Member of the Month

hi_vis360
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Solve this bitch!

profile picture
vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
May 21 2007 7:33PM
0 0
profile picture
vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
whooops
May 21 2007 7:34PM
0 0
profile picture
killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
panda
wherees my prize?
May 21 2007 7:35PM
0 0
profile picture
vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
nope
May 21 2007 7:36PM
0 0
profile picture
killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

j.d._may?

May 21 2007 7:39PM
0 0
profile picture
00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
shadow?
May 21 2007 7:42PM
0 0
profile picture
thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
satan
May 21 2007 7:43PM
0 0
profile picture
Bloom.
Posts: 3542 - Karma: 13,314
Hellen keller i win
May 21 2007 8:00PM
0 0
profile picture
*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
haha
May 21 2007 8:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
water? i dunno
May 21 2007 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Time?
May 21 2007 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
?
May 21 2007 8:42PM
0 0
profile picture
ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
thats what i thought
May 21 2007 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 149
air?
May 21 2007 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Light?
May 21 2007 8:44PM
0 0
profile picture
TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 149
im pretty sure thats the fastest thing
May 21 2007 8:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a hurricane, i dont know
May 21 2007 8:51PM
0 0
profile picture
TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
A mirror timebomb runned by a window 95 system.
May 21 2007 8:54PM
0 0
profile picture
bigdaddytmac
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 14
the herb of life
May 21 2007 8:54PM
0 0
profile picture
andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
i think it might be water like somone above me said.
May 21 2007 8:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
that's what i thought.
May 21 2007 8:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
What has four legs in the morning,
two legs in the afternoon,
and three legs at night?
May 21 2007 9:00PM
0 0
profile picture
anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
a person.
crawls on 4, then walks on 2, then has a cane/walking stick.
May 21 2007 9:03PM
0 0
profile picture
El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
A human! Four legs in the morning (beginning of life)=crawling baby, two legs in the afternoon (mid-life)=walking adult, three legs at night (old age)=old person with walking stick.

Oh and about the first riddle, my guess would be either shadow or water. That's a hard one!
May 21 2007 9:04PM
0 0
profile picture
pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
a person
May 21 2007 9:04PM
0 0
profile picture
andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
phrased differently than your answer. your answer would be questioned by what uses 4 legs, then 2, then 3, then 0? a person.
May 21 2007 9:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
i would have to guess sperm
May 21 2007 10:08PM
0 0
profile picture
SeanK
Posts: 702 - Karma: 130
rain
May 21 2007 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
thats what i was thinking
May 21 2007 10:43PM
0 0
profile picture
JonH.A.M.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 12
Sloth?
May 21 2007 10:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
Riddle of the Sphinx
May 21 2007 10:46PM
0 0
profile picture
trustey88
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
god?
May 21 2007 10:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
thats what i was gonna say lol
May 21 2007 10:51PM
0 0
profile picture
s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
Chuck Norris ?
May 21 2007 10:53PM
0 0
profile picture
jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
vagina
May 21 2007 10:58PM
0 0
profile picture
skinlikewinter
Posts: 170 - Karma: 15
love?
May 21 2007 11:08PM
0 0
profile picture
SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
no doubt. hes just to pussy to admit that he was conquered
May 21 2007 11:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
I was going to say air, but after reviewing this thread a "shadow" sounds more correct.
May 21 2007 11:35PM
0 0
profile picture
jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
mat's 2 legged horse?
May 21 2007 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
a pony? no wait unicorn yep definitely a unicorn
May 21 2007 11:39PM
0 0
profile picture
nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
effects of acid
May 21 2007 11:58PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)