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Tinga
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so i was driving with my friend in the city today and saw a bum with a sign that read
"why lie?
i need bud."
so i was thinking anyone else see funny homeless people signs?
Apr 27 2007 11:28PM
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Gavajabra2
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Apr 27 2007 11:30PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Apr 27 2007 11:31PM
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DDrem.
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ive met this guy before. a true G
Apr 27 2007 11:33PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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in the words of chris rock. "If a homeless man has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless very long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny."
Apr 28 2007 12:16AM
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Gavajabra2
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haha
Apr 28 2007 12:19AM
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phatbush
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lol that is true why do they lie if they need beer?  I would give them beer.....................
Apr 28 2007 12:21AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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there was this guy that used to hang out near my door and he would always beg for change until he had enough money to get boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. He always said that you have to get boneless cause the bones take up too much space. One of my friends had a spyder coat and the bum called him spiderman. He's a pretty cool guy.
Apr 28 2007 12:24AM
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ThaLetterM.
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i like homeless people. i talk to them and ask them about their lives. they actully have alot of shit to say to me about their lives sometimes. then other times, they tell me to shut up and buy them colt 45 in a paper bag. eh..win some lose some.
Apr 28 2007 12:36AM
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Sideways_Shane
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some homeless people are hella cool to talk to and funny.
Apr 28 2007 1:07AM
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SwitchMahFuckah
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I wanna be friends with him
Apr 28 2007 2:46AM
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kepler.
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the pics with the guy holding the ninja and nigger sign are the same guy. this guy must be a professional bum
Apr 28 2007 12:53PM
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supersteez420
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his jacket is way to nice and there are way to many pics of him that has to be just dome guy running around fucking with people
Apr 28 2007 12:58PM
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Jwenz
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yoo google that

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Apr 28 2007 1:41PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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one time I saw a homeless guy with a sign that said, "smile if you masterbate!"  Im almost positive it was for a skate video though, has the guy didnt look homeless and he was wearing sick shoes
Apr 28 2007 3:12PM
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artfullydodged
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Apr 28 2007 3:21PM
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TZP
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i saw a :aliens abducted my brother, need money to build a spacecraft and begin an epic quest to get him back
Apr 28 2007 4:50PM
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[JP-of-SC]
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that'd be awesome, go get a six pack and sit down and chill with 'em.
Apr 28 2007 6:40PM
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foodisfun
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a guy in key west has one that says "dirty jokes: $1" 

the sign isn't funny but the jokes are
Apr 28 2007 7:00PM
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skitheeast1100
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speaking of bum...

i have to poop
Apr 28 2007 7:06PM
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kepler.
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hahaha i didn't till you did. now i feel stupid
Apr 28 2007 7:11PM
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