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Health project, anyone wanna help?
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i have to make up an ad for a cigarette, and i need to come up with a name for them. something like cancer sticks. i cant use cancer sticks because thats an example my teacher gave during class. i cant really think of any ideas
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death tubes? we had something just like that only it was for tobacco
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cough rods
pipe de-cleaners
lung busters
emphezim-er dreamers
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"ciggerettes, better than a dick"
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"only homosexuals smoke fags"
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i have the same project too
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"everybody knows these are bad for you but we still think youre dumb enough to smoke them" too long?
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i already have a slogan thing, and im using cough rods so i dont need anymore help. thanks guys
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mine is lung darts. what do u think about my slogan. "First you start at 501, next your life is done."
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we have a health project where you need to make a rap about not smoking, care to help?
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i have to do a huge health prject on STD's and today i asked my teacher if we could show pictures, she answered with "only if they're approiate, you can show some to "scare" but none to just show a shlong." hahahha it was hilarious, she was like and you can only use the word sholng in health class.
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yo, cigarrettes, give me tourettes, shit fuck cock dick nigger fag cunt.
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yo turn up my headphones
too loud
TOO FUCKING LOUD!
K thats good
yo im walkin down the street
watchin people smokin fags
bein chased by gangsta smoke
and they tryn make me gag.
the refuse the 1st hand
but the 2nd clasps my throat
dont matter if ismoke or not
2nd hand smokell kill a bloke
now i be fighin crocks wit monster cocks
and monster glocks
but ill take my chances here
cuz if i smoke now im already in the cross hairs
a victimized deer
say what i just wana holla at my boys down in kansas
doin field work n shit
dorothy o dorthy u an toto are some crazy bitches
out
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hahahaha
and the
cigarettes, better than dicks"
those were great.
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"Carcinogenic Rod" its not cancer stick!
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Your poem or song is not going to get much better then that^
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Check out what the UK has been putting on cigg packs...
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