM
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juanborlando
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i believe chrighton did one with a 7 in ready fire aim
May 24 2007 12:27PM
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Melvs
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you're a disgrace to my first name, and wrong, dead wrong.
May 24 2007 12:34PM
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TheStamos
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If you dont wear seatbelts in nevada aliens will suck you into there ship via moon roof. I see it on TV all the time. Crazy Nevada people.
May 24 2007 12:47PM
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FUUUCK
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May 24 2007 3:47PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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haha perfect
May 24 2007 3:50PM
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Lineskiah11
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"click it or ticket. Massachusetts is serious about saving lives"
May 24 2007 3:51PM
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SIX
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May 24 2007 4:05PM
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DFA79
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Def a cool grab
May 24 2007 4:15PM
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mattwalker
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i could have sworn that seatbelt is taking your right hand and grabbing japan on your right ski. thats a REAL seatbelt.
May 24 2007 4:18PM
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eljefe
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^damn...thats an incentive not to do seatbelts...unless matt you have a cool looking one...until then I'll stick with mute...
May 24 2007 4:20PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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I call it an outside critical.
so eat some grass you bastards!
May 24 2007 5:16PM
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poofartpee
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yah man and dont speed my mommy got a ticket for $89 CDN HOLY SHIT!!
May 24 2007 7:24PM
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121Media
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If you only knew the true seatbelt grab, I guess I will have to call it....
May 24 2007 11:07PM
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Sholte
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i do seatbelts all the time
May 24 2007 11:10PM
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BigJew
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Uncrossed mute and seatbelt are not the same. Seatbelt is in critical position but you grab on the outside of the ski instead of the inside. In an uncrossed mute, you pull your legs back more into mute position but with no cross.
May 24 2007 11:14PM
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ShredtillURdead
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thats just in jibberish

but in NH we dont use seatbelts so we ar shit outta luck
May 24 2007 11:20PM
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A_E
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no its called mute grab... suck a dick!
May 25 2007 12:00AM
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Capurnicus
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yo i hope you do not get in a car accident
May 25 2007 9:00AM
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skodeo7
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Pretty sure a seatbelt grab is called so because you have to reach across your body, as if you were connecting a seatbelt to your lower left boot/ski (if grabbing with your right hand). Not because your just reaching down to grab your right ski. It's all about the reach across (around? heh).
May 25 2007 11:43AM
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skiierman
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Yaaaa!!! I wear my seatbelt every time I go out driving.
May 25 2007 11:50AM
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T-KR3W
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all u truckdrivers wear your seatbelts
May 25 2007 12:03PM
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EL_FINRE
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click it or ticket bitches
May 25 2007 12:24PM
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Holte
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I google image searched "uncrossed mute" and "seat belt." These are the respective images that first came up. One is a sick photo, the other is not. Google doesn't lie folks.

[img]http://jibberish.free.fr/php/images/home/Szczepan_K's_level/Szczepan_Nowa%20Szkola%20Magazyn2.jpg[/img]

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May 25 2007 12:37PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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I pitty the foo who doesnt click it and gets himslef a ticket, enough jiba jabba
May 25 2007 12:49PM
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KyleM
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always 
Jun 17 2007 5:36PM
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invader7
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quit bringing back old threads
Jun 17 2007 5:41PM
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slimbruddah
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I really, REALLY like popsicles.
Jun 17 2007 5:54PM
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CorkWormTurn
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you're talking about the shot that's in his stereotype segment, right?
Jun 17 2007 6:02PM
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KG_
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is a fun one
Jun 17 2007 6:04PM
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Capurnicus
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^^yes that one! the wsi one.

I'd like to umm add to this here thread that I made to not only seatbelt grab, but it's brother the.......

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That's right, the ROCKET GRAB

jea bitches, rocket air grab will soon become #1
Jun 17 2007 6:12PM
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SteezePatrol
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i call it the uncrossed mute. i don't care what you call it.
Jun 17 2007 6:17PM
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