tribute to bob_dole part deux

it has been brought to my attention that in my vast story of bob_dole i has left out a few things.

HENNIES LOVE FOR BLACK PEOPLE
back in south africa hennie lived a tough life. severe heat, overwhelming thunderstorms, and alot of household work. wait.....nope i lied hennie didnt have to do any work. as a child, he had his room cleaned, he had sandwiches made for him when he came home from school, and most of all he didnt have to weed the garden. you all are maybe thinking that his mom is a very nice lady for cleaning this all up. this is not the case.

hennie had houseworkers. not one but 2. they werent paid, they worked for room and board. (room was the shed out back) you may be saying right now, hey thats slavery thats illegal. well my friends, the 2 workers were black. black people that did work that the white people are too lazy to do, and they didn't get paid. hennie denies that as being slavery.

on days off hennie had a rough life, nothing to clean. nothing to do. one day while being bored after jamiquia made him his lunchtime sandwich hennie decided to go explore a local construction site. playing on broken scaffolding, running bare foot over screws and nails. this is a blast for hennie. up this structure hennie starts climbing. you see hennie is like a monkey, he can shimmy up any tree anywhere. his low-profile, lanky arms and small feet actually give him an advantage over a real monkey. but anyway he starts climbing and he gets on this thing about 20 feet off the ground pauses for a rest. suddenly hennie falls. he maybe able to climb like a monkey. but he isnt as sure footed as a goat. so fall hennie did 20 feet SLAM to the ground. luckily hennie fell directly on his ass.

looking up to where he fell from hennie realizes how lucky he is to fall from that high into a construction zone and well, he wasnt hurt. laying around him are pieces of wood and metal. any other man would have falled on and gotten really hurt. pushing himself up with his arms to try to stand hennie realizes hes stuck, and now he can feel a sharp pain in his leg. he looks down and it appears that he has fallen onto a giant nail. it went straight into his upper leg, from the underside up. lets set this straight 20 foot fall, onto nail, were hennie is bleeding and now stuck. he doesnt know what to do but the pain is now over whelming and hennie crys out in pain 'oh my nigga!!!!' 'oh my nigga!!!!!'

suddenly out of nowhere a big man shows up and says 'boy what dun be wrong wit u' 'ahhhhh' hennie says he realizes its a big BIG black man. did he hear him say nigga?? but before hennie can answer this big black man pulls hennie straight up and off the rusty nail.

part 3 coming soon....red ants

-J-unit

shine so bright when i walk by, ya gotta squint like da muthafukin son in ya eye.