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Lateralis
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ahahahahah this is fucken hilarious,i was just searchin for futons and then i came across this site furniture porn hahahah as if people would get off on shit like this


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Jul 14 2003 5:45PM
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stef you know you are

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Jul 14 2003 5:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hhahahaha no,its hilarious tho, heres the site http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 14 2003 5:46PM
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acc
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hahahahaha...the hot outdoor action...hahahahaha

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Jul 14 2003 6:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
haha i told you it was friggin hilarious


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 14 2003 7:25PM
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Caden
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it is funny. yay.
Jul 14 2003 7:31PM
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lightingfarts
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dude the best is toothbrush porn. search for that.
Jul 14 2003 7:33PM
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Melvs
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fuck that, me adn my bro were making a furniture porn page 5 years ago for a class he took.. damn people stole it from us.
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Jul 14 2003 7:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i was making troll porn when i was 8,those fuckers are badass,their hair would get all messed up and theyd look all hot and steamy


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 14 2003 7:41PM
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icecreamsandwich
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teehee yea furniture is super funny. so is lego porn....the lego porn has a sweet plot too which is important. yep.

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Jul 15 2003 12:00AM
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Diabhal
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phhhhhht furniture ain't nothing compared to
HOT BORING FETISH ACTION!
http://www.somethingawful.com/fetish/index.htm
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Jul 15 2003 2:24AM
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Line1260x
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oh yeah....thats so hot!






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Jul 15 2003 2:26AM
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lalalalaura
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is it wrong if i get turned on from that??
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Jul 15 2003 3:09AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im pretty sure its wrong.....very very wrong


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 15 2003 3:30AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
its not wrong its exteremly funny.
It's scum like dspin7x and What_a_Wookie who define borders and races. Change your attitudes dudes.
Jul 15 2003 4:27AM
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NH_LiNe
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hahahahahahahhaha

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Jul 15 2003 10:20AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i know its fucken hilarious lagwagon but to get off on that shit is wrong


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 15 2003 1:20PM
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lightingfarts
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nothing beats toothrbush porn
Jul 15 2003 2:49PM
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lanks
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its funny cuz i dont see it.


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Jul 15 2003 2:54PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
to lagwagon if it really gets its jollies off watching furniture porn:


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Jul 15 2003 3:01PM
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lanks
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well technically he wouldnt be gay...but i dont know what he would be because the word hasnt been invented yet, as far as i know.


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Jul 15 2003 3:12PM
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Jul 15 2003 3:34PM
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fuck

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Jul 15 2003 3:34PM
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enemy1080
Posts: 510 - Karma: 11
That is fucking great. Someone must have a lot of time on their hands.
Thats just my opinion

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Jul 15 2003 4:18PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
dude, lagwagon's tri, it does furniture too

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Jul 15 2003 4:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
haahaha the charlies angels one is hilarious


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jul 16 2003 4:47PM
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pag
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hahha this is hilarous
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Jul 16 2003 4:58PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
hahahaha did u read the joke on the bottom of the page? hahha patio furniture. that site almost beats the fruit porno that was up here a while ago.

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Jul 16 2003 9:58PM
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HelloThisIsDylan
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lets just kill lagwagon.





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