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Whats the best place to take a girl on your first date?
have dinner with her family and....
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear,
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!!
yeppp. if not like invite her somewhere w/ your group of friends to break her in. Bonfires always work really nice. but yeah if your gonna invite her over do like lunch first then bring her back home. try and get your parents away too. renting a movie works as well. do that, trust me. (p.s. do the movie thing more in the day at first to get things rollin)
Ahahaha somebody's never taught a ski lesson before.
Do NOT take her skiing unless she already knows how to. An excellent way to piss her off is to give her a ski lesson yourself, she will blame her failures (unknowingly) on you, and you will get frustrated with her. If she needs a lesson, pay for one or ask somebody who doesnt know her but is your friend or something to give her a lesson.
word im ex-instructor, i can't stand teaching little kids... and teaching all day wastes all the time i would be spending skiing pow or park... its gay ahhhh biggest waste of my time and i only made like 500 bucks all winter
yeah, i only have a couple lessons a day, and i like refuse to teach little kids, they usually give me the advanced lessons. and if they don't i just push the kid down the big hill and chase after them. haha.
haha brough her to some sketch pub/bar/restaurant/place cuz teh legit place (earls) had a gnar waiting list. and made her pay cuz i forgot my wallet! hahaha
but bowling is fun do so that, do something fun for your date NOt somehting fancy