Unintelligent, high ego people... fucking hate them

I just walked down the street to my friends girlfriends house, they're having a bonfire in the backyard. Not alot of people, around 10. They're being quiet.
Her neighbour, who lives behind her house and on the other side of a little 10 foot long bush of oak trees, always comes out and gets pissed for dumb reasons. Too pissed.
He's a shorter guy, but built. High ego. But very dumb. His daughters also a coke whore, I might add(which doesn't speak to well about his parenting.)
So a couple of guys (1-2) are taking shitty ass wood from behind my friends girlfriends shed, which is at the back of the bush. Some scrap stuff in the ditch. And I'm with them to see what was stuck up this guys ass.
He proceeds to come out and starts talking at us. All about how it's his property and stuff, and how all the scrap shit wood's his. Says burning it releases chemicals because its pressure treated. Gives me the message he doesn't want us using his scrap wood in the ditch. Cool, whatever. But then he says, "Fine whatever use the scrap wood." So he goes on about his property lines and how some stick was taken out of the ground.
Then his neighbour comes out, to support his little ego spree of talking at us. He says how "last year there was broken beer bottles in the ditch and we had to use a bobcat to fix it."
Oh cool, a bobcat, for some glass. But I can understand how that would make you unhappy. But this isn't the point.
This idiot, a grown 30 something year old man, then finishes off his little "talk" with...

"If any of you guys come in my yard again, I'll break your knees with a bat."

Right on, your an awesome adult. Really adult like of you to threaten minors with a weapon. You're going to beat me up with a bat. Hmmmm, isn't that a threat? You know, you'd probably go to jail for that sir.
I smiled at him and said, "Thanks for the threat sir. Really adult like of you to threaten kids with a weapon." And walked off.
It's funny cause, he comes out with his high ego, ready to tell some kids what's up. Ya know, boss some people around cause he thinks he's a big somebody.
But he's too narrow minded to be polite, act like an adult, or say the word please. So instead, he likes the approach of being aggressive, and threatening to attack you with a weapon.
Now this man has a high ego, but hes too fucking unintelligent to understand he's an idiot; dumber then average, not smart, at the lower end of the intellectual spectrum.
And people like this piss me the fuck off cause they always think they're the shit, and they're always right and how they're the smartest thing since sliced bread. This is because of their high ego.
But they're too dumb to control themselves so they threaten a to beat up a minor with a bat. Funny.

There have also been other instances with him. Like the time he picked up my brothers friends bike and threw it.
And another time he took off his shirt for some reason and started flexing at my friend.
He has threatened to beat us up before which is funny too.
Now I hate dumb people who don't realize their dumb. It's extremely frusterating.
But I guess all you can really do is just look, smile and laugh.