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1212j5j5
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Well, im going to tell you guys a story.

Once there was a buetiful garden, and out popped adam, all naked n shit, they ripped his fucking rib out and created a hot naked chick. Then he ate the evil apple, THEN CAME THE MONKEYS! we started to evolve, cave men, fires, drawings on walls, next came the pioneers, and vikings n shit, all these oldschool groups. eventually we inhabited the earth WOOT WOOT, and started to get more technically advanced, poluting our world. Now big ass countries like United States, Japan, etc. are making lots n lots of shit, using big ass machines, that polute our environment, god doesnt like this, so he punish's us by making the polution eat away at our fucking ozone layer, not only making the newzealanders get nasty sun burns, but also allowing global warming to fuck us up. As the polution gets worse, the whole gets bigger, global warming increases= polar ice caps, and ice burgs start to melt. As early as 2030, the ocean could over flow, killing millions on the coastal regions of everywhere. It is expected to happen by 2050, but as soon as 2030, The coastal regions of every continent could be buried by the sea. Just thought i'd let you bitches know how fucked we are, and that we really shoulda just stayed as those naked people in the wicked garden.
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Jul 16 2003 8:52PM
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Krongos
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dude you should make a movie like the matrix or terminator or the postman where its all depressing
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

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Jul 16 2003 8:55PM
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linemaverick540
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yea dude we are screwed, no more skiing... kinda hard to tak you seriously but i see what your getting at.. at least we are realizing and reducing

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jul 16 2003 8:55PM
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1212j5j5
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i was kinda going for the sarcastic, LOOK WHAT US FUCKS HAVE DOEN TO OURSELVES kinda thing there. but im trying to get mor info right now. keep ya posted.
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Jul 16 2003 8:56PM
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1212j5j5
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The actual problem is the green house effect, the solar heat comes in through the whole, but cant get out= us fuct
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Jul 16 2003 9:02PM
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linemaverick540
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i say we find a way possible to pump so much cool air into the atmosphere that
1.the hot air would cool down
2.the hot air might rise and be forced out of our atmospher because heat rises or it would just like explode or something

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jul 16 2003 9:08PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
a big ass air conditioner.
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Jul 16 2003 9:26PM
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linemaverick540
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hell yea

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jul 16 2003 9:28PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
yeah not a good concept at all, the cool air particles would be warmed up by solar energy reflecting from the surface of the earth and they would warm up too fast to be effective. but keep thinking...


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Jul 16 2003 9:58PM
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rossignolscratch
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
i heard that in i dont no how many years there wouldnt be snow anymore.
and it wasnt that many of years.


but think about it this way,even if the human being gets extinct in 2100,we will be dead and wont no about it.
the human being is sure to extinct sometime.
the latest would be in about 5 billion years when the sun is gonna explode(just like any star)
and we wont have the sun any more





i cant wait for next season...
Jul 16 2003 10:04PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
fuck it, wrap a giant peice of saran wrap around the earth






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Jul 16 2003 10:06PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
thats what the ozone was, but we had our chance, and we fucked it up.
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Jul 16 2003 10:08PM
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rossignolscratch
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i dont want to die





i cant wait for next season...
Jul 16 2003 10:10PM
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Nickskier
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man, this is depressing me
Jul 16 2003 10:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
just buy sunblock and get a big ass freezer thing to keep the iceburgs in control
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Jul 16 2003 10:19PM
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lanks
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or why dont we all just fly off into outer space in our yellow submarines?


Joel
Jul 16 2003 10:23PM
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1212j5j5
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too hot/cold to ski in space.
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Jul 16 2003 10:24PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
remeber global cooling? when all of us were gonna die because of the algae in the oceans freezing and oxygen going down and no freswater? of course you dont. it was in the sixtys. Think about it, the earth goes through periods lke this all of the time. Also, the sun has been heating up and having more solar flares, so we arent entirely to blame.

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Jul 16 2003 10:29PM
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1212j5j5
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no, but hows the ozone gonna heal itself?
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Jul 16 2003 10:31PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i have no idea, for all we know it grows back. maybe it was already going away and does this all of the time. all im saying is dont worry too much about things that probably wont happen in our lifetime.

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Jul 16 2003 10:32PM
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1212j5j5
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juuuuust you wait! but yeah, it wont be that bad, we wont all die, just a few, a lot mor population int he middle of continents.
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Jul 16 2003 10:33PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
dude, that sucks man, im movin to neptune
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Jul 16 2003 10:35PM
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1212j5j5
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har har

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Jul 16 2003 10:38PM
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five0
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im with ya..rather than save the albino siberian naked molerats,they should figure out how to make more ozone
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'he's a very articulate black man'

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Jul 16 2003 10:38PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
dude make your story into a movie, call it, 'Where all fucked', ill go see it.







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Jul 16 2003 10:41PM
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Jackpot
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2020 = freshwater deprivation...only the main countries will have enough water to survive..3rd world will become dead populations...even scarier

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Jul 16 2003 10:43PM
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270oUt
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ok whats gunna happen if this acatully happens with the ozone, is that we will send a series of giant transparent satilite like things into space covering most of earth... these transparent devices will not fully block the sun from earth but reduce the ultra violet rays enough so no damge will be done by the sun to harm the ozone layer... these gigantic transparent devices will act like an artificial ozone layer... therefor making the only problem the exploding of earth.. but that is going to happen in like eleventeen billion years because the sun isn't at that stage yet... so don't worry!! the artificial ozone layer will save us all
Jul 16 2003 10:45PM
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waterville_NH
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obviously you dont understand the good of global warming for the next few generations....the ice will melt creating massive oceans which over time evaporate creating massive clouds which over time block out the sun which leads back to another ice age with tons and tons of snow........there





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Jul 16 2003 10:47PM
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1212j5j5
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nothing can stop it now man, we're fucked, theres no time. I would make a movie, but im a poor ass kid.
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Jul 16 2003 10:48PM
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Ds91260
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are u thinkin what im thinkin? i think a little ethnic/stupid people clensing is in order
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Jul 16 2003 10:48PM
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1212j5j5
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no no no... you dont understand. we're fucked.. nuff said

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Jul 16 2003 10:49PM
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Krongos
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yeah man screw it, lets have fun 'fore the end
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 17 2003 6:19PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
global warming is a natural occurance, the problem is the greenhouse effect, global warming happens ever 10 to 20 thousand years, earths warmth goes in waves because our orbit undulates over time so sometimes were farther from the sun, others we are closer, we're just going into one of the cycles where we are closer, and when we're farther we have an ice age, all we go to do to minimize the effects of the warming is get rid of pollution
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Jul 17 2003 6:22PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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^wow someone halfway intelligent, this is all natural what we have done is so minimal in the long run we may bring it on a year or two earlier and in geological time that aint shit.


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Jul 17 2003 6:24PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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ohh man u know what could happen, if we get enough greenhouse gasses itll push against the ozone so much that it would pop!!! oh shit that would be crazy!


kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 17 2003 6:28PM
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edmonton_skier
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ya we are cuz all the coastal people wil move inland {they obviously wont just stay there and die. comon thats just rediculous } and it will be too paked and only rick peopple will survave and like then people in the wold will e left adn them we will start over and be fucked agin, and start over and be fucked again, adn them we will start over and be fucked agin, and start over and be fucked againadn them we will start over and be fucked agin, and start over and be fucked againadn them we will start over and be fucked agin, and start over and be fucked againadn them we will start over and be fucked agin, and start over and be fucked again THEN SOME ONE WILL FIGURED HOW TO PUT REFRIGERATERS ON ICE BERS AND WE WILL LIVE YAYAYAAYYAYYAYAYAYAY
Jul 17 2003 6:29PM
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Papa
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no it wouldn't, the ozone is just gas like air, but it's lighter so gravity has less effect so it hovers higher than the rest of the gases, it's not a physical thing and won't pop, it will however keep any amount of gas within itself, also we can't create more gas than we already have on earth, we can change it's state, but we cannot create matter so the balance of gas is always the same
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Jul 17 2003 6:30PM
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1212j5j5
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^ right, its not like a big fucking glass ball. he he he.
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Jul 17 2003 7:01PM
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sherLocke
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yeah ozone is just O3.
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Jul 17 2003 8:10PM
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b-ladd
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if this all really happened then there would just be a huge migration to mars
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Jul 17 2003 8:28PM
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1212j5j5
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nope, a- we cant b- they'll just come to central na. and alot to canada.
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Jul 17 2003 8:31PM
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wolfmansbro
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Found somthing interesting out the other day. Ozone is O3 and i work at my family bussiness which is a pool and spa and in the spas they use this thing that changes o2 into O3 that is a sanitizer which is ozone. so why dont we just make a big ass machine to change o2 into o3.
i was also watching this thingy on discovery channel were they said the earth went through these huge weather changes thousands of years ago were for 20 years the earth would be below 30 degrees then it would become really hot then cold and hot agian. these last few thousands of years the earth has leveled out and our climate is the same (seasonally) so global warming is just a natural occurance and will go away over time(houndres or even thousands of years) so i guess if it keeps on warming we are all fucked and have to ski indoors. damn that would suck

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Jul 17 2003 8:43PM
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id drown before i moved to arkansas


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Jul 17 2003 8:45PM
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1212j5j5
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ no way to do so other than take our o2, and fuck us over... then we have no air mor polution.. and more ozone.. just doenst work.
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Jul 17 2003 8:46PM
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wolfmansbro
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we need to plant more trees to make more 02. see if we listend to the hippies back in the 60's then everything would have been alright. i blame Christopher Columbus for ever finding the new world

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Jul 17 2003 9:00PM
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1212j5j5
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ARKANSAS?? WHAT THE HELL??? COME TO CANADA MAN! SAVE YOURSELF!
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Jul 17 2003 9:02PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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PAPA - yes global warming is natural its happend a few times over the past billion years. or so. but due to our increased industrial activity and callous actions that process and has been accelerated. big problem.

thats the problem with today's gov't. we can see andthign until its right in front of us and its too late.
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Jul 17 2003 9:32PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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i met some chicks from alberta while i was in Quebec. maybe i will go there


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Jul 17 2003 9:33PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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have any of you heard Its the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine?


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Jul 17 2003 9:34PM
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oh yeah, its by the Suicide Machines


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