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If i make honor roll once next year i get a new escalade!!!

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KravtZ
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YEEAAAAAAAAAAAA so pumped hopefully i get it
May 20 2007 10:18PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
every time someone makes a thread like this everyone on NS just fuckin makes such a big deal out of it
May 21 2007 12:14AM
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goodfriend
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10


Fuck you


May 21 2007 12:16AM
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J.D.
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Signature: "Stop the hate people, NS is here for love."

Amazing.
May 21 2007 2:27AM
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skialpental
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
im sorry but this is bs man i mean my dad lectured me on getting all A`s and 1 b but if you just make the honor roll you get a escalade i mean ill just get a pat on the back if i get on the honor roll.
May 21 2007 2:43AM
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zesty_buddy
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man all i want is some car that will get me up the hill
May 21 2007 4:04AM
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Sdot.
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Aww, you beat me to it. :(
May 21 2007 6:18AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
some body has a case of the mooooooondays
May 21 2007 6:25AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
good luck mang
May 21 2007 6:46AM
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Worst.NS.Member
Posts: 703 - Karma: 11
'lol, amerikkka'
May 21 2007 7:34AM
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jp_draves
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 37
its not hard to make the honour roll. and most kids that are promised this shit are probably to stupid to make the honour roll anways. Dont screw this up
May 21 2007 8:37AM
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Bardolph
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Fuck that if my family got a car for every quarter my brother and i are on the honor roll we would need a bigger garage then Jay Leno. That dumb. If i make the honor roll i get a good job, Keep up the good work.
May 21 2007 8:50AM
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freeski07
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im at a fuckin prep school. yeah it is.

as for the kid that gets the escalade, ur incredibly spoiled.
May 21 2007 8:54AM
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BSI
Posts: 646 - Karma: 38
White cars are for chicks.
May 21 2007 10:26AM
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nitsua
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im on honor rolll and i dont even have a car. wow.
May 21 2007 10:47AM
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ax_murderer
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thats the easiest deal ive ever heard of
May 21 2007 10:59AM
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lorida
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Haha.

The new Escalades drive like lanky pieces of shit. Interior's nice though.

I'd opt for an RS4, A6 or A8 instead...amazing to drive and BALLIN'! Audi's got some tight cars nowadays.



And whoever said that this kid's parents are smart...HAHAHA. This whole ordeal proves their negligence.
May 21 2007 11:13AM
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aja_kiki
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id sell it for the money
May 21 2007 11:13AM
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wils.
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good luck
May 21 2007 11:36AM
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skifree919
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haha i can't believe you fuckin said that. You are an idiot. My parents are smart, I am smart, but they are also smart enough to teach me not to be a materialistic moron. The town I grew up in is full of some of the most retarded, spoiled kids. Are their parents smart? Possibly. Are they good parents? A ton of them, no. They spoil their kids rotten. Money has only a TINY bit to do with being intelligent. Parents who spoil their kids are not good parents
May 21 2007 11:43AM
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Shpadoinkle
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only really girly ones.
i have to have either dark blue or black.

"oh, black leather. just how snoop would do it!"
May 21 2007 12:08PM
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DANETRON
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i knew from the title this thread would be gay

May 21 2007 12:16PM
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DANETRON
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what do you want an escalde for any way? stupidest waste of space gas ever
May 21 2007 12:17PM
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-justice-
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true that.
May 21 2007 12:31PM
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UNREAL
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When I make the honour roll, i get a cookie and a sub at quiznos
May 21 2007 12:47PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Driving is kinda tough actually and takes concentration, I would bet a lot of young kids total or at least bang up their first car. On that note good luck not killing someone.
May 21 2007 1:25PM
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eastAR5
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thats cool man

i know how it is to be ripped on for this kinda shit its dumb
May 21 2007 2:58PM
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strode
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you make me sick.

"oooh if i don't fuck up my dad will replace the silver spoon in my mouth with a gold one"

congratulations on failing at one of life's lessons. i'm sure it's not the first or last time it will happen to you. but from the sound of it you'll just get stuff handed to you for the rest of your life so it doesn't even matter.

i probably shouldn't even be mad at you. it's your parent's fault in the first place you're so fucked up.

i'm going to go vomit now. have fun never knowing the true value of anything in your life.
May 21 2007 3:10PM
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strode
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you'll probably get all pissed like the super sweet 16 chicks on mtv when daddy gets you the wrong color escalade too.

why did i decide to click on NSG today? wtf is wrong with me?

resuming vomiting now.
May 21 2007 3:13PM
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skifree919
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word
May 21 2007 3:46PM
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SeanK
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wish i was that lucky
May 21 2007 5:22PM
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Krush
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fuck you, spoiled little bitch
May 21 2007 5:23PM
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Krush
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dont worry, im sure his parents will just pay for it.  spoiled fuck
May 21 2007 5:28PM
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Joan
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thats nice but get a bio diesel one so we can ski in 5 years
May 21 2007 5:31PM
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crooks
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But at the end of the day, this is still you...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7519011872468826452&q=backyard+ski&hl=en
May 21 2007 5:31PM
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killabees
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shut the fuck up mang, we all ski and that shits not cheap. im sure ur parents used to pay for some of your shit. its a gift, dont be a dick bout it
May 21 2007 6:48PM
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00000000
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bahahahahaha its hilarious to see all the people hating...

what the fuck did he do wrong? If my pops was gonna buy me a brand new whip just for getting on honor roll I'd be happy as fuck and probably let people know

Am I jealous? fuck yeah, but at least I can admit it unlike half the people in here giving him shit. Stop assuming you know him, nobody here knows his situation, or his family's, so cut him some slack





May 21 2007 6:51PM
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skiwoj
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you are gonna have a rough time making honor role if you can't even spell chrome correctly there champ
May 21 2007 6:55PM
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asonUnique
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you must be a dumbass or you really dont give a fuck. im the latter and still pull off a 3.7. one rich bastard though
May 21 2007 7:14PM
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Black-Bandanna
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I'd rather have my Silverado than an Escalade anyday.


Good luck though man, I hope you get it.
May 21 2007 7:16PM
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[[Totoro]]
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oh sick dude! a fuckin escalade on 22s!?!!?! You're gonna get so much tang with that whip.

/sarcasm
May 21 2007 7:17PM
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TheButterHashira
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escalades are the shit fuck all of yall that say they are crap or talk about reviews its a big ass caddie that this kid will prbly get ass all through school for having
May 21 2007 7:20PM
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skifree919
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ok mang, theres a differnece between buying skis for a kid (my parents make me search ALL options for the best deal first anywyas) and buying a car for having honor roll in HIGH SCHOOL. Getting honor roll in hihg school is not hard. I mean its not the kids fault, but his parents are not teaching him teh value of a dollar. If my parents flat out offered me an escalade or an expensive car, i would reject it. I would ask for a cheaper car, and save a ton of the money, or use it to travel the world. I would never drive an escalade just because iw ould feel like a d bag, especially if my parents paid for it.
May 21 2007 7:22PM
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lushlaxstr
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you might as well buy an Suburban. they are both the same GM pieces of shit
May 21 2007 7:23PM
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chickenwang
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wow
just like some other people i get the "good job, keep it up" pat on the back speech
i know kids who get paid like 50$ fo A's 25$ for B's and 5$ for C's and i think thats bull shit
May 21 2007 7:25PM
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[[Totoro]]
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yeah my parents never motivated me with cars or money. They didnt really care what grades I got because they knew that if I got bad grades I wasn't doing anything except fucking up my own future. For me motivation is getting good grades so i can go to college, get a good job, and then buy shit i want with my OWN money.
May 21 2007 7:30PM
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Shpadoinkle
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good for you, bro.
that's the way everyone should be.
May 21 2007 9:19PM
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timmi
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guys you gotta stop being jelous of this guy. his parents clearly have enough money to buy him a car and are trying to motivate him (some kids just arent motivated)
if you have the money fuckin go for it!
May 21 2007 9:28PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Congrats man on having no taste what-so-ever and letting everyone on NS know your a spoiled little shit.
May 21 2007 10:14PM
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t_rob
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ok we got a lot of shit to adress here so i'll start with the quote.

1. i wish dr. harriet B.L. Robinson PhD would buy her son an esclade. i think shes smart enough to make some money to buy me a sca-lade. but no, shed rather have her money spent on the many years she plans to be retired and hang out with her over 50 years old ski club friends. I've never really been rewarded for making the honor roll or anything like that. its basically expected even though i'm not usually on it. I think i got a yoyo for making the honor roll once.

2. to the thread creator: i take it your either going to be getting your lisance next year, graduating or bullshitting us. either way sick ride. one of my sisters students has one and hes 16/17 so this isn't the most farfetched thing i've ever heard. its deffiantly happened before. but judging when you give "nice" vechiles to very overprivlidged drivers IE. my super sweet sixteen. bad thigns happen. i turned that show on for a minute. some chick did some nice damage to her brand new BENZ SUV and then tried to tell the camera she was a good driver. i don't belive that. I've probably put my saab through a lot stickier situations than her and haven't even scratched my paint. (there have been a few times when i was like holy shit, how did i not just lose my door but thats a topic for another thread.

3. if you go to public school and are top 5 richest in your school expect to lose paint on a weekly basis. it doesn't matter how popular you are or how intimidating you are some asshole is always going to be "jealous" or pissed off that you have a nicer ride then him becasue your parents made good decisions with their lives.



instead of reading that heres what you really need to know: if your car is worth more than most people make in a year then you should not be driving it unless you've logged some hours in all imagible conditions.
May 21 2007 10:20PM
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Krush
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yea, but i never got a fucking escalade you moron
May 21 2007 10:42PM
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