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waterville_NH
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have you ever thought about how gross the inside of your mouth is? all it does for you is taste and create bad breath



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Jul 13 2003 5:18PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
mmmmmhmmmmm. and toung.. for kissing :D
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Jul 13 2003 5:19PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
yea. its worse to be kissing someone and realizing how gross their and your mouth combined must be.

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Jul 13 2003 5:19PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
whoops i didnt see blindblinds post before posting that

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Jul 13 2003 5:20PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
and getting head... soo many reasons for mouth... who cares how gross it is :D sooo good... mmmmmm.
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Jul 13 2003 5:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i think its fo talikn ig

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Jul 13 2003 5:21PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
wow... hes right... i never thought of that.
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Jul 13 2003 5:22PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
people would look funny without mouths
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Jul 13 2003 5:28PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^yes, that they would



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Jul 13 2003 5:30PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
So, it looks like the mouth isnt that bad aferall ey waterville?
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Jul 13 2003 5:51PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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it may bee for eATING TOO

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Jul 13 2003 5:56PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
member teh first matrix, how they sealed his mouth, that was fucked, imagine if thats how people were
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Jul 13 2003 6:01PM
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1212j5j5
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Eyah but... sex would suck so much more without mouths!!!
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Jul 13 2003 6:17PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
mouths are a given when it comes to sex
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Jul 13 2003 6:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
mouths are for eating

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Jul 13 2003 9:53PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
mouths are good for alot of things, bad for some, but overall a mouth is a good thing

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Jul 13 2003 10:58PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
hey i think that your mouth and someone else's mouth combined is really sexy

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Jul 13 2003 11:02PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
no super sexy

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Jul 13 2003 11:02PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Mouths are also used for smiling. And snoring.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jul 13 2003 11:26PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
they are NOT goog for typing, dancing, swiming or pooper-scooping.
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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Jul 13 2003 11:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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theyre not bad for poop scooping. oh, u mean picking it up AFTER it comes out... nevermind.
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Jul 13 2003 11:42PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
noses are for snoring dumbass

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Jul 14 2003 10:43AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
HAHA derek, thats nasty! lol
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Jul 14 2003 10:53AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
mouths is for smoking


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Jul 14 2003 11:04AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
mouths is? mouthes IS? come on now, go back to 7th grade and learn your self some subject-verb agreements

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what makes me hot?
i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
Aug 16 2003 6:30AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
im naked right now
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Aug 16 2003 6:42AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i'm jerkin off right now...
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 16 2003 6:43AM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
If we didn't have mouths we'd have to toke through our noses. Noses are grosse, they are just germ collectors.


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Aug 16 2003 8:44PM
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lalalalaura
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to quote blindblinds- 'Eyah but... sex would suck so much more without mouths!!!'


quite the opposite my friend...quite the opposite.
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Aug 16 2003 11:36PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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if you didnt have a mouth then you would have to eat through your ass

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i can do a summersault
Aug 17 2003 12:30AM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
when u eat u never bite ur tounge and it in ur mouth


i ate my kitty
Aug 17 2003 12:39AM
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Airspeed-X
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Did you find that out when you 'ate your kitty' ?

-Randy
Aug 17 2003 12:42AM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
when u eat u never bite ur tounge and it in ur mouth


i ate my kitty
Aug 17 2003 12:43AM
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Airspeed-X
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--------------ECHO--------------

-Randy
Aug 17 2003 1:01AM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
i found that when i ate cause i didnt bite it


i ate my kitty
Aug 17 2003 1:04AM
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Tiffy
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You're full of it.... but how can you say you don't bite your tounge when it does happen sometimes...
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Aug 17 2003 1:16AM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
u never bite ur tounge when ur eating

and u should every time u bite


i ate my kitty
Aug 17 2003 1:17AM
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Airspeed-X
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I bite my tongue every now and then..

-Randy
Aug 17 2003 1:19AM
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Airspeed-X
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Not when Im eating though, well rarely. Usually when Im out tubing or wakeboarding in the boat.

-Randy
Aug 17 2003 1:20AM
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Capurnicus
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' learn your self some subject-verb agreements'
that is incorrect english :)


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Looks like rain to me.
Aug 17 2003 1:24AM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
you guys got it all wrong. Mouths are for tearing those stupid little plastic food bags.




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Aug 17 2003 3:22AM
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nealdawgdiamond
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hahahahahahahahahahaha fireunderwater, that was fucking great, good stuff


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Aug 17 2003 3:57AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
' learn your self some subject-verb agreements'
that is incorrect english :)
i know. hence the pun
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Nov 14 2003 11:32PM
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