i hate this game where you sit... and die
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
>
> 1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports,
> she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
> and
> dip coming.
> Alan, age 10
>
> 2. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
> stuck with.
> Kirsten, age 10
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> 1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
> Camille, age 10
>
> 2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married.
> Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
>
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> 1. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the
> same kids.
> Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> 1. Both don't want any more kids.
> Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> 1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each
> other.
> Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
>
> 2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> 1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers
> and
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> 1. When they're rich.
> Pam, age 7
>
> 2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>
> that.
> Curt, age 7
>
> 3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> 1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
> going to have sex with my wife.
> I don't want to be all grossed out.
> Theodore, age 8
>
> 2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to
> clean up after them.
> Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
> 1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> Kelvin, age 8
>
> 'And the #1 Favorite is....'
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
> Ricky, age 10
