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Mothers Day

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clint
Posts: 978 - Karma: 31
So, I forgot to get a card for my mom. So I'm making her one. I've got the card made and all but I don't know what I should write. So who wants to help me?
May 13 2007 12:59AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
dear mom. i love you, happy mother day
dude no matter what shes gonna cry...its what moms do.
May 13 2007 1:00AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137

i hate you. go slit yor wrists. your a fat bitch. your a whore and im going to tell dad that your having an affair if you dont give me three million dollars

May 13 2007 1:02AM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
That might make her cry too.  In a different way though.
May 13 2007 1:05AM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
draw a picture
then write about some fun time you had with her when u were like 5.
shell love it.
May 13 2007 1:20AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
i bought her orchids...ope that'll do.
May 13 2007 1:55AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
i got drunk tonight. so on my way home, i told my friend to go to the 24 hour cvs. and i got a card. i'm awesome.
May 13 2007 1:59AM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
i was going to buy a card
with hearts of pink and red
but i figured i would rather
spend the money on me instead

its awfully hard to buy things
when ones allowance is so small
so i guess you're pretty lucky
i got you anything at all

so happy mothers day to you
there, i said it, now im done
so how about getting out of bed
and making breakfast for your son?



it only works if you wake her up and give it to her in bed, though.
May 13 2007 2:43AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
that was awsome, but to make evrything all good you give her the real card and breakfast,
May 13 2007 10:10AM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
fucking hilarious
May 13 2007 10:23AM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
you just took that from calvin and hobbes





i thought ahead and ordered my mom flowers and they were delievered to our door.
talk about class.
May 13 2007 11:11AM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
I am breaking my back working in a pile of dirt planting sunflowers for mothers day, not including the various meals Im wipping up. I am the ultimate son. This is really hard though because Im trying to have sex with as many mothers as I can on this day (that aernt my own of course), and I've only gotten 2 so far. Tough life eh?
May 13 2007 1:34PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
im the worst sin ever all i did was help with breakfast and bought my mom some like 10 dollare coffe
May 13 2007 1:39PM
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