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John Elway

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californiagrown
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John Elway, the greatest quarterback of all time, hit leviathon gap 2 days ago and threw the steeziest switch hexoflip ever. Just goes to prove that he is the closest thing to god, besides tanner and seth.
Apr 18 2007 3:31PM
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philipc
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i heard terrell davis and rod smith also hit it
Apr 18 2007 3:32PM
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Colt45er
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O RLY?
Apr 18 2007 3:32PM
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eheath
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Thats the fucking stupidest thing i have ever heard.
Apr 18 2007 3:38PM
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philipc
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your the stupedst thing iv ever hurd!!



OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAPPP
Apr 18 2007 3:40PM
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eheath
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Well, i don't have a come back....



Aaaactually i did your mom!!! OH SHIT!
Apr 18 2007 3:41PM
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HappyTreez
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it took you that long to figure out that John Elway was god?
Apr 18 2007 3:43PM
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philipc
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dont think i have a comeback for that one




except i did your sister!!!! OH NO I DIDNT JUST SAY THAT
Apr 18 2007 3:50PM
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eheath
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I don't have a sister. You lose.
Apr 18 2007 3:52PM
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philipc
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no........................... YOU LOSE


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apr 18 2007 3:55PM
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chuuch
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i heard he threw a football through the ground to the center of the earth
Apr 18 2007 3:56PM
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californiagrown
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next year John is gonna put on a JOI style event. Brett Favre, Troy Aikman, Steve Young Seth, the tanner's, Jon, Simon, candide, are all gonna b there. they scopped out a new gap on grizzly gulch and named it "Mile High Gap". the sponsers are Coors, John's car dealerships, and the NFL.
Apr 18 2007 3:58PM
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=FLO=
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BEST THREAD EVER................ELWAY = GOD
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Apr 18 2007 4:01PM
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C-Burg
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if elway=god, cutler=jesus
Apr 18 2007 4:05PM
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=FLO=
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very right my son, next year Cutler is on
Apr 18 2007 4:34PM
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jacobski
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HELLLLLLL YES. The Broncos are the truth, the white knight of salvation against the armies of darkness(the Raiders), the most annoying cheer in sports(the Chiefs tomahawk) and all other cities that can shampoo my crotch. Cutler is our only hope at defeating the genetically engineered quarterback left over from the Bourne Identity CIA project(Peyton Manning). If there is a cult for this, I want in. Fuck you if you disagree, John Lynch will rip out your heart and mix it with his chunky soup.
Apr 18 2007 5:09PM
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HappyTreez
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that's what caused the tsunami a few years ago...it was punishment for praying to the wrong god(s).

All hail john elway or else he'll take your ass out with a football
Apr 18 2007 5:36PM
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andy_boy
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I laughed.
Apr 18 2007 6:17PM
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JPOB
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dan marino!....ok i feel like an outkast
Apr 18 2007 6:20PM
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scientist
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John Madden was on the scene in case Elway broke his ankles. Of course, it was Elway, so his ankles actually strengthened on impact.
Apr 18 2007 6:21PM
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jacobski
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You could apply all of the Chuck Norris statements to John Elway. For example: "John Elway's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."

Apr 18 2007 8:10PM
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scientist
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john elway = so hot rite nowe
Apr 18 2007 9:27PM
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C-Burg
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fuck chuck norris, how many car dealerships does he have. John Elways has allot
Apr 18 2007 9:39PM
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invader7
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as did kobe bryant
Apr 18 2007 10:08PM
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C-Burg
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no he just raped a girl in eagle county
Apr 18 2007 10:41PM
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DFA79
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#7 sooo steezy. Still ballin.
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Apr 19 2007 3:09AM
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alev
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dude john elway can throw a nerf vortex football out of mile high stadium. i saw it on tv!
Apr 19 2007 7:07AM
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Silence
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i would - far right and far left
Apr 19 2007 7:29AM
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C-Burg
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near left his is wife
Apr 19 2007 4:11PM
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