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If you take a cube and grope it
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well if you really want it you can have it. cottage cheese and all. well be my guest if you really believe in it it will only tell you that you will loose the next round against the know it all if you really believe so that the tator sauce will spill from my ears but only if you really wish that kind of evil on someone lysergic acid 19 is only good if you take a small dose but only that will help AIDS in africa if you really want that to happen then you will have to walk with a piano on your back to etheopia and back. thats how i see things, things are wierd, things in my head are wierd and i cant control my thoughts are my actions my words are my thoughts, if only the sun grew in gardens then life would just be better off and remember kids dont play with guns they will shoot sour strings at you and you will be force to eat them
god bless jones soda
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one day i was walking down the street and i meet the man in the bowler hat that always beats me there before me and he said hey would you like some in a ukraine accent and i was like how long will it last and he said about 5 minutes so i smoked it and i fell and fell until i couldnt fall no more and this white light shown from where the da wize man once was and i heard a voice coming from the light. and he said do you have any snuffs and i was like if i had some i would have the big number 5 on my forehead you know that. then he started to play abariginal music with his mind. and he started to form from the light and it was an old man with a beard and he went by the name socrates. he told me that if 2+3=5 then what is x+3=100000000000 i told him i finally understand what life is like and what is going around me in this space and time. he told me that one day humans will be beyond space and time and that we will not have the need for money and time. it will be a utopia of peace and harmony. together we will live in peace if you want it. so i went to the place that i know very well and sat there where there were pheasants and deer playing games and i thought to my self what if life was fake what if this was all a dream and i now believe life is a dream and we are just all dead. WAKE UP PEOPLE! it is time for a revolution. the key to life is playing rune scape and living in harmony. then i pulled a music box from the crane that is rusty and i started to listen to this musical group called infected mushroom and there music spoke words to me that i have never heard of in my life. if every time some one tells you that you are not good and they try to put you down just put your hand in the face and tell them jesus will come for you. trust me cream cheese custards are not as good as you think they are.
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hell if you dont believe me ask the spider that lives in the web on the street with no name
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you been shooting saliva?
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is that even possible? injecting salvia? how would that work?
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if you count butter as a number than yes
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im too fucked up for this. did it make sense to anyone else?
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Dennis_Reynoldssame
Doubt it, bro
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this thread killed my brain cells
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