Replying to Would You Rather. V.2.

Must Answer

1)Would you Rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
or
Talk Like Him

2)Would you Rather:
Appear as Yasir Arafat in the mirror
or
Have a bizzare neurological condition where anytime you enter a room the darth vadar theme sounds.
Things to consider=Shaving, Dating, Public Restrooms

3)Would you Rather:
Be Hole Punched to Death
or
Be eaten alive by the cast of Different Strokes
Things to Consider = The Delightful Gary Coleman, Puncture Wounds

4)Would you Rather:
Have sexual organs that glow like ETs heart when you are attracted to someone
or
Have the faint sound of Playground Chatter emanating from your crotch




-ryan kavana
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