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WoW... what is this world coming to.

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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
From Craigslist:


An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m
Date: 2007-04-08, 8:07PM EDT


Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me.

You have to have an account on the laughing skull server and I want the 5000 gold BEFORE we do anything, we can make the trade at your place since I can't host. EDIT: Because I am having a lot of dumb guys message me who clearly don't have the gold make SURE to send: a picture of yourself and a screenshot of your character with the 5000g, I will be checking armory profiles, thanks.

I play a level 70 night elf druid and would prefer someone who was into roleplaying (I have a costume!) but honestly anyone will do, as long as you have the gold. I would also be ok with a woman too, as long as you have the gold! Also not adverse to the idea of groups\anal.

Please send a pic and be real and drug\disease free with 5000 gold on the laughing skull server.


* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 308349637


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/308349637.html
May 22 2007 1:40AM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
Haha. that has to be jokes. And If it isn't that is just completely outrageous
May 22 2007 1:41AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
i wish i could ban that person...from the world
May 22 2007 1:41AM
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Eleven
Posts: 688 - Karma: 10
she is probably hideous
May 22 2007 1:42AM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
i cant wait to fuck a pimply pointy titted geek wearing an elf suit! maybe we'll write a program together that makes our profiles on WoW fuck too!
May 22 2007 1:43AM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,131
I think I'm happy I don't understand most of that.
May 22 2007 1:43AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
whaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuucccck
May 22 2007 1:47AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
damn..... i only have 4,500 gold!!! maybe if i dont buy that armor upgrade i'll be able to afford it by next week
May 22 2007 1:54AM
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goodfriend
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
this is one girl the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" would work on.
May 22 2007 2:13AM
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goodfriend
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
where do you send pictures to? I play a Level 70 Worthless Fuck and I already have like 20,000 gold. 5,000 is definitely expensive for a WoW whore, usually they go for around 2,000
May 22 2007 2:17AM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
the ytmnd on it is awesome:
http://epicslut.ytmnsfw.com/
May 22 2007 2:17AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
My friend has his epic mount, that 5.5k gold is tough to get!
May 22 2007 2:21AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
hahaha... that's quite sad.
May 22 2007 2:24AM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
Oh my...
May 22 2007 2:35AM
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soradrightnow
Posts: 318 - Karma: 10
What I wanna know is what kind of fucking shit you have to be looking for to find that posting in the first place
May 22 2007 2:46AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
yes JD... do elaborate. or... don't. :P
May 22 2007 2:49AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
I thought you guys could.
May 22 2007 3:19AM
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Swampy
Posts: 547 - Karma: 73
LOL, she's such a fucking loser, in her reply she calls everyone making fun of her failures and claims she got laid, what a dumbass bitch.
May 22 2007 3:41AM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
holy shit, thats just gross. i don't even want to imagine what this lady looks like
May 22 2007 3:47AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
"Best of Craigslist" Postings. Check this one out.


Operation Heavenly Hogpile - m4w
Date: 2007-04-13, 4:13PM CDT


Calling all BBWs and SSBBWs! Help make a dream come true! This is America, god damn it, and I'm an American, and there is no reason in the world why my freakiest fantasy can't be fulfilled. I recently sold my pool table in my rec room to make space for Operation Heavenly Hogpile. I covered the floor with 6 layers of foam padding, and 1/4" rubber shower liner on top. I've got 3 cases of baby oil, half a dozen strap-ons and several days' worth of classic bluegrass music piped through a kick-ass sound system. I've even prearranged to have Dominoes deliver buffalo wings, pizza, and cheesy bread every hour all weekend. All I need is 8-12 big (BIG!) lovely ladies to join the fun. Get naked, get oiled up, consume what you want, wrestle around, make a great big tangle of jiggly womanhood. I want to roll around on a cellulite sea and stick it in every hole, crevice and fold you've got. Applicants must be prepared to remove every hair on their bodies, including head hair. Eyebrows are ok, but not a single follicle anywhere else.

If you're not heavy enough to get fucked in a fold of elbow fat, don't bother responding. If you're over 18, have a minimum BMI of 35, and are ready for the best fucking time of your life, send me a photo.

Google 'calculate BMI' to find out yours if you don't know it.

God bless.

* Location: Twin Cities
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 311389629

... I have to ask. When were you in the Twin Cities?
May 22 2007 4:59AM
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Sdot.
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 4,488
Um... wow. Both of those are just, wow. Nice, John.

I calculated my BMI, and according to four different sites, I'm underweight. Fuck that, man, I'm just a lankass.
May 22 2007 5:49AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
I have seen for myself the effects that WoW has on people...

Not a pretty sight.

Oh, and gross.
May 22 2007 6:28AM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
oh jesus
May 22 2007 9:40AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Hahaha, both are all kinds of wrong, but fucking hilarious at the same time.

I love that the guy has alrady converted his rec room before recruiting any fatties. I wonder what his friends say when they see a rubber covered room, littered with strap ons and lube? Actually scrub that, he probably doesn't have any friends.
May 22 2007 10:09AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
hahaha. sick.
May 22 2007 11:13AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
who knew playing WOW could get you laid
May 22 2007 11:19AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
agreed
May 22 2007 11:25AM
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SeanK
Posts: 702 - Karma: 130
i have a costume!
May 22 2007 11:27AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
why does that have to be where i live. thats got to be the most fucking disgusting thhing ive ever heard of
May 22 2007 11:31AM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I love it.

But honestly there is good $$$ to be made form MMO's if you know how to work the system.

I made just under $5000 playing WoW, or better yet NOT playing WoW. Just ran a bot to get characters up to 60 before they released the expansion. Had around 20 different accounts all with 3 lvl 60 characters on them. Took me maybe a month or so to achieve, and in under 3 days I had about $4800.

That's just in WoW too.

In Ultima Online I was able to sell just ONE of my accounts for $9800.
May 22 2007 11:41AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
holy shit some people need to get a life. like skiing:)
May 22 2007 11:41AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
WoW indeed.
May 22 2007 12:03PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
I'm calling BS... no way you made that much money by selling some computerized character...
May 22 2007 12:06PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
Call BS all you want haha.

May 22 2007 12:09PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
You sound ignorant though so maybe you will want to reconsider.
May 22 2007 12:10PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
WOW!!
May 22 2007 1:02PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Nah that might be a little farfetched but it is pretty close to being legit. I have an account right now with 3 level 70's on it, all geared out as shit from my brothers and I playing...I could probalby get at least $2000-$3000 for it.
May 22 2007 1:39PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
if you found desperate people, you could get more... far more.
May 22 2007 1:41PM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
that game, if thats what their talking about, is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay
May 22 2007 1:42PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Bahahahha, that's so great. Couldn't she get arrested for prostitution? Or... no?
May 22 2007 1:49PM
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freeski07
Posts: 696 - Karma: 47
ahahahha same here
May 22 2007 1:51PM
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hugedoinker
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
8llllllllllllllllllllD (.)(.)
May 22 2007 1:57PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
hshahahahaha
May 22 2007 4:36PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
there was omething on comcast about a lady selling sex for WOW gold
May 22 2007 4:42PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
hahahahhahahahahah what a sad, sad individual
May 22 2007 4:43PM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
that is straight up hawt, gold for sex, imma go buy some on ebay now.
May 22 2007 4:47PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
ahhh haha
May 22 2007 5:49PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
i'm so confused...
May 22 2007 6:24PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i hope thats a joke. if its not, god help/kill that person
May 22 2007 6:48PM
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teh_bener
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
lol..dood.. they r not so much if u have rep.. so mayb u culd get away with only giving a hand job or dome
May 22 2007 11:09PM
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