George washington may have died with his pants down

sooo i was at borders reading this really bizarre random sex facts book with my friend bailey anddd we came across some disconcerting facts.

dont know if its bs or not ...but i pondered that shit haha

so. supposedly george washington died shortly after he jumped out of a ladies window with his trousers down. yes "trousers" he didnt die from falling out the window but that was shortly before his death. good to see our first pres was a happy man.

one of adolph hitlers wives killed herself the next day after getting married. he cremated her basically on the spot.no loss to him or anything.

and one of the british prime ministers died during "horizontal refreshment" haha and had to have his "member" surgically removed.

HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT!!! YAHHHH

and the chinese used tortoise shells and leather as conctraception. imagine being fucked by a tortoise shell.

then like a hundred years later they tried frying 16 tadpoles in quicksilver and downing it right after sex. that obviously prevents pregnancy.

the arabs tried jumping 7-9 steps backwards after sex and supposedly they were all set.


i need to buy this book. i dont remember all of it.