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Tobacco Rap

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
Before you smoke that crap
You need to listen to my Tobacco Rap

There are many things you should know
About the stuff we call tobacco
Cigarettes aren’t cheap
7 bucks a pack, cause yellow teeth
You want to be part of the scene
Then you become addicted to the nicotine
I hope you enjoy your cancer stick
While you cough down the chemical: arsenic
It’s used in rat poison, that’s just the start
Soon you’ll get cancer of the heart
Be careful of the friends that you choose
With peer pressure, in the end you’ll lose
Smoking is stupid, use yo head
You’re breathing in toxins full of lead

Now the rap is done
I got to run
But I hope you change your ways
Stop smoking cigarettes in these troubled days
May 17 2007 3:39PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
i am going to smoke half a pack between now and tomorrow morning
May 17 2007 3:46PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i know smoking is bad for you, but i smoke maybe 2 cigars a week or so, i think if you keep in moderation youll be straight...just dont get addicted. and yes its possible to just not get addicted as long as you mentally dont want to.
May 17 2007 3:50PM
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parkchilla
Posts: 445 - Karma: 12
i like a cig every once in a while
May 17 2007 3:58PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
thats the gayest shit i've EVER read
May 17 2007 4:09PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
hahahahahaha

thats what i said two years ago.
May 17 2007 4:34PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
I don't know why I just posted my anti-smoking rap for health class on newschoolers
May 17 2007 4:51PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,323
its hard as hell to quit once you're addicted, no one should start.
May 17 2007 5:09PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
yeah i really only smoke like a cig or two a week also
May 17 2007 5:36PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
i dont smoke but that was so gay I might just have to go buy a pack
May 17 2007 5:46PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
im not big on the whole anti-smoking thing, but from personal experience, a couple cigarettes on the weekend with your buddies at a party turns into a habit pretty quick.
May 17 2007 6:13PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
mmmm. cigars.
May 17 2007 6:17PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
7 bucks a pack yeh right
May 17 2007 6:18PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
that's how much a pack costs in chicago. that is dick sucking prices. thank god i don't live in chicago and don't buy cigs.
May 17 2007 6:51PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
SMOKE BLUNTS NOT CIGS
May 17 2007 7:37PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
addiction can just as easily be a physical thing. And to say as long as you don't want to, you will not get addicted is stupid. Do you honestly think that people who are addicted to things like heroin or even to just cigs wanted to get addicted. I am not saying you are going to get addicted, it was just a stupid thing to say.
May 17 2007 7:45PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
2 cigaretes a week will turn to three then four and before you know it a pack a week then two packs untill you start smocking a pack a day thena pack and a half then 2 packs.  then 2 cigarets at a time and 4 packs a day soon youl be smoking 7 cigarets at a time and 12 packs a day untill you have to cary around a garbage bag to put all your ash in.  then youl be so pour the only source of nicotine you can get is in nicotine patches that you can steel because their not behind the counter so youl start overdosing in nicotine patches and pass out on the sidewalk and end up in jail.

cigaretes=jail
May 17 2007 7:51PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
that is about as legit as what i have in my sig
May 17 2007 7:54PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
hahaha.
May 17 2007 8:55PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
hahahaha
May 17 2007 9:16PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
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May 17 2007 9:18PM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15
roll em
May 17 2007 9:21PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
hahahahaha
oh man, i had a good laugh at that one. you sounded so totally serious in the begining. I wish i could fit that whole thing in my sig.
May 17 2007 9:27PM
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kingarthurs
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
people can smoke if they want to. they know the risks, its their desicion, so i dont get why everyone has to be a fucking preacher and think that only their way is the right way. so long as i dont have to be around people when they are smoking cigs, i dont care if they smoke. why should anyone.
May 17 2007 9:35PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
wow expensive. packs here are like 3.50 -5
May 17 2007 9:47PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
i enjoy ciggeretes just for the buzz, i try not to smoke alot so i always buzz
May 17 2007 10:21PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
das wut i do
May 17 2007 11:10PM
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