Well, im going to tell you guys a story.
Once there was a buetiful garden, and out popped adam, all naked n shit, they ripped his fucking rib out and created a hot naked chick. Then he ate the evil apple, THEN CAME THE MONKEYS! we started to evolve, cave men, fires, drawings on walls, next came the pioneers, and vikings n shit, all these oldschool groups. eventually we inhabited the earth WOOT WOOT, and started to get more technically advanced, poluting our world. Now big ass countries like United States, Japan, etc. are making lots n lots of shit, using big ass machines, that polute our environment, god doesnt like this, so he punish's us by making the polution eat away at our fucking ozone layer, not only making the newzealanders get nasty sun burns, but also allowing global warming to fuck us up. As the polution gets worse, the whole gets bigger, global warming increases= polar ice caps, and ice burgs start to melt. As early as 2030, the ocean could over flow, killing millions on the coastal regions of everywhere. It is expected to happen by 2050, but as soon as 2030, The coastal regions of every continent could be buried by the sea. Just thought i'd let you bitches know how fucked we are, and that we really shoulda just stayed as those naked people in the wicked garden.
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