Replying to So a third of my dignity is left at the mall...

So yesterday I went to the mall to get my haircut. which turned out horrible for the record. Then my friend gets the idea LETS PEIRCE YOUR EAR! Ive been meaning to do this for a while now so im like WOO lets go! So we be goin and we get there and of course Ive never done this before but im like eh how bad could it be. My mom signs the papers blah blah blah. and im sittin. The girls like okay where do you want it? I was like up top and shes like okay. Well I got it done and I was like oh that it? Didnt hurnt too much. what DID end up hurting was when my friend took it out and my mom tryed to put one in that didnt fit. So im closing my eyes whispering fuck to myself. Well now Im dreaming and its one of those things where like in videos where they put the camera in the windsheild of a car and speed it up. then theres this highpitched noise that sounded like a computer rebooting and im like woah this is a good sleep. then im like wait....why am I sleeping? Im at the mall arent I? then I wake up on the floor and im like The hell just happened? Finds out as you already figuered out, that I passed out. So now a third of my dignity is left on the floor at the mall