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What would you do if your name was Gayford Buttram?

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ThaLetterM.
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http://hilariousnames.com.nyud.net:8090/2007/05/22/ten-worst-names-ever.html

haha wow. feel free to post some more funnny names youve heard.
May 23 2007 12:14AM
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mmmmm...Pie
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Hahaha, Amanda Buttram. For her parent's sake, I hope she never got lost. "I'm looking for Amanda Buttram!"
May 23 2007 12:22AM
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*DrewT*
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There's a guy in our phonebook called "Leonard Standing on the road" Like there's even the spaces in his name and everything. He used to live in hobbema (the indian reserve) but now he lives in ponoka (oddly enough there's an insane assylum there)
May 23 2007 12:48AM
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Reptar
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wait. his ACTUAL NAME is leonard Standing on the road. omfg. rolfz. lawlz.
May 23 2007 12:54AM
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canadianskier
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the worst i've ever known is Sandy Ball
May 23 2007 12:59AM
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BigJew
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Holy crap, you're right.

The aboriginal community has also put its support behind the program. "The Northern Lights Project is good for our schools when we're trying to teach culture. There aren't many companies that can produce this quality of animation about native culture," said Leonard Standing on the Road of the Montana Tribal Administration in Hobbema, Alberta.

You can email him too, Leonard@montanaband.net

Or Phone 780-585-3790

Yeah, I love google.
May 23 2007 12:59AM
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whattheshit
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May 23 2007 1:53AM
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Sno.
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i love the title of this thread
May 23 2007 2:07AM
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skinlikewinter
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anita bath, ben dover, maya butreeks, mike hunt, harry balls,
May 23 2007 2:10AM
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carbon.pulse
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Ther is actually a dude that i know called Peter file. Thats the only one I have come acros tho
May 23 2007 2:22AM
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anna*
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a guy at school...his name was mike unt. was really funny at awards ceremonies hearing his name read out. especially since i go to a private school that is so stuck up its not funny.
i think his parents ended up using his mother maiden name or something from then on...
May 23 2007 2:25AM
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skodeo7
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There is this foxy girl at my school whose legal name is California Gold (after the strain). She is awesome.
May 23 2007 2:28AM
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BFFset.
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i know an asian family at my school and the girls name is anita wang and her dad's name english name is harry. no joke.
May 23 2007 2:28AM
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I know a cat named PAUL. Can you beleive it? PAUL is a people name. hahaha a cat named Paul...
May 23 2007 2:41AM
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010
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pretty soon they're going to want to become citizens and vote! what next?
May 23 2007 2:48AM
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siversex
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my mom went to school with a girl named Mary Christmas. i bet that girl never had any fun in her life.
May 23 2007 2:50AM
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spere
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hahahahahha, best one yet
May 23 2007 3:03AM
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whattheshit
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uWCVYb9wp4
May 23 2007 3:53AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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thats my name, nukka!  my grandpa had a girl in his class named Ima June Bugg no joke, her parents were assholes, but really funny
May 23 2007 4:05AM
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Bardolph
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haha that would suck
May 23 2007 8:14AM
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skifiend89
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poor poor girl...
May 23 2007 8:58AM
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Beamer12
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thats my namee
May 23 2007 9:05AM
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SKISUS
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The best names I've ever come across were all in the same day @ work.
I met a guy named Bern Duby, a woman named Rainbow Harmony, and an asian guy named Hongry Dong.  
Best Day @ work ever
May 23 2007 9:31AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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HAHAHAHHAA thats great!
May 23 2007 1:03PM
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beer.
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I saw a woman working at costco yesterday named fellatia. not kidding
May 23 2007 1:09PM
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Steezysmurf
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i knew someone named anita butt.. i knew a guy named anas, pronounced 'an ass' hahahah!
at my friends school there is a girl called manbeer mann
May 23 2007 1:20PM
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StevenSegal
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whole family of people in my town with the last name dick.... they have lots of kids so im sure its an "insert joke here" situation.
May 23 2007 1:24PM
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followCam
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hahaha thats weird, i was just about to post that a teacher at my school has the last name Dick. I've forgotten his first name though.
And he's a violin teacher so we  make the joke "Oh, so your off to fiddle with Mr.Dick" immature............yes very.
May 23 2007 2:41PM
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pierceme
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Not gay or anything sexual, but theres a guy in my phone book named Michaelangelo Lasagna. A few years ago when this kinda thing was alot more funny, my cousin called them and said "Is Michaelangelo Lasagna there? This is Donatello Spaghetti."  For some reason that was the funniest thing that I had ever heard for a long time.
May 23 2007 2:54PM
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ThaLetterM.
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my best friends neighbor is named Richard Firm.
May 23 2007 3:35PM
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Peter.
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my mom knew a kid name Wayne Dwop

May 23 2007 4:04PM
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UNREAL
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I know Richard long. Not a jokester
May 23 2007 4:53PM
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Steezysmurf
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that is fucking hilarious!

by the way.. how about that soccer star 'kaka' hahahahah!!!
May 23 2007 5:01PM
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MRICK28
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there was this thing in the paper that said

John Richards legally changes name to Heywood Jablowme
May 23 2007 6:11PM
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doublexl
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what about Di Licious. this kids mom at my school has that name.
May 23 2007 8:21PM
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GnarBurger
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Hung Lo
May 23 2007 8:32PM
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Xave
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ahahhahah nice one
May 23 2007 8:41PM
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Mat.
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haha this thread is fucking gold
May 24 2007 3:29PM
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scientist
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annie reckshone
May 24 2007 3:35PM
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Steezysmurf
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i just remembered another awesome one...

at my friend's school there is a foreign guy with the first name 'assfun' HAHAHA
May 29 2007 11:08PM
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BigJew
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I think it's in coruoroy, a guy named Titlus. Thank god that's not a girl.
May 29 2007 11:39PM
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SirFryanator
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theres a dad of a girl whos name is dick head
May 29 2007 11:44PM
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