Replying to Homework....help... FREE STUFF

alright so i have a english paper due on friday and i have some free stuff to give up if someone will write this paper for me....
so we just got done reading hamlet and in a two page paper we need to compare the moive, play, and book. in this paper we need to say differences similarities. and what is positive and negative about each one.
the second part is.... explain one of hamlets soliloquy from the book. and say what hes saying. whats happening in the play. what is he cotemplating. how does the soliloquy fit into one or more of the themes. and why is what hamlet sayin inportant. (this can just be bullets like 1. 2. 3....)
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thanks and let me know ASAP i need to know by tonight so i can work on it or not...
thanks Grady