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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
sam fatty caylor has a chick in his room.....
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 20 2003 2:50AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
small yellow bird? why so hard to immagine?



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Jul 20 2003 2:52AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Holy shit! Quick Sammy boy, grab a video camera quick before the Chinese delivery woman leaves! :)

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 20 2003 2:58AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yes its true. she is next to me in a love seat and she is asleep right now.



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
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Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 20 2003 3:25AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
quick rape her.
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Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Jul 20 2003 3:31AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
how much do roofies go for now a days anyways?
-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Jul 20 2003 3:37AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
how much do roofies go for now adays?
-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Jul 20 2003 3:39AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
fack dude I'm joking, sam knows, he obviously didn't drug her, so props.
-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Jul 20 2003 3:43AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
hope this isnt too big . just took it.

when your as hot as me you cant but help go after me. :P

oh, and i lost weight





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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 20 2003 4:18AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
AHHAHA SAM YOU DIRTY FUCKER!

Supa Dupa Sam says:
wow porn on showtime
Supa Dupa Sam says:
and mylady is sleeping right here
Supa Dupa Sam says:
should i give her a little present?

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Jul 20 2003 4:24AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
AHHAHA SAM YOU DIRTY FUCKER!

Supa Dupa Sam says:
wow porn on showtime
Supa Dupa Sam says:
and mylady is sleeping right here
Supa Dupa Sam says:
should i give her a little present?

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Jul 20 2003 4:25AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469


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Jul 20 2003 4:25AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
thanks chris. for some reason it wouldnt load for me



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 20 2003 4:28AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha Sam! You're so bad... I don't know if she'd like that much. You DO want to keep her for more than one night, right?

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jul 20 2003 4:43AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
The victim...lol...naw kidin ya sammy...



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Jul 20 2003 4:44AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
take a picture of the chick


'WHY aren't you having anything to drink!? Choooose one making you better feeling!'
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'Is Mike Nick and Mike Wilson the same people?'
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Jul 20 2003 10:11AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
holy crap, what happened?
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

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Jul 20 2003 12:40PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
alright the pic didnt work for me and i feel left out, someone tell me

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 20 2003 12:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
its just sam looking all fat and sexy for his chick that he had in his room.

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Jul 20 2003 12:48PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
hmm, sam sent me a picture of her...lol somone host it for me

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Jul 20 2003 2:11PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
post it on ns
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Jul 20 2003 2:31PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
then it comes up under my profile...thats just weird...


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Jul 20 2003 2:34PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
hahahah how the hell did you pull that sam


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jul 20 2003 2:38PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
girls are good
i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
Jul 20 2003 3:07PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
does this mean we have to the the 'im a memeber of the lets help sam loose weight so he can possibly get a girl club' out of our signitures?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson


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Jul 20 2003 4:13PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Here's the lucky girl


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Jul 20 2003 4:32PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
no just change it to: 'im a memeber of the lets help sam loose weight so he can possibly get a Hot girl club'
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Jul 20 2003 4:40PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
or, the lets help sam lose weight so he can get a girl INTO BED club
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jul 20 2003 9:01PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
dude why didnt u rub one off onto her face!

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 20 2003 9:06PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hahahahahahaha
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

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Jul 20 2003 9:09PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
who in the rigth mind would let sam caylor babysit their 8yr old daughter
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Jul 20 2003 9:17PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
oh shit! thats my sister! dont fuck her sam! she has many STDs!
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jul 20 2003 9:45PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
haha fatty has a microwave in his room
Jul 20 2003 9:50PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
YAY SAM!
-Pat
WBP|films

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EMTAE
Jul 20 2003 9:50PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
am i missing something here? why is she sleeping? unless you guys already got it on theres no reason for that.


'WHY aren't you having anything to drink!? Choooose one making you better feeling!'
-Tom Green

'Is Mike Nick and Mike Wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//

-Member of the OTC-

Jul 20 2003 10:24PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
man, honestly snosty is thinking here, and a good point. she still appears to be clothed, and thats a small SINGLE seater chair...
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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
Jul 20 2003 10:30PM
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sugarloafer1990
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 9
that first 'chick'was pretty fine.






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jul 20 2003 10:41PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
oh i know. the first 'chick' was the hottest 'chick' ever!



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 20 2003 10:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
so did you fuck her?

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Jul 20 2003 11:06PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^no.





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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 20 2003 11:52PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
nice new icon
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Jul 20 2003 11:53PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yes suh. i like it eh



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 20 2003 11:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
too bad sam. It'll come someday.

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FARP Forum
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Jul 21 2003 12:02AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
you need to get rid of that microwave sam its too tempting for you
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Jul 21 2003 3:24AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
the thing its sitting on is a mini fridge :P

me and my brother share an apt.



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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
EMTAE FO LIFE!
Jul 21 2003 3:26AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
congrats man... fuck her hard

Jigga say wha??
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Jul 21 2003 12:08PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^hey, you dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact, sometimes thats not right- to do
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jul 21 2003 12:32PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ok, so is this just a friend who is female, or are you actually dating her?
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Jul 21 2003 1:37PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Hahahah, this is the funniest thread I've ever seen.... hahahaha. perfect.... extremely untasteful but nonetheless... hehehehe.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

FUN COME ALIVE
Jul 21 2003 1:51PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
page, did you screw her sam!? haha, dont let her find out her picture is on the net. That probably wouldnt go over too well.. go sam!
-Jason

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Jul 21 2003 1:59PM
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