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FreshCoast
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I sport a Volvo Wagon. Anyone else proud of their wagon? Because they are the 3rd most pimp cars after Weinermobiles and Molester Vans.
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Jul 12 2003 10:28PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i had a station wagon, then i totalled it
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Jul 12 2003 10:30PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i have a geo metro, just as gay
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Jul 12 2003 10:30PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
yeah i had a volvo station wagon. I wanted to get it all pimped out with rims and a new paint job and stereo system. But then my dad gave me his Audi and i said fuck it with the volvo. Plus I didn't have any money to get it pimped out anyways. That volvo slide out so much in the snow too, until it broke down, piece of shit. Yeah but mine had 215,031 miles on it.







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Jul 12 2003 11:43PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
My mommy has a passat station wagon that i drive when my brother steals my jetta.... speaking of, my jetta got sick today and started smoking.... hehe, yikes.

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Jul 12 2003 11:46PM
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wrenegade
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ive got a 2002 ac schnitzer AC30 wagon. 295hp it rips






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Jul 12 2003 11:47PM
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Whistlermann
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^more like AC Shitzer.


Bimmers rule... but the 3 series wagon is a pile of hyperactive bunny poo.

best Wagon... Ferrari 456 Wagon.


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Jul 12 2003 11:49PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
nothing beats the awesome '97 Ford Taurus Wagon!!! my mom has one, it's hilarious
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Jul 13 2003 12:20AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
im looking at getting a subaru impreza wagon those are the shit
Jul 13 2003 12:50AM
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Ryno
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i hate wagons...sorry guys, but them and alcaminos (sp) are HORRIBLE!
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Jul 13 2003 12:53AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
I think i take the cake here,



86' buick what! i almost got arrested for that and shit,

i had that car after i wrecked my Acura, or make that a crappura, i did a fund raiser with it, then i wrecked it rally caring,




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Jul 13 2003 1:08AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
is that snow from the summer from an ice rink?
Jul 13 2003 1:11AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
yea, it's ice rink snow


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Jul 13 2003 1:29AM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
If I had the money, the Audi Allroad 4.2 would top my list of cars to get.
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Jul 13 2003 9:32AM
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FRZGene
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Dude with the '86 buick...I feel you. I rock a '91 Buick Century Station wagon...its got the wood paneling and shit...its pretty badass. Its god a huge sticker that says 'East Coast' in old english that takes up the whole back windshield, with a ton of other stickers covering the back too. Its pretty funny, cause it used to be my grandmothers car, and now its decked out in stickers.
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Jul 13 2003 4:58PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
1992 holden commodore wagon. 3.8 litre v6. first car. its red, red cars go faster. i have a mattress in the back now too.


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'Well 10 beers, 20 minutes, and 30 dollars later, im parking the beef bus in tuna town, if ya know what i mean'
Jul 14 2003 12:54PM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
I just got rid of my 1997 Subaru Wagon...
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Jul 14 2003 1:17PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
86 is pretty old, but Id say my care is pretty damn sweet. 84 Volvo wagon, it almost fails inspection every time, but just makes it. This is an amazing club

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Jul 14 2003 1:26PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
My wagon's gone now, before it died, we cut the coils on it and slammed it down, it had no back seat but it was tthe car we'd cram over 10 people in to drive across the bridge too hull,

i don't have a picture of it but i had those ugly crome hub caps for it too as a joke, (i didn't pay for them)

i was going to drive the car back out west but it' died,

it had over 340 000 kms


'I'm still Ugly'
Jul 14 2003 1:34PM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Holy shit that picture of the Crappura made me almost squirt redbull out my nose.
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Jul 14 2003 2:17PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
a friend of mine has a pimp volvo station wagon

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Jul 14 2003 3:48PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
does an outback count? if so, I'm in.
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Jul 14 2003 4:59PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13

me and my friends wagons

The gascap
Back windshield...old picture...twice as many stickers now
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Jul 14 2003 7:10PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Check out these sites....

http://www.aswoa.com/
The American Station Wagon Owners Association

http://www.stationwagon.com/index.html
Station Wagon.com

Im submitting the pictures of my wagon to both sites.
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Jul 14 2003 7:13PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Damn thats a cool ride. Love the East Coast sticker.
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Jul 14 2003 7:17PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
my dads got this big ass station wagon, we call it the gas hog. he got it for $900, and its in awesome shape. it looks just like this:



a little newer, better shape, and a lighter color.
Jul 14 2003 7:32PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
haha tahts a fuckin dope ride yo.
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Jul 14 2003 10:37PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
my 3.8litre v6 '92 holden commodore



'They call them fingers but ive never seen 'em fing......... oh, there they go' Otto in the stoner episode
'Well 10 beers, 20 minutes, and 30 dollars later, im parking the beef bus in tuna town, if ya know what i mean'
Jul 14 2003 10:47PM
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skifree919
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CoC session E
Jul 14 2003 10:56PM
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skifree919
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thats not mine, that looks a few years younger

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Jul 14 2003 10:56PM
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LifeJacket
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'I'm still Ugly'
Jul 14 2003 11:06PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Chicks dig 'Sup David, the Eastcoast Mobile'.
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Jul 14 2003 11:41PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
badass wagons guys

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Jul 17 2003 11:43PM
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skodeo7
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ya I rock the suby outback
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Jul 18 2003 9:45AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
i dont have one but my friend has one we call the whale. its a blue taurus wagon. it has another row of seats in the back that remind me of the back of a police car.
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Jul 18 2003 9:58AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
fucking a...
volvo wagons are sweet 'cause the cops never think you're speeding (w/o radar). 98 volvo v70, gray, no upgrades of any kind (soon hopefully).

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Jul 18 2003 10:28AM
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