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Cats can jump fucking high.

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zylstra
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My cat jumps like seven feet to get up onto a bookshelf...she does this regularly. i'm so fucking amazed at her.
Apr 19 2007 6:31AM
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c+ald
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sweet
Apr 19 2007 6:38AM
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zylstra
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its physically apalling, i mean how the fuck is a cat supposed to jump like really really high. shes a fat ass
Apr 19 2007 6:46AM
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zylstra
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bump.
Apr 19 2007 5:20PM
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roussillon
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I think you're exagerating a little by saying 7 feet. If it's true, it a lot. even for a cat.
Apr 19 2007 5:46PM
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akerbacker
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she must be like...a goddess or something!!!!!1111!!!11!
Apr 19 2007 5:48PM
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zylstra
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holy fuck. at leats mine has some manners, it eats and shits outside.
Apr 19 2007 6:00PM
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zylstra
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have you ever dropped it off something? you can throw it, make it do wild things. always lands on the feets. magical.
Apr 19 2007 6:05PM
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AndrewZ
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I always used to toss mine and try to make it do 360's and other sweet tricks.......I was a kinda messed up little kid
Apr 19 2007 6:10PM
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artfullydodged
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cats are weird man
Apr 19 2007 6:25PM
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BigRodRiley
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i threw my cat down the stairs
Apr 19 2007 6:27PM
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zylstra
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bitch. me too.
my cat once did a rodeo....9?
i think it was nine
i remember it ran away. went pretty high though.
Apr 19 2007 6:45PM
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Campeador
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7 feet? meh thats alright. my old siamese cat use jump and run up 15 foot vertical walls. muthafuckin birds had no chance.
Apr 19 2007 6:49PM
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skitheeast1100
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my siemese(sp?) cat is a beast. he is 17 years old and jumps 6 feet into a closet where he lives. ive seen him jump way higher though.
Apr 19 2007 7:54PM
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Petey.
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She uses hax!
Apr 19 2007 7:56PM
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DDrem.
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is his fur black?

Apr 19 2007 7:58PM
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ppcrider
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haha i hate cats but they can jump pretty damn high
Apr 19 2007 7:59PM
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*monsterskier*
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dang..now i want a cat..lol
Apr 19 2007 8:00PM
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mr_mckee
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my frends cat magicly appears from his closet all the time
its weird
Apr 19 2007 8:03PM
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timmi
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my dog busted through a screen door, chased and killed a dog that was on my lawn. and shes a 3 year old golden retreiver. baller.
Apr 19 2007 8:10PM
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dweezileast
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i just set up an obstacle course for my cat while i was reading this thread. she jumped from my knee, to a table in the corner, to a shelf that's about neck level, across a gap of about 3 feet, and 5 feet down back to my computer table, and then back to my knee. I love you mittens
Apr 19 2007 8:17PM
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invader7
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imagine how high we could jump if we were like giant cats
Apr 19 2007 8:20PM
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ppcrider
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haha thats ill. IT reminds of entourage when turtles dog attacks that chicks dog. Damn what a good show.
Apr 19 2007 8:21PM
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Lé.Skiing
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you worded that wrong... Imagine the shit we could do on ski's if we could jump that high... but yah cars are wicked rad... my cats a fatass lazy shit.. she doent want to jump over some 3 foot high fence that goes across our staris well she did once and clipped it with her belly and her feet and the thing came crashing down.. and she booked'er downstairs.. hahaha
Apr 19 2007 8:24PM
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alh10
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make a video thatd be kickass
Apr 19 2007 8:26PM
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zylstra
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i wanna see a video of that shit.  how' do you make a cat do an obstacle course anyway.
Apr 20 2007 6:55AM
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010
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my cat can catch birds out of the air. here's a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qUcPEIw2c
Apr 20 2007 8:02AM
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ax_murderer
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yeah my cats the shit shes wicked fat and jumps of our balcony like 20 feet up regular, like it ain't no thing
Apr 20 2007 8:38AM
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quixotic
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my cat always jumps like 6 feet up ontop of the refridgerator. and we let him roam around in the summer and he always comes back with birds or rabbits in his mouth, brings them inside and upstairs and drops them in front of my mom. it's effin' hilarious.
Apr 20 2007 8:47AM
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Mr.Bishop
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http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=6067987480536636701&q=cat+jump

They can jump, but don't always land...
Apr 20 2007 8:52AM
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leckett1
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yea my cat can jump above my head when it wants to...fuckin OG
Apr 20 2007 9:13AM
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Gnarzecki
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not when i play kitty cannon
Apr 20 2007 11:19AM
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EL_FINRE
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hahahaha i actually laughed out loud when i saw the name of this thread
Apr 20 2007 11:21AM
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Corkster
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haha that was awsome
Apr 20 2007 11:30AM
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bryceCTS
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yo get some footy of it
Apr 20 2007 11:43AM
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T-Wash
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Cats are crazy. I used to do kitty flips or thats what I call them. I'd make them do backflips let them land then spin them off something right when they landed they loved it.
Apr 20 2007 11:44AM
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Tapes
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are you sure they loved it? if i do that to my cat it attacks me right away and steals my food next dinner.
Apr 20 2007 11:52AM
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Corkster
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check out this cat jump. how did it survive?

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5083630628188177779&q=cat+jump
Apr 20 2007 12:09PM
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ISkiSwitch
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Yea, my cat's a killing machine as well. He's declawed, but he still swats birds out of the air, and holds mice between his paws. It's pretty rediculous, and he's probably smarter than me... plus he jumps a good 6-7 feet onto my windowsill, but he only makes it most of the way, then wall climbs the rest like a ninja.
Apr 20 2007 12:59PM
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adam.
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my cat jumped like 10 feet to a window, its si amazong
Apr 20 2007 1:00PM
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dweezileast
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My camera's broken right now, but as soon as it's fixed i'll film it. You make your cat do things like that by taking it one step at a time. My cat seems to gravitate to small spaces that she can curl up in, so I make sure that from one space, she can see another one, and jump to it in order to explore.
Apr 20 2007 2:21PM
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Petecanski
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ya man....cats.
Apr 20 2007 2:23PM
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Jwenz
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cats are redic...but i am sure as they loose their lives they cant jump as high

wow just found this on google

http://www.tv.com/uservideos/?action=video_player&id=KiY2ljL95bgKvzXa
Apr 20 2007 3:01PM
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T-Wash
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Same video Doug put but still hilarious.
Apr 20 2007 3:04PM
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nychka
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thats such a crazy vid, that cat has perfect from in the air
Apr 20 2007 3:05PM
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zylstra
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holy shit, as i'm typing my cat jumps up an spills my juice. she then precedes to purr louder than my music, lie down on my face, and effectively make me a muff diver.
Apr 20 2007 5:20PM
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MistaFab
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omg that cat had so much steeze in the air, it was penciled out, and a perfect gymnatsics landing. insain
Apr 20 2007 5:31PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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haha
Apr 20 2007 6:41PM
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